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Crysis Commander


You do you the best you can do.

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After a run-in with Trixie at a strip club, Clear Sky can't stop thinking about the beautiful blue mare. When Trixie stops showing up for performances, however, the pegasus stallion knows that all is not well. Now, he must go through many trials and tribulations to save the mare of his dreams from an evil pimp.
(inspired by many episodes of "The Boondocks" for some reason)

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 75 )

Oh, Clear Sky. You're such a silly pony.
:rainbowlaugh:
This is cracking me up so far, I'm tracking this one.

is he related to screw-ball by anychance? screw loose maybe?

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The name is a reference to an empty head. Clear Sky.

Gullible bastard.
I'll track this.

This sounds so glorious i have to read it. :rainbowlaugh:

what is this i dont even... :rainbowhuh:

1194022 well i have no idea where this is going to go. have fun confusing the buck out of me.

1194037 the amount of randomness. this needs the [random] tag.

"She left with some purple-suited stallion; she didn't look to happy, though," the bartender added.

"She left with some purple-suited stallion; she didn't look too happy, though," the bartender added.

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That was the idea while writing his character. Thank you for seeing my point. You shall receive a mustache.:moustache:

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Oh no. The grammar nazis have found me. Initiating escape sequence! e.deviantart.net/emoticons/t/trollface.png
:rainbowlaugh:

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I have no idea what you are implying. Whatever it is, however, I'm sure it has much logic and reasoning behind it.:pinkiehappy:

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Good to see you as a happy brony once again, Flash.:twilightsheepish:

Ooooooh, my. This cracked me up. Well done! I'm definitely
Tracking this.

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Ah! Now sense has been made. Thank you for clarifying.:twilightsmile:

Huh, I thought I put this on my read list....I guess I didn't. READ LIST.

is oc high or something? he quite an idiot. :rainbowlaugh:

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That's what he's supposed to be like. Remember the early Spongebob? He had a childlike sort of naiveness about him, unlike the current one who is just a complete moron. Think of him as, like Bookworm put it, adorably stupid.:rainbowkiss:

Ignorance Shield strikes again!

Ooooooooh, my. Sky's liver must be wrought out of lead and iron.

Just a side note, why doesn't this have more views? I'm absolutely loving it!

Oh Sky, you so silleh :derpytongue2:

This story's awesome. Though you gotta wonder how all these ponies seem to know this purple sutied stallion...Unless ponynapping isn't very common in Equestria.

:pinkiegasp: It's a trap! They're all in on this! Sky, watch out! Take this flare! *gives flare*

Wait! It's too dangerous to go alone! Here, take this. (Sky receives bulletproof vest, gun, and ammunition.)

I've got one word for you, just one.

YES.

~Syn3rgy

This was a good chapter.

"All of this did not deter him, however, from fluttering through the alleyways with a bright smile on his face. Gosh! I finally have a marefriend, he thought. This is the best day ever!"
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omfg
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Clear Sky = most depressing lack of relationship knowledge...

Pfft, lols. Its sort of like Forrest Gump where the character has below average intelligence and totally oblivious to his surroundings, yet can do feats beyoind what anyone can expects. If anything else, it's kind of like a weird cartoon that is somehow very appealing. Well played good sir, you have my complete attention to your fanfic :flutterrage:
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Keep up the good work man. Best regards :eeyup:

Heh heh... Awesome! :P

:derpytongue2:
Sky is great... just greate... :pinkiehappy:

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Great enough for a fav, like and watch? lol:pinkiehappy:

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Sure! And you DO have a very ...unique... interesting... Username! :D

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It all started when I first got my PS3 about 3 years ago. The first game I purchased was "Red Dead Redemption", basically a wild west version of GTA developed by Rockstar Games (the creators of GTA). For selecting my PSN name, I wanted it to sound Native American (which I am not) while also sounding as strange and random as possible. The first things that popped into my head was dancing and bagels. I put them together and got DancesWithBaglez. I didn't realize at the time that I had spelled bagels wrong, but I have not chosen to change it. Now, I use that name for everything: Fimfiction, Youtube, Minecraft, etc.

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heh heh heh.... bagels... well, it's a cool username! :pinkiehappy: Coolio! :twilightsmile: "Strange and Random as Possible" yes.... YES. I LIKE ZE RANDOMNESS!!! :pinkiecrazy:

What is this I don't even... Okay right feedback, please give me a moment to pick my brain up off the floor... Well Trixie as a stripper... in Ponyville strikes me as an odd choice. The character of Clear Sky comes across as... well you are never supposed to go full on Derp and you have. His complete lack of anything resembling sense is endearing however, and I do wonder if Trixie has been Pony-napped by Slick Back. That had better be the purple suited pony's name or I shall be disappointed. On to chapter 2!

Wow... well the Hell's Pegasi was a trip... if Sky has become their newest member I would expect they would send him with an escort, maybe search for him, but an offer of help is interesting, I sense Chekhov's gun. Well done. A couple minor points. Thoughts can be depicted in italics vs quotes, it tends to make things less confusing when you have internal monologue separated like that. Also, Indenting isn't necessary, as a matter of fact it tends to read easier when you do not.

I get the feeling this story is going to be an awful lot of "I'm sorry Mario, but our Princess is in another castle."

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How the hay did you read my mind?!:twilightangry2::rainbowlaugh:

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