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An Intricate Disguise
Selling out has never felt so dirty.
An Intricate Disguise
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200 bits to fuck a princess? that is a dirty deed done dirt cheep
The description makes him sound like the Equestrian Rasputin
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I love just how pulpy the writing here is. Everything is presented as being so matter-of-factly larger than life that it's more of an idealistic representation of porn than actual porn. Very well done!
I definitely enjoyed the understated humor of rhis story...paradoxically made by the protagonist being so overstated in his opinion of himself!
There are two sections where you wrote the protagonist in third person rather than second. Just search for “he” and you’ll see them.
Also,
it in a serious of quick gulps.
Should be “series”
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I'm glad you liked it! I had a lot of fun writing this one, and it's always great to hear feedback.
Thank you very much for the catches, I'll go right back through and fix those!
Edit: Finding the instances of 'he' may take me a little while. I tried using ctrl+f and it came up with over 1200 results because 'he' features in so many other words. I'll still comb through it and find them though!
Edit II: Right, done. Read through the whole thing and fixed 'em. Don't ever say I'm not thorough!
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Thank you very much for your comments! I'm glad the humour of this peace went down well for you, I was a little nervous about reader reception in regard to the concept but I'm glad you think I executed it nicely!
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I like the way you think.
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I mean, he's a lightly bearded ex-priest. Totally different. Not similar in the slightest.
That comparison made me laugh though, thanks for it.
I haven't even read it yet and the description already tells me this is the greatest thing ever.
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To fix the find problem, just press space then "he" then space again. That should help
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I just tested that, thank you! (Could've saved myself some time if I held off until you commented!)
I'm now, doubly sure that there aren't any more person issues in the fic. Thanks for that tip! Will definitely save me time in future.
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Also, I preferred when it was by AC/DC.
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No shirt, no shoes, no socks, no service.
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You know, I saw the title and description like, minutes after it was posted in the NEW section. Bet myself it would make it to the featured section in a few hours, and now here we are.
Just reading the description and the title, I can already tell this will be worthwhile.
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I wouldn't be surprised, as he is a manwhore of some renown and buttocks are his hunting ground.
He no longer has the crabs
TBH, I'm just mad that you couldn't add in one more word for an easy "over 9000" joke :/
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It's EXACTLY 9000!!!!!!!
You know, the title of this fic mixed with the mystique of the cover art is triggering my 16 y/o emo phase. Crap. Now I have to cut myself while jerking off and listening to 2000's post-hardcore/screamo.
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I definitely had Fernando amongst others in mind when I crafted this character, although he's by no means a carbon copy. I maaaay have stolen the 'chiseled abs' and 'chocolate eyes' though.
Deuce Bigalow, is that you?
Is living in a roach motel also part of the gigolo charm? Because the best manwhore in the world should at least be able to afford a double-wide.
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Not emo enough.
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Fucking plebs, both of you. What a bunch of posers.
You plebs have terrible music and I'm ashamed to be in the same fansite with you.
Clearly you should be equating to the chapter title more than anything!
Epic quests in fantasy lands require heavy metal. Simply nothing less will suffice, darlings.
So thanks for that.
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The funny thing is that band doesn't sound emo. With out looking at the vid I could easily mistake them for another rock band.
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Agreed, nothing says epic fantasy quite like metal.
Boo! Boo!
I've only just started, but I can't help but think this guy is Fernando the Manwhore, of Newgrounds fame.
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I can see that the inspiration is there, but it's not Fernando... too many things are slightly wrong for it to be him.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
6:3_1/23/2018
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True, but all I could hear in my head as he left his apartment was this:
You gotta agree with me on this, right?
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Boo bucking perv Boo!!!!
Just got on. Saw the title. And the first thing that popped into my head was: The power of my dick compels you!
Don't know why. Was still hilarious, to me at least. Now I find out by reading.
While not nescessarily my kind of story and style it was very enjoyable to read and I loved the graphic descriptions of pretty much everything. It was a little bit ridiculous at times but heck, it is quite nice to read something like this! So, good work FAMine.
Hope you had fun writing this and hope you write some more stuff that is this unusual in the future.
This feels strangely sad, but I quite enjoyed it !
I read the description, and expected that bendy had written it. This has NOT been written by Bendy (thank God), and judging from the comments, is worth reading. So, I'm buckle up, get set, and-
Put in in Read Later, because I like good entertainment when on break at work, and today is one of my days off.
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Glad to know I'm not the only person that listens to their music. And here's a song fer ya literal sea dogs!
This barely makes his Top 20 Weirdest Days list? What weirder places does he go?
If this guy was a pony, his cutie mark would be a picture of his own dick. >.>
So, normally I only point out instances of "hands" appearing in pony stories, but in this case...
Must have sequel!
I'll just leave this here.
I'm laughing at the fact that Luna hugged Celestia while still having cum on her face.