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Pascoite


I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

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How is Twilight supposed to figure out what the cutie map means when it chooses a cutie mark that a bunch of ponies have, and none of said ponies bother showing up? Somepony's going to pay for this transgression against common decency.

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*Reads Description* :derpyderp2: "...Why hasn't this premise been done before!?"

Pasc. Why did this take you so long? I'm very disappointed it took this long.

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Because nobody does Pasc stories like Pasc....

That was random and silly. Not entirely a fan of the ending. It's not bad, but it didn't land for me.

I got the joke halfway through...

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I didn't get it at all

For me, that ending made this. Such use of time paradoxes is a great read.

Delightfully dumb, and I mean that in the best way. Thank you for it, and best of luck in the judging.

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Judging? It's already been judged. It nearly finished dead last in its write-off.

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Oh! Sorry, I thought you were entering it in Aragon's contest. :twilightsheepish:

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I guess I could as a "what the hell" thing, but I only learned of the contest yesterday and have no awareness of it beyond the fact that it exists.

This was silly and random.

Minuette's a pervert.

And my upvote makes it #100.

This was a silly and fun story, verging on meta humor and I loved it.

Twilight’s ears drooped, and she nearly let a sob out of her chest. “Really? Nopony has a dodgy derriere? A quaky keister? Chattering cheeks? Fluctuating flanks? A refashioned rump? A transfiguring tush?”

You just made my week with that line. Instant fav.

What in the heck is wrong with you, that you would write something like this? And what in the heck is wrong with me, that I read it? And why in the heck is the thumbs-up green... *sigh* Carry on.

:derpytongue2:

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The map didn't call anypony, it just put up an hour glass wait cursor (apparently the map runs windows).

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And an older version of Windows at that, since Microsoft changed the hourglass cursor with Windows 7. Considering the map's rugged reliability, I'd wager it's running XP.

Nice concept.

“I think so. I mean, I’m good at working with cutie marks, and I’m good at employing mind control in situations that don’t really call for it. I don’t see why I couldn’t combine the two.”

Thumbs up for that line alone. :derpytongue2:

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It's great because the punchline is poop. :V

So uh, he then goes on to clean their pipes, eh?

That was hilariously silly.

Oh, man, this should be made into a canon episode! Like S09E26! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

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That would have been a funny thing for the finale....something silly would have made for the perfect conclusion.

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