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naturalbornderpy


Just a nice, polite Canadian.

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So it's official. In order to better serve his friends, Discord has given up chaos.

Completely.

Now if only the fate of Equestria didn't rest on him using chaos again.

Like in the next five minutes or so.

Looks like it's time for a chaos intervention. A reverse one.

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Talk about inconvenient timing. The world needs to chill.

This was wonderful!

Titus is fantastic and I thought that might've been the inspiration for this.

“Get away from here! Don’t you know you’re too young for chaos?”

Winners don't do chaos. :ajbemused:

And I think I remember Titus. Never really watched it, though.

I enjoyed titus although that particular episode always fell kinda flat to me. I got the joke it just didnt seem worth making. This story worked better to me.

Dad’s dead, Titus.
What do you mean dad’s dead?
He hasn’t come out of his room in days to get a beer.
Oh my god, dad’s dead....

What a monster! He didn't even have a vowel in his name! :raritydespair:

I'm 33 and remember that episode of Titus, so we BOTH are old lol.

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Mister Mxyzptlk approves.

Plain. Brown. No sugar. No frosting. No fun whatsoever.

I can only eat the hole.

My hypertriglyceridemia has become quite severe recently. :pinkiesick:

Ri2

Hmm. While the story was funny, I can't help but feel like this is like...a bunch of people ganging up on an alcoholic or drug addict and trying to convince them to return to their awful self-destructive habits?

8845957 It needed to be DARK: they had to get him drinking again so his cirrhosis would flare up and he'd die so they could collect on the $2 million life insurance policy they took out on him. :fluttershbad:

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It's from Antiwelsh.

That was silly, fun and incredibly touching.

Perfect job :pinkiehappy:

Never heard of Titus, but I'm sure you did it justice.

Well done, I chuckled heartily.

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8846713 Thanks for saying so! :twilightsmile:

8846556 Man, that show got cancelled too soon. All because Christopher Titus had to fight with the producers...

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8845957 Back when I made videos for youtube, I did one about my Top Five Titus Episodes. I know "Dad's Dead", "Tommy's Not Gay", "The Pendulum", "Dave Moves Out" made it. But I can't remember the last one... :applejackconfused:

8845471 Man, so many Titus fans. My last two stories had basically no comments about the stories. Rather, "Do you really own a Sombra body pillow?" and "I remember Titus."

Not sure how I should feel about that. :unsuresweetie:

8845422 And Discord went on to shove the world's biggest chill pill down Skflifkg's (whatever I wrote) throat to save the day. And everything was chill. :moustache: Until it wasn't.

8851599 I'm kinda amazed the show lasted as long as it did, considering how many boundaries they were pushing. I wish it hadn't been boundary pushing don't get me wrong, I adore the show, but still amazed it happened.

I remember Titus. I really liked Erin.

Good thing Discord came to his nonsenses, because if 'Discordant Harmony' is anything to go by, he vanishes from existence if he goes too long without being chaotic. :rainbowderp:

Pretty good.

And I don't know who did it first, but it certainly wasn't "Titus".

Why is Discord doing normal things so freaking funny?!

The pair trotted to the back of Discord’s small yard and yelped by what they saw: four colts around Sweetie Belle’s ago laying flat out on the grass, surrounded by small bottles covered in spiral symbols.

Age*

”Easy three letter words, here we come! Dog! Fog! Log! I’ll on a roll already!” He instantly quieted as he took note of the room’s sombre tone..”

I’m*

What made her jolt was when a sack of bits the size of a caldron landed in the center of her shop. Along with Discord, too.

Oh boy. Just watch Discord casually destroy the economy by summoning money! :pinkiecrazy:

“And it’s Discord !?” Pinkie Pie shrieked, grabbing the apron off the counter to reattach it. “You know what that means, don’t you? Discord always buys everything! Everything in sight! Cleans me right out! And if he buys enough then that means I get to leave early and pet doggies at the park !”

I heartily approve of Pinkie's goals here.

drink a drink, but never food a food

Could we get a spin-off about this topic?

Spike then told Discord how boring their guys’ night had become with any chaos to spice things up… as much fun as coffee and chess had become over the last six weeks.

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I liked both Pinkie's intervention letter and how it ended with Discord joining her for puppy petting.

Although it'd be cool to see a fic where this Discord still helps Twilight as her best research buddy. But uses the "normality" as a way to troll Celestia. Still all in all a great fic.

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same error as before.

(it's talking about how boring guys night is without any chaos to spice it up. Not how boring it is with chaos to spice it up).

Still cool fic. Still love it.

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He must be a Disemvoweled One.

This totally fits my headcanon that Discord is important in the grand scheme of things to provide balance to Harmony and all of that. That Equestria needs to have things shaken up once in a while or things and the ponies will grow stagnant. And of course, Twilight is one of the last characters to understand and agree that reality needs chaos to work.

BUY! MORE! DONUTS! SO I CAN PET MORE DOGGIES!

You have a one-track mind, Pinkie. I love it! :raritywink:

This was a rather fun read, and you handle the characters beautifully. Lot's of delightful little bits of humor sprinkled throughout, and the stuff about the grapefruit was hilarious! This read very much like an episode, and that's even more impressive considering the extensive cast that was utilized here. Really well done. Thanks for sharing! :pinkiehappy:

I know Titus, but I never watched it...

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