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The Psychopath


My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M

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What is this a crossover of?

THIS IS GLORIOUS PERFECTION!!! HUZZAH!!

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It's at the bottom in the Author's notes

Ah, the marvels of being able to predict every outcome. I expected waking up to no more than four thumbs up and less than a hundred views.

Muh...

your profile picture gives me the chills XD

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B-but...Iz big, giant smile :c

Comment posted by The Psychopath deleted Apr 28th, 2018

Battle Tech and Ponies eh!

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Psssst. Yer spoilin' the secret!

Comment posted by The Psychopath deleted May 30th, 2018

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Get out of here, stalker.

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*evaporates and becomes an astral being* uwu

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That's copyright infringement >:c

... The cure is working. Working, I say! Huzzah! My crippling inability to consider small fics to be of equal standing to giant stories has vanished for good! I feel like I'm finally a complete and wholesome individual working to succesfully improve society as a whole. I've never felt so alive, so... powerful! Beware, Fimfiction, your underaged Fics are not safe anymore from the Great Devourer! XD

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... to be honest, I don't know either. T'is what happens when you let a sleep-deprived mind write commentary at 2 o'clock in the morning. I can't wait for my potentially future boss to find this out himself. Good thing that I'm studying for a job where I can't actually get fired, huh? XD

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And what did you think of this story that you made you change your mind?

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Honestly, the casual randomness did it for me. As said in the post yesterday, I almost exclusively read big stories with a lot of character development, ect. The other side of the coin however means that I almost never get to read stories written for the heck of it. They just take themselves far too serious to incorporate any amount of 'randomness', no matter what their description claims to achieve. This story is refreshingly funny and random, for me personally. Even though I seriously doubt that I'll read an amount of smaller fics as important as the amount of big fics I read normally, I'll force myself to sit down and appreciate the art behind this first 'type' of story a bit more. Thanks dude! ^^

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Ha ha ha! Taking myself seriously. If it's to be random and comedic, then by Turnip Ted it shall be!

Hmmm... Needs more Hunchback.

She dove in a large box and fumbled through the rolls, her lower-half sticking up and wiggling like a little worm.

Now that is quite the image.

She heaved a heavy sigh that through its incredibly nonexistent power, caused the wall she rested against to evaporate in a thin cloud of smoke.

"Oh," she noted apathetically.

Like you do. Perfectly natural response to a FUCKING WALL DISAPPEARING. I haven't even read this story and I already find this quite the funny image.

"You know...I could use my wings to break the falling and get back up but...I don't care enough fo--"

Nothing to really say here, this was just a funny line that I think deserves its exposure in the unread story.

All was not well topside, however, for the Storm King had returned...somehow,

Don't you just hate it when that happens. He must have been in kahutz with SAO writers to create the ultimate plot contrivance so they could make modern art pieces about overuse of plot contrivance in modern media and sell them by the millions. Those wretched bastard! We must arm ourself before it's too late! Invest in Soylent Green!!

They both stared at the white alicorn yelling something, but it came off as exaggerated body movements and mouth flapping

Again, no comment, just really funny. One of the funniest things I never read.

"What is this, some kind of theatrical show where we wait for some kind of ill-conceived appearance to create tension or something?"

Yes, now shut up and put some Bobobobo and wait like the rest of us you bloody white baboon.

AND WHAT THE HADES IS THAT?!"

Hades: Hey I just run the place!

"What do we do?" the guard asked the king.

"Give it flowers and a nice back massage," he answered sarcastically.

"Really?"

Alternate ending: "Yes really," the Storm King replies sarcastically.

"Okay," the guard responds back and gets some nice flowers. As he approaches the machine he sees the princess inside of it. Their eyes meet as Luna is impressed by the lovely message from the guard. She reaches for a button to accept them, but accidentally unleashes the missles and destroys the guard and the Storm King in the process.

Luna is in distress for half a second, but gets over it immediately as he was never really her type anyway.

The end.

Some kind of light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation?"

HAH! HE SAID IT!

"Looks like you blasted him into hades," Celestia sighed in a defeated tone.

*back at the Tartarus castle HAdes is sitting on his throne contemplating the banishment of his son*
*Suddenly he hears a loud crash thorugh his castle roof*

Hades: What the--

*before he can react he sees a tirek in his full form smash into him.*

Hades: Stupid Equestrians...*passes out*

"Woohoo!" Luna cheered. "Explosions save the day again!"

This message brought you by the Michael Bay School O Splosions N Stuff.

Well that was one of the funniest stories I never read in my life. I love the random technique you tend to use in a lot of your work and how you make it work. Some may say that random humor is easy to do it, but it takes much more time and planning as well as timing to make it right. And you my friend pass with flying colors. I loved the scenes with the Storm King and Tirek as well. They were hilarious. As a big Luna fan, you really have impressed me yet again.

P.s. If you are wondering how I managed to pull quotes and talk about specific parts of the fic if I hadn't read it, tat's because I used the magic of the "Plot Hole" and "Doing Shit Cause I can" powers bestowed onto me by survival of the horror of witnessing ten modern art pieces and reading a full book of Twilight followed by Fifty Shades Of Grey so I am virtually unbeatable now. Later nerds!

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Ah. You also learned from the kirin.

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Is that a 'lol' wow or an

wow?

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A ‘lol’ wow I guess.

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