The Rainbooms decide to take a day trip to the local zoo.
(My entry into Aragon's Comedy Is Serious Business Contest.)
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The Rainbooms decide to take a day trip to the local zoo.
(My entry into Aragon's Comedy Is Serious Business Contest.)
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Wow...what was up with that zoo? Seriously? I half expect a chapter about this in "Sunset Vs" now where Sunset burns down the zoo and gives all the animals to Equestria Fluttershy for wilderness rehabilitation.
Overall quite entertaining, though. Fun story.
That was the best part of Slice Of Life. It was random, insane, out of fucking nowhere and hysterical.
I love how he's somewhat innocent still, it's immensely amusing.
Animals with hooves, I believe.
Beat me to the punch.
I like to imagine if they are, their ruler is just Kuzco. Yes that Kuzco.
No creo que tenga un nombre, Pinkie. (I don't think he has a name, Pinkie.)
Never mind, he's called Lorenzo. Hm, Lorenzo the Llama, sounds like a reference.
A fair point.
Dare I ask for the context?
Smooth.
It's a zoo. I fail to see what you expected.
Sounds like my cat. When she isn't demanding attention and being fucking adorable as cats are prone to doing.
Hi Timon.
Bye Timon.
A Magikarp Jump reference?
OK, alright then.
That it did.
Probably overpriced.
Oh boy.
... Well shit. (pun absolutely intended.)
I need to watch Darkwing Duck at some point.
Come again?
I beg your pardon?
What have you got against roosters?
Thank you, Applejack.
Old and gray huh? That reminds me of a song!
Eh?
That's called bestiality.
As a lot of my favorite summer vacation memories involved the Cleveland Zoo, seeing the Rainbooms deal with a crappy zoo trip made me laugh in a guilty way. And the ending was perfect!
On a side note, while I've been lucky enough to avoid seeing chimp sex, I actually did once witness a huge fight in the chimpanzee exhibit at the Knoxville Zoo. And let me tell you, that was a pretty damn memorable experience.
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I know, right? I was seriously expecting to find out it was owned by Filthy Rich or something. Or for Fluttershy to start an animal revolution with her geode power and ride into the evening on the back of a giraffe or something.
That would be a great idea for a Sunset Vs. chapter, though.
Wow A Zoo Trip from Hell indeed? Based on any real experience?
MythrilMoth, never change.
Well, I mean, you can grow as a person, but never change your humor.
Heh. That was fun. I'm sure I'm missing half of the author references, but it was still an enjoyable Easter egg hunt. A shame about the zoo trip itself, but still, an enjoyable read. Thank you for it.
Moth, this story made me laugh and I am happy.
You made me happy.
Remember that.
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Cats and bunnies count, right?
Dammit, Dakota.
I (think I) see what you did there.
Yup, I saw. And I love.
The puns, oh yes the puns.
HE IS THE TERROR, THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
Also, that fucking Macaw
I wonder who it was that made those lewd comments about Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash.
Also, I was half expecting Twilight to find a lost owl in that aviary.
And that was the point Sunset shrugged, removed her human mask, and ate a mouse.
"I will name him Tod, he'll be my very best friend, and we will be friends forever."
"It's ABOUT you commenting on my boobs the very first chance you got!"
"You only got two! It's WEIRD!"
"Get OUT!"
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"Finally, someone we can sell our wardrobe to!"
While she tapped her phone with the finger with the chewed fingernail and the faint smell of poo.
"Oh, they have MORE than just kids in the pens now, Rainbow Dash!"
"It's okay, we make up for it with LOTS and LOTS of hairless apes."
"Fine, I'll keep my double-standards to myself."
"That last one sounds like an angry place."
"Yeah, it says here they've had to rebuild it several times."
...and said, "Look, babe, tell Yzma that, hahaha, very funny, but whatever she got when she sold me here I'm going to get back, with interest!"
"I'm really gonna whip that llama's ass!"
"I knew it was bad news when that little blond boy with the rose ran around taming them all."
"She wants to run free, rhyming and brewing and giving people advice!"
"...Sunset?"
"Sorry, mistook her for someone."
"Who said anything about hunting livestock?"
"...OH-KAY, we're gonna go to that paddock over there..."
"Sunset? Fluttershy's grin is scaring me."
"I know, it scares me too."
"Timon, NOOO!"
"I knew there was something familiar about that Hawaiian skirt."
"We let the animals run free in the zoo, and they complained about all the predators depredating."
That was when a dung beetle rolled a ten foot-tall katamari past them, several zoo guests stuck on it.
"Also, if you spot an orangutan, for the love of life and limb don't call him 'monkey'."
"They're so curious, we have to perform lemur cavity searches after every tour."
"Oh, those poor monkeys!"
"It's not the lemurs we search."
"..."
"Especially when they smile so wide you can see all their teeth!"
It rolled over, then again, and continued revolving for a while. A strange ocelot, that one.
"That's it! I've come up with a brand new line!"
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"Now I'll have to do with Mr. Pibb!"
"Sunset, NO! Girls, get that monkey!"
"It was... educational."
"Twilight, you're a perv."
"What? It's not like they do that kind of thing on the Discovery Channel!"
"There's more to see than can ever be seen! More to do than can ever be done!"
"Fluttershy, YOU'RE a perv."
"I-I meant the management, not the animals!"
"This one Yelp review is nothing but an actual yelp."
"Must've had a run in with the lemurs."
Which, in Fluttershy's eyes, constituted a reptile dysfunction.
"That was a LOT of poo for just one bird!"
"That's why you should always respect hummingbirds."
"Yah, Ah also reckon it's mighty birdy."
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"No idea, but I think that one just fired its gas gun at me."
"Just like Twitter!"
Little did the macaw know that it had cawed its last.
"It's a baby chocobo!"
"Ooooh, so there was shrinkage!"
"Applejack, hit Pinkie Pie again."
*whap!*
"OW!"
"Thank you."
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Except for AJ, who had slapped hers on Pinkie Pie's head.
"I know, those echidnas are really vicious."
Oh no! A winged scourge that pecks at her nightmares!
Huh, I'm guessing you had a bad experience at a zoo once. I've been to my fair share and never had problems like this. Worst zoo I went to the only complaint I had was it was insanely small. Went through the damn thing in like 45 minutes. Though didn't go through all this Crocodile Hunter nonsense.
Still pretty funny, especially the Bird part, that was funny. Also don't worry Pinkie, I understood your reference. Darkwing Duck is always a win
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I was literally going through the comments just to see if that reference had indeed been made.
I can now rest easy.
I haven’t been to the zoo in years. So many good memories. Though I remember it being more innocent and fun than the time these girls experienced.
Who did that Macaw hear saying so many lewd things about those specific girls?
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The Mystery Science Theater is strong with that one.
I'm pretty sure I caught at least two SS&E references in that, maybe three.
I spent like, five minutes trying to think of something to say. But, that says everything it needs to say.
Fun story! Meta as hell! Good luck with the contest!
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Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it. 😄
Has anyone done a ship of Dog Spike and Winona? I weirdly want to see that ship.
XD Milo Murphy's Law.
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DEMON LLAMA.
Funny story: the aquarium closest to me has an exhibit (actually, a couple) where hammerhead sharks are in the same tank as a school of sardines (or maybe anchovies. Both are in the aquarium somewhere, but I don't remember which is which). Usually this isn't a problem, as the sardines stick together in a tight and frankly beautiful school that, to predators, looks like a really big fish. But one time, when I was there, a single fish split off from the school. It enjoyed about two minutes of total independence, and then a hammerhead swam by and snapped it up in a single bite. Clearly, I wasn't the only one watching, as the entire room (and it's a big room) audibly reacted.
The thing with the meerkat reminded me, so I thought I'd bring this up.
I was just surprised at no Chicken Boo apperance.
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Well, Scootaloo was not on the trip...
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Chicken Boo was there the whole time. Did you not see the attendants?
I can't tell if Fluttershy is having a "nature is so fascinating moment" or whether she just hasn't watched enough EQG!David Attenborough documentaries...
You can take an animal out of the wild, but you can't take the wild out of an animal.
Chimpanzees are horror incarnate. The only thing that keeps sharks from evolving legs to come out of the water and devour all flesh is because chimpanzees live on land.
Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!
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For future reference? It's usually preferable to make one comment per chapter with everything you want to say instead of making a new comment for each thing you're commenting on in the chapter. Thanks for reading!
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the reference to FanOfMostEverything yet
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Most members of the Hominidae family are like that. Including ourselves.
I expected a Great and Powerful
OzTrixie cameo here.So was the entire thing an SS&E reference, or only a third of it?
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The entire thing? No. But the SS&E references are many and varied.
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They're not so much story references as they are just...Skirts references. Like, in general. Except one thing which kind of is a story reference, but most are not.
Reminds me of the zoo in Racine, since there are no walls between humans and animals there. Freaking emu almost attacked my dad if anything. But yes, open enclosures and high prices for goods and gifts often don't match, especially during winter when most of the food stands are closed and the only restaurant has dry hamburgers. I did enjoy the story a lot, and hopefully Fluttershy will use her powers to get the animals to retake the zoo and make it a better place for all.
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The sad thing is that I'm a pretty big Skirts fan and somehow missed every reference.
I liked this story. There's something so slice of life-y about them having a crummy day but with some nice moments sprinkled in, and that's it. There's not really a point and it's very believable.
I recently went to a petting zoo slash drive through safari and it was awesome. There were baby kangaroos you could feed and pet.
I had so many flashbacks to Kemono Friends it made this story even funnier. Awesome read.
I love this story! Partway through, thought you might be interested in a tidbit: you can't domesticate an individual creature, only tame it. Domestication refers to the integration of the species into society, like with cats, dogs and horses.
#1 Despite people fearing Gorillas, CHIMPS are FAR more dangerous. This is because they are naturally FAR more violent animals, which science says is probably encoded into their DNA. Last, but not least, they have actually gone to WAR over territory.
#2 That ending was HILARIOUS!
I'm disappointed in myself for only catching the Albinocorn reference.
I laughed at the ape bit and chuckled at the bird scene. Everything else was okay. Have a cookie --> O
What you did there...
I see it 0.0