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An Intricate Disguise


Selling out has never felt so dirty.

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8744770
Of course, bro. Helping out the poor and unfortunate souls of the world is what I do. I'm a giver.

8744770
That just makes it more of a challenge!

8744766
This makes me just want to jerk it more :/

Dammit I wish we could read about Spike giving his first blowjob. I'm all for gay Spike.

Considering Anon's tapped out, I suspect he may be about to find himself on the giving end instead of receiving :moustache: :trollestia:

This seems to be lacking the 2nd person tag. Please rectify.

8744766
you are a fool if you think that will be enough to stop me from jerking it

I-i don't know how many times I've cum on this story. To much to count...

8744766
bitch please, your efforts to rid me of jerking off is futile.

So...Gay sequel with Spike when?

Hand holding?!? What kind of /d/egenerate does that?!?

8744766

Sign me the fuck up.

Uhhhh. Wow. Yes.

8744888
Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier.

This is funnier than I thought it would be.

Kudos.

Twilight huffed at her ineptitude, she clearly didn’t like not being able to deduce something herself.

Shit. I really want to make a joke about how it's so easy a foal can do it, maybe with something about Purple Drank going back to magic kindergarten, but at the same time I want to respect that perhaps this isn't the correct forum for making light of child rape. Personal growth is a bitch, yo.

Y'know, if somebody once told me the mare was gonna blow me, I would've told them to go back into bed. But then they acted kind of dumb while my fingers and my thumb clenched to fists as she sucked on my cockhead.
Then, the mare starts cumming, and she won't stop cumming. Fell to the ground with her own cum running. Turns out for her a blowjob is fun, both for booksmart and for the coke-addict one.
So much research, so much to see, so what's wrong if it is for them a treat?
They only sucked when they got low, their eyes shone as they all blowed.
Hey now! You're a pornstar, so get your game on. Get. Laid!
Hey now! You're an all star, keep them cumming. All. Day!
All that shivers ain't cold, only squirting mares keep me sold...

(I'm not sorry)

"Spunk Drunk".

I lost my shit there.

haha anon get da sukk it is funnee XD

:unsuresweetie:

This needs a second chapter with Celly and Luna introduced to this new 'custom'

Nope, i am out

nice stolen plot premise from the infamous porno Deepthroat


0/10

That ending tho.... Lol

Anon teaches Pinkie and Twilight what a blowjob is with a hooves on approach, learning in the process that mares can cum simply from having a dick in their mouth.

Do they, author? Do they really? I look forward to reading your thesis on the subject of horse orgasms later this week. Also, this line...

...Eh, who were you kidding? Derpy was a total slut. Anyways, back to the blowjob at hand. “You got one thing right: you’re going to have to use your mouth.”

Yeah. I didn't read the rest of this drivel after that part. Not gonna lie; I doubt there was anything new onward from this point anyway. But hey, at least your followers and fellow researchers in the field of animal orgasms can enjoy this story where I could not. So I'll take my leave now and bid you a good day or evening.

...If this was written by anyone else I'd be surprised. Can I have some of whatever you're smoking when you come up with these things?

This was both arousing and amusing.

8747849
Withhold your applause, I only aim to please. :trollestia:

8751044
Fractured, why?

Plot Twist(s): Anon gets sexually revived by Twilight and gets blown by Spike and comes to an important realization-Dragons have amazingly flexible tongues!!:rainbowwild: Or! He gets trapped into doing it to Spike/does it after Spike does him first, and comes to another important realization-Dragons taste delicious! (possibly like strawberry if a clopfic I read is any indication:twilightsmile:)

So when can we expect more chapters/ stories of this? Cause this shit is gold!

I Hope Spike its that gullible. Good story.

You have a beautiful mind and I eagerly await more, AID.

So thanks for that.

8746960
You truly have a way with words.

8746960
What have you done...
It.....it now can be stuck in a head and whistled with the wrong lyrics because it's still hella catchy
:raritydespair:

8744888
Lol what challenge?

8775999
It was in response to the various comments about the realistic lickitung picture that was posted. A challenge to jerk off but not impossible.

Pretty good

I can see this fic being more then one chapter real easy.

There they were, bookhorse and cocainepone, ambling through the epicentre of a dense thicket as they chattered amongst themselves, Pinkie regaling Twilight with her latest theory about the world being a snowglobe or some such shit.

When you're rife with devestation / There's a simple explanation / You're a toy-makers creation / Trapped inside a crystal ball

8813188
Where did this come from cause I don't know why I feel like the first willy wonka sang this

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