That cover.

Smooth Twilight, you read it in "romance 101" ?

Chapter one: Honesty is the way to ones heart...

moar

Wait, what? WHAT? Karrakaz? What is this, 2016? Whalecum buck!

Welcome back, Karrakaz. Good to see more Twilestia authors returning.

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Shortly. The story is completely written, so more updates very soon.

One thing leads to another, and all to quickly Celestia finds herself craving things she hasn't felt, or even thought of, in an age.

too quickly*

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You saw nothing! (fixed, thanks. )

Boring.

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If only you had actual feedback, instead of such a lackluster boring comment. I swear, i fell asleep half way through reading yours.

WOO! Can't wait to see more of this!

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Seriously? I found Celestia's neuroticism and Twilight's drunken horniness hilarious.

Excellent story premise, brilliant writing of Celestia, very curious to see how this goes and excited to see how everpony acts, would love more!

Oooooohhh this is gonna be good! 😂😂😂

That's some nice chest floof Celly's rocking in the cover picture lol.

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You normally don't see the floof because of her regalia. Twilight caught her about to go to bed.

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Well, and she's startled as heck.

I’m not normally a fan of first person stories, but this was very cute. Or, at the very least, drunk Twilight is very cute.

Well Delight, you seem to have her heart ensnared, now you just need the rest of her.

This is great! Is this intended as a prequel to "Outmaneuvered?"

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Separate continuity.

finaly a universe where white privilage exists.

It was funny and cute, but White Privilege? Considering the fact that term’s getting thrown around as a racial slur nowadays, that name grinds on me.

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The next up is a white stallion by the name of White Privilege.

And that's why we can't have everything be nice. White Privilege isn't a thing and why do you have to put something politically charged in my fantasy horse stories? Please stahp.

IS THAT SEXUAL HARRASMENT

The next up is a white stallion by the name of White Privilege.

Well, that was a broccoli cheese casserole fart in the middle of an otherwise enjoyable--

White Privilege decided that my words meant he could take any public venue and use it as a designated noble’s party spot.

He picked the castle’s botanical gardens, and he’s very lucky I didn’t assign him as emissary to the Dragon Lord. The last one was devoured whole, and while he did survive, being a powerful enough unicorn to teleport, he was never the same afterwards.

Anvilicious: an artistic element, be it line of dialogue, visual motif, or plot point, to so unsubtly convey a particular message that they may as well etch it onto an anvil and drop it on your head.

I can’t find any clues that support a hidden attraction towards me.

I’d we’d love to see you if you do find the time.

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... and after finishing the first chapter, I realized with excitement that it was only the first chapter, and that the others were of similar length. For some reason, as I RP'd this in my head, it took me over an hour to get through.

I'm enjoying this. And good news! This is just the first chapter!

So many fics that seem to focus greatly on Twilight's side of this story... It's fun to see Celestia actually ruffled, though most of it is being supplied by her own mind, of course... Something these two have in common, and always have, I think.

You can't be a master strategist on instinct alone - Celly must have bouts with overthinking the overanalysis. She just has a few centures of experience on Twilight, is all... ;]

Edit: Apr 7th, 2020

... why the fuck a downvote? :-D

I mean, sure, downvote as fast and as hard as you can for all I care, but... I'm just curious as to why. What was it, that it caused someone to think "Um, I don't like this comment, not by any stretch."

“—nd that’s why I think the parks should be privatised and rented out. Not only would it boost the local economy, but I know several ponies that would be thrilled to rent out these places on a weekly basis,” White Privilege ends his sermon.

oh god, I lost it completely at that

edit: yknow, I was being a bit skimmier than I realized and only saw that that was actually the second time his name was dropped, rather than the first. I caught the details about him being a snooty and perhaps hazed noble but missed the name on the first run so when it was spoken after all of that I really enjoyed what was accidentally a very very comedic reveal that yet wasn't intended