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DIO Brando


"Hurry up and fetch me my leg!"

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The truth was withheld until now. The fourth wall doesn't just break, it is decided by a high council. A high council of Pinkie Pie's.


Not exactly sure how this story happened.

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Comments ( 22 )

I'm going to be honest. I have absolutely no idea what I just read.

I LOVE it! Please write more, this was amusing and entertaining.

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Danke mein freund, I'm not sure I knew exactly what I was doing either but it turned out well!

200% yes activated

Did... did I just get hit with a reality anchor?

And is that mental image supposed to involve Pinkie swatting me upside the head with a large ship's anchor?

Alright, that's the last time I mix energy bars with alcohol.

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Based on the idea of the SCP Foundation's T.G.E. Countremeasure, a "Scranton Reality Anchor", except it works.

So, yes, that's exactly what happened.

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One more time can't hurt riiiight?

Amazing. Simply amazing. You've managed to make me want a sequel from just 1,755 words. I desperately want to know the backstory of Pinkamina Lulamoon and her friend, who i can only dub "Me/The Reader". Also, Blob Pinkie.

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Thank you very much, it means a lot.

And yes, there is a sequel.

Oh dear. WHAT HAVE YOU UNLEASHED?!

friendly reminder that the best character was the wall

Forget it exists and replace it with pink.

Jokes on you, I was already picturing pink

Oh, your color was pink? Well, make it pinker.

Oh. Nevermind then

The Pinkie In Charge, the one you know, from the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic , walks up to a podium, standing on her hinds and raising her hooves.

Well...I feel screwed for an odd reason

"You may be seated, sitting Pinkies, you may put your hands down, standing Pinkies, and Pinkie Blob can remain a Pinkie Blob," Pinkie In Charge said in a cold, authoritative tone. Pinkie Blob smiled as Pinkie In Charge sorted her papers. "Now, we have lots of business to discuss today, a lot . So, I'd like to suspend the rules in order to bypass reading the minutes for today. All those in favor say 'aye'."

Covering her bases. Good

"That was 3/4ths majority, the vote passes. Now, until we find the culprit, we shall move on to our next matter of business," She shuffled through some papers. "It was discussed last meeting, the termination of the pinkie written by 'Sergeant Sprinkles', who killed our beloved Rainbow Dash in a cupcaking 'accident'. Before this is voted on, a word in the defense of Cupcakes Pinkamena."

Ahhhhh.........I know this reference

"Well, you know I was with the Ministry of Morale before I was killed off by a megaspell," Fallout Pinkie said, "but concerning our laws and ethics versus the laws and ethics of other realities can be tough. So, though it may be odd for me to say, I don't believe we should inflict any punishment on Cupcakes Pinkamena. After all, she hasn't dealt any harm to other realities."

Huh. I remember that chapter. I cried a bit

"Can't you just lighten up a small bit about it? I mean, it's not thatbad, is it?" Pinkamena Lulamoon retorted, "I mean, being trapped in a box and alone for eons really would lighten you as much as I did! Hey, do you want to try it?"

Missing a space

I got rick and Morty vibes, and I never even watched the show. And I actually UNDERSTOOD and FOLLOWED ALONG with this story. Wonder what that means.

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I just reread this, and I really want to write more, but as you may notice Leatherfootclone is AWOL from FimFiction, and I no longer have contact with him over Discord. I'm at a bit of a crossroads here because the story didn't receive as good of feedback as my others, but at the same time I want to explore the idea of Pinkamena Lulamoon on my own with accreditation wo Leatherfoot, even in his absence. Not sure if that's an okay thing to do, but since the two of you wanted a sequel I'd like to hear your thoughts on the matter.

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