When Pinkie Pie finds a smashed cell phone in the CHS cafeteria, it can mean only one thing!
Definitely not an Anon-a-Miss story.
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*standing ovation*
*throws roses on the stage*
This is a fantastic bit of wordplay, and perfectly in keeping with Pinkie's quasi-Shakespearean tirade. Really, I'm a sucker for Pink Horse/Ape channeling the Bard in any circumstance.
Also, apparently Sunset still has an equine digestive system. Or just a bunch of horgans.
In any case, still a delightful bit of nonsense, and definitely one of the healthier responses to Anon-a-Miss overload. Thank you for it.
Encore, encore
Damn Flutters, you scary.😨
Started to lose it right here. Thank you for this, glad I'm not the only one sick of the constant Anon-a-miss tripe.
THIS better get featured.
SunPhone. I ship it.
Welp.
...
All I've got is welp. That was really something.
Typos!
Sun's nets? o///o
Also *where she could cry
*pointed and looked away?
Huh, I guess all those aeon fics drove him to write his own...
You didn’t deep fry it?😧
Well Fluttershy glad to know what're you are looking on this. Now it is time to start preparing for tonight's dinner, steak.
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💯for the horgans reference.
*Snrk*
WhaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssaaassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazaaAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazZAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaZzAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaazzazazzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAT?
Ok, but if it wasn't Sunset's phone, WHO DIED?!
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This is the best comment I could have asked for.
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Shit, if I'd remembered that pic, I'd have referenced it. D:
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Okay, but it fucking did???
Is this your doing? O:
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argh fuck thank you D:
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I'm so pleased. :D
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So ur with ur friends and yur eating lunch wen the phone smahses. U pick it up n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my Anon-a-Miss?" U tell ur Sunset n she say "I was in bathroom".
THEN WHO WAS DIED?
...see, this is what happens when a fandom is on drugs.
Soliloquy? More like sillyloquy.
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Ayyyy, Scott Pilgrem!
I feel so fucking dirty, favoriting an Anon-A-Miss fic.
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Um, excuse you, the description clearly states that this is definitely not an Anon-a-Miss fic.
Geez. :B
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I see through your lies.
Bravo.
For-fuckin'-sooth, dude!
Clever!
Ha! I'd clap too. Of course, I'm a theater person, so I'd just be another random theater kid in the group if I were to actually witness this...
Not exactly a soliloquy, since she wasn't alone within the universe of her performance; she was clearly aware of the others, which makes this more of a monologue.
Got a few good laughs out of this. I don't really understand the perspective or the narration, but it was funny as a whole.
Oh how I wish you could have heard my laughing at the last few lines of the last act of that last scene. Truly it twas a laugh to behold. One that did not end for about a good 3 minutes. A laugh filled with so many different sounds and emotions, you'd swear that Pinkie Pie was actually tickling me in the funny bone.
Tell the truth, you just wanted to write in Shakespearean prose.
The Bard of Avon himself would applaud. (He knew the value of a good poop joke).
Personally, I think a major reason people are still so annoyed over Anon-etc. is that there are a lot fewer Equestria Girls episodes than MLP ones: with 170 episodes, it's a lot easier to convince yourself That Episode
, like Highlander II, never existed in canon. 
*Starting to clap*
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Honestly, we're just lucky Applejack knows who Manespeare is. :V
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I likes me some Shakespeare. :B This ain't even the Shakespeariest I can get.
Hm.
straighten tie
shuffle notecards
clear throat
deep breath
WHAT!
*laughing so hard I can’t breathe*
This website was an Anon-a-Mistake
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True, true. Though I like to entertain the idea that Applejack is secretly either a brilliant mathematician or a great reader, and she hides it because she knows that if Twilight found out, literary analysis and/or intense intellectual debates would take over their relationship, and all she wanted to do was browse an ancient tale or two before bed.
I'd like to see just how Shakespearean you can wax. You have the writing ability to do it well, and I think I'm not the only one in your audience with the nerdiness to appreciate it...
ok, that ending sold it for me
Holy Jesus, I learned so many news words from this story. Thank you!
(oh also, lmao)
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It's a pleasure, m8.
[groaning intensifies]
Hokay. So. I see what you did there.
She's got all kinds of crazy horse organs.
Horgans.
You don't even know.
This. I Love this! xD
...that's the Equestrian Pinkie, isn't it?
They switched again and all of her classmates pretend not to notice to make her happy.
And this whole scene was just to distract from the fact that she can't eat any of today's lunch because her horgans would revolt.
This was fantastic. Utterly so.
There's never been a better way to Pinkie to perish than in a flight of Shakesparean fancy.
that anon-a-miss thing was something from the comic right? what was that about again that made them write so many stories about it again?
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I don't know. I've tried to figure it out. And that's why this story exists. :B
Okay, first off, some of those Shakespearean were actually super good! I was just kind of skimming until I realized this crack-ish fic had a bit more substance to it.
Second, I don’t know why but this line made me laugh out loud!
That was... a thing.
I just read.