House of the Rising Sunflower

by kudzuhaiku

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OFFICER MOM -(STOP)- I WILL NOT BE COMING HOME -(STOP)- I MET MY GRANDMOTHER -(STOP)- OUR GRANDMOTHER -(STOP)- SHE CONSCRIPTED ME -(STOP)- I WAS GIVEN A CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING LIFE CHANGING -(STOP)- IT WILL PROBABLY BE THE DEATH OF ME -(STOP)- I WILL KEEP IN TOUCH WHEN I AM ABLE -(STOP)- SINCE I WILL NOT BE COMING HOME I HAD BEST COME CLEAN NOW -(STOP)- IF YOU LOOK IN THE TRUNK AT THE FOOT OF MY BED YOU WILL FIND SOME CONFUSING PORN -(STOP)- I AM SORRY -(STOP)- I NEVER GOT AROUND TO FIGURING MYSELF OUT -(STOP)- NOW IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE -(STOP)- COMBO LOCK 30 36 09 -(STOP)- IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND THERE ARE A FEW THINGS I NEED SHIPPED TO ME -(STOP)- NO ADDRESS AT THE MOMENT -(STOP)- WILL SEND INSTRUCTIONS LATER -(STOP)- I MEANT TO TELL YOU BUT I NEVER FOUND THE TIME -(STOP)- I AM SORRY

Author's Note:

It's Morse code...

Comments

[A.P.O.N.I.]

https://morsecode.scphillips.com/translator.html
I thought at first that you were saying the combination was Morse code. That was a wasted several minutes...

[Autumn Colors Fall]

This is a beautiful chapter.

[A.P.O.N.I.]

Also, this is the first time in my life that I've seen a reference to "confusing porn". I cannot help but be intrigued.

[kudzuhaiku]

8663912
Confusing porn, for sexually confused ponies. Oh, it might be perfectly normal porn, but to somebody in the middle of a sexual identity crisis, it might appear to be confusing to them.

[Halira]

Just get these things out for me now, I know you can't actually send them to me, I am just trying to traumatize you.

[lazyreader19]

LOOK IN THE TRUNK AT THE FOOT OF MY BED YOU WILL FIND SOME CONFUSING PORN -(STOP)- I AM SORRY -(STOP)- I NEVER GOT AROUND TO FIGURING MYSELF OUT -(STOP)-

Him apologizing for it is funnier than the admission, for me at least.

[kudzuhaiku]

8663956
It's his way of coming out. She was bound to find out with him gone, so this is a means of control. Of a sort.

[Hoof of Approval]

8663963
You're not wrong.

[Halira]

8663963
There is a whole underground industry of porn dedicated to pictures of ponies having sex with books. That's why he was looking at the one pony with their nose in a book. His mother will be very confused.

[lazyreader19]

8663994
I have very Twilight-related thoughts about your comment.

[Raul]

ISI... i dont know. I feel it isnt Inter-Services-Intelligence and a trip to google didnt help either. I have no idea what you were going for on that...

Also sweet! Return to those neat small chapters like back in the weed. I forgot about those...

[kudzuhaiku]

8664184
The chapter title is Morse Code.

It says Mom.

[Raul]

8664190
But i have a sheet printed out! I translat-

Shit. I used dots instead of dashes... im dumb.

[Night Spinner]

...this may well prove a miserable experience for him, given that he will need to produce an heir... assuming he swings that way.

Then again, Sumac was adopted into the Lulamoons so it might not be problematic?

...again, very interested to see where this leads... given your commentary, I assume this is gonna be a long one?

[Emtu]

Confusing porn, eh?

Edit: Scanned over past comments. I see, I think.

[drizzcat]

More Please!!!

[AyanamiRei]

8664312
Actually he doesn't seem to be gay, based on him leering at a mare in the previous chapter.

Though he could be bisexual or bicurious. Maybe he just wanted to experiment. Could be something totally different.

[Ytak]

So far, I am enjoying this story. Yes, I can see that there is going to be a lot of hard work in Sundance's future but there is enough humor and wit to make it seem kind of hopeful (and entertaining).

[ickda]

8663947
Or it could even be humen porn, furry or somthing, but as the arther you know the intent.

[Backlash91]

Soctheres a chance he could be into griffon's?

I shall hope

[Julius]

man this chap name was genial when i started i immediately recognized the title in morse code so i looked for the translation and the chap in telegram format