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Pinkie can tell if ponies are lying by staring at their flanks, and because of this, assumes herself to be an embodiment of justice. She sets off into town to do good, with Twilight to prevent precisely that.

A crack!fic.


Edited by the fantastic abronie.

Art by ShoutingIsFun.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 21 )

When life gets rough. When Writer's block strikes. When ideas are drained.

Take to crack!fics.

Or at least I do. Not sure what this is, but maybe it'll get a chuckle or a giggle out of you dear readers.
~ B_25

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You got a laugh out of me in the first sentence. It’s good.

Stupid. Nonsensical. No proper conclusion. Did I mention how much I liked it? :raritystarry:

If Pinkie can tell truth or lies by looking at flanks, how can Maud tell truth or lies by?

Where’d you find the cocaine to write this and may I have some?

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Twilight should have kneaded the mare's butt. Then Pinkie Twilight's. So it would be a safe zone for consensual butt kneading.

Then the stallion could have stared in longing before admitting to himself that the Pink was forever right and then go to Berry's to join in on her daily drunken orgies.

You are my hero.

We need a white coloured powder emoji for situations like this. CocaineCocaineCocaineCocaineCocaineCocaineCocaineCocaineCocaineCocaineCocaine

Nothing to do with Spike? I'm shocked and mildly disappointed.

Fun story though. I'm totes down for hearing more about Pinkie and her butt powers.

You have betrayed our lord Spike.

Yet, I have no enough reasons to condemn you.

Move forward conmrad, i hope to see something more prideful coming from you in the future.


I had some good snickers with this. Good job, lad.

I hope Twily makes up to that poor mare, punished in a crucial moment of self discovery.

Best super power ever :derpytongue2:

I want a power I get for the same reason (stareing at asses) lol :derpytongue2:

Also this story was good :twilightsmile:

>crackfic
I haven't even opened the story and I already hate you.

Pretty good.

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I hope you're joking.

"Why are you staring at my ass?"
"Oh, I just have a magical super power to tell if someone is lying or not"
"..."

That booty!:moustache:

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Clearly she can tell whether someone is lying by looking at their rocks. It works better on stallions than mares for obvious reasons.

That escalated quickly.

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