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Admiral Biscuit


"This was quite well written, and the characters had a very natural feeling back and forth. Shame I didn't like it at all."

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I have no words...

I'm not Irish and I'm offended.

Not really. I'm offendedly amused.

Were you high? If so where can I get some?

~Skeeter The Lurker

Not bad, but I preferred the earlier one of Berry going to a college bar. Different universe?

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Could be the same universe. Maybe that’s where she picked up the leprechauns.

This is art.

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Usually I get “Goddammit, Admiral” for these types of stories.

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I'm not Irish and I'm offended.

I’m not, either, and I was too. Didn’t stop me from posting it, though.

Not really. I'm offendedly amused.

:rainbowlaugh:

Were you high? If so where can I get some?

I wish I’d been. I came up with the plot elements while working in a group home for developmentally disabled adults, that might have been a bit of a factor in how the story turned out.

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Explained in the blog post.

This one’s been sitting since last year, ‘cause you decided to publish yours.

I suppose I could change the title . . . would you prefer if I did?

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I have no objections and you should leave everything as-is. I was just trying to figure out what was going on today because as far as deja vu goes, it's too early in the day to be this sober.

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Ah, yes, it is too early in the day to be this sober. I’ve been solving that problem the traditional Irish way, and if I could express ship a pint of Guinness to you, I totally would. :heart:

No apology would ever be enough :rainbowlaugh:

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I wish it was that easy to get Guinness down here...

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It’s not what you think.

I mean, it is what you think, but it’s not what you think.

ponies liked confort food after a day

a leg on that seems to have hopped off.

This was...
Again its an hilarious masterpiece.

The part with Rarity and the doll Applejack had needs to be expanded upon.

I know I read a story where Rainbow Dash was doing something similar except eating Lucky Charms tm.

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a leg on that seems to have hopped off.

I assume it happened due to the monster attack. That’s the most likely explanation.

This was...
Again its an hilarious masterpiece.

:heart:

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The part with Rarity and the doll Applejack had needs to be expanded upon.

I suppose since it’s already got the mature tag, I could.

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I know I read a story where Rainbow Dash was doing something similar except eating Lucky Charms tm.

In Estee’s story, there were Lucky Charms. That might be the one you’re thinking of.

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I just think it's hilarious Applejack would have the doll at the ready!

In before the pot of gold turns out to just be Hershey's Pot of Gold chocolate candies

....
I don't...
I don't know why I faved this.
Or laughed.
Just...just take your upvote and let us never speak of this again

You've got an extra silver in your basins.

I see you've adopted my headcanon about Pinkie Pie's excretory processes. :rainbowlaugh:

craptasic has a new low

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I just think it's hilarious Applejack would have the doll at the ready!

She’s a very practical pony. Of course she would. Probably keeps it under her hat.

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In before the pot of gold turns out to just be Hershey's Pot of Gold chocolate candies

You’re wrong, but you’re not as far wrong as you might think.

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I don't...
I don't know why I faved this.
Or laughed.

My guess would be because it was just the right touch of insanity you were needing in your life at that moment.

Just...just take your upvote and let us never speak of this again

Oh, ah, oops. Sorry. :heart:

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You've got an extra silver in your basins.

I feel something was lost in translation. I’m pretty sure what I originally translated was a bit ruder than that.

I see you've adopted my headcanon about Pinkie Pie's excretory processes.

But of course!

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See, this one wasn’t more craptastic than those.

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You also have written about a fence post. :facehoof:
silly grease monkey.:rainbowlaugh:

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That’s true, I did write about a fence post. Probably my most unusual protagonist to date.

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The apples are going to build a wall and make the pears pay for it. It will be huge.

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I feel something was lost in translation. I’m pretty sure what I originally translated was a bit ruder than that.

Okay, maybe I was being too circumspect, since I'd actually gone with the assumption that you'd translated similarly to how I'd back-translated.

“But Walt Disney sued the pants off of us even though we had the name first, and now we can't use it. What was involved in many silver silver basins.”

Maybe it's my translator, but you seem to have extra silver in your basins.

“Because it's candy pumpkins. Those things are nasty.” That was Mrs. Cake.

You go right to hell. Candy pumpkins are the bombest of all bomb-ass candy.

Glad I read the author's notes. I was going to mention Estee's story, but you've already given credit where it's due.

And barring hammerspace, where else would a pony keep her wallet? Dash can't just lodge it under a wing; she's using those!

Also, given the nature of pony excretions in this story, does this make Bonbon a proctologist or a nightsoil collector?

What is most shocking to my mind is that the Hello Kitty merchandise empire extends to Equestria.

As for where she keeps that wallet, it indicates an amazing level of flexibility to stash or recover it. Or she has truly spectacular strength and control of her pelvic floor muscles. Don’t mind me, I’m just imagining the possible implications of that...

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Okay, maybe I was being too circumspect, since I'd actually gone with the assumption that you'd translated similarly to how I'd back-translated.

Yeah, I know the duplicate is there in the back-translation ... I think what I originally tried to translate was something like “What a bunch of greedy, greedy bastards,” or something like that.

Usually, I keep a copy of the original text I dumped into the translator, ‘cause let’s be honest, machine translation doesn’t work all that well. That way, I can provide a translation of what I intended, and in more than one case, a reader who actually knows the language comments the correct translation and I fix it in the text.

This time, I didn’t do that, and since I wrote the story literally a year ago, I don’t remember at all what Seamus originally said.

I suppose if I wasn’t being lazy, I could just come up with something new--maybe a longer tirade--and translate that, and put it in the story. At least that way I’d know what I wrote.

Hmm, yes, I think I’ll do that. Get the extra silver out of those basins. :heart:

<edit> And, done!

And it once again illustrates the difficulties of machine translation.

I had to dance around a bit to get words and phrases it seemed to know and settled on:
“If I ever meet one of those mouse-eared lawyers who has sex with his mother, I'll punch him right in his tiny penis.”

Which translated to:
“Má fhreastalaíonn mé riamh ar cheann de na dlíodóirí chluasach sin a bhfuil gnéas aige lena mháthair, bainfidh mé an ceart as ina phionós beag bídeach.”

And then translated back to:
“If I ever attend one of those ear lawyers who have sex with his mother, I will get the right out of her tiny punishment”

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You go right to hell. Candy pumpkins are the bombest of all bomb-ass candy.

You’re welcome to my share of ‘em. Candy corn, too, you can have my share.

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Glad I read the author's notes. I was going to mention Estee's story, but you've already given credit where it's due.

Estee was quite surprised to see it pop up, and in fact commented to that effect on the story. I don’t recall if I told Estee that I’d written it :derpytongue2: I thought I mentioned it, but maybe I forgot.

And barring hammerspace, where else would a pony keep her wallet? Dash can't just lodge it under a wing; she's using those!

I know, right?

There’s a great comic to that effect which I can’t link to here, involving Princess Celestia:
“Why must you insist on keeping your wallet here?”
“Does it look like I have pockets?”

Also, given the nature of pony excretions in this story, does this make Bonbon a proctologist or a nightsoil collector?

I suppose that depends if she gets the bonbons in situ or if she just picks them up off the ground.

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What is most shocking to my mind is that the Hello Kitty merchandise empire extends to Equestria.

Well, of course it does. Why wouldn’t it?
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As for where she keeps that wallet, it indicates an amazing level of flexibility to stash or recover it. Or she has truly spectacular strength and control of her pelvic floor muscles. Don’t mind me, I’m just imagining the possible implications of that...

I’d go with the second. I’ve heard IRL mares do.

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