“Just some tax issues that, frankly, could have been solved in five minutes with a brief letter, if not for the way the nobles like to breathe down my neck. But, since I was here, I wanted to pop in and surprise you and Twilight with a visit after such a pointless headache. Where is she, out of curiosity?”
Oh, oh dear.
“Come on, babe, get it together,” said Rainbow, turning back to the bedroom. She guessed that Twily’s orgasm probably wasn’t helping matters. Her brain was awash with hormones, and even a layman like Rainbow could guess that this would interfere with things.
Most likely.
“Rainbow…?” Twilight was slowly sitting up in bed, rubbing her eyes tiredly. She had to stifle a yawn as she spoke, apparently tuckered out by Twily’s actions. “What happened? Did I… Did I become Twily?”
Oh good, her brain is back.
“Which means, egghead, you can ab-lib a report. You know the spell, don’t you? You know the magic involved. You can do this, babe. I’ll be with you the whole time, and I know you well enough to know that you can’t help but be fucking awesome when you have the chance to show off to me.” She kissed Twilight’s cheek, giving her a confident nod. “Go make me proud, nerd.”
Good mare.
“Oh, don’t worry about that. For you, my dear, I would wait hours.” Celestia gave a sly wink. “Besides, Spike knows how to brew a nice, strong cup of tea. Something to take the edge off, just what I need after a day of needless politics.”
Wait what?
“Thankfully for me, I was given no such instructions.” Celestia waved her hand, creating a silver flask in her palm, which she quickly made vanish with a similar wave. “Of course, I’m just poking a bit of fun. I’d rather be sober if this circle of yours is half as impressive as your letter says. I was hoping you could give me a bit of a demonstration?”
Being sober helps, yes.
As if on cue, a blue-tinted blur sped into the room, skidding to a stop just beside Twilight. Rainbow Dash dusted her clothes off and straightened out her hair before handing the stack of papers she was carrying to Twilight, who quickly looked them over with a grin.
Nice work.
“Oh, I drive her up the wall!” Dash smirked at her girlfriend. “And she wouldn’t have it any other way.”
“Thank you, Rainbow, you can go now,” said Twilight flatly.
This amuses me.
“Trust me, stud. You’d know if I was mad at you.”
She's right you know. She kinda wears her heart on her sleeves.
It was at that point when Rainbow Dash had a brilliant, awful, fantastic, evil idea.
“Sure did.” Rainbow gently shook the bottle, watching the lavender liquid slosh around. She waited for another opening, and activated the Catalyst as soon as she had one. A bigger, denser cloud of smoke erupted from Twilight’s ears, condensing in Rainbow’s vial and filling it about halfway with Twilight’s smarts.
Rainbow, stop.
“Oh, shame, where does the time go?” Celestia stood up, checking a pocket watch she created with a simple flourish of magic. “I’m afraid I’m overdue back in Canterlot, and I must take my leave. I’m incredibly proud of you, Twilight, and I hope we can discuss your spellcasting circle in greater detail when I have more time to spare. But, from this brief look I was able to take, I can tell that you’ve done incredible work.”
She knows. She fucking KNOWS.
“Upstairs, on our bed, there’s a camera,” said Rainbow. “With, like, thirty pics of Twi’s ass. Go make some copies if you want, instead of trying to be sneaky and take some of your own on your way out.” Spike just stared at the ground, blushing. “Come on, kid, I’ve been playing this game for years. You can’t outsmart the master.”
9501301 Celestia doesn't know, per say. She can tell that something is up, and she knows Rainbow enough to guess that she's up to something (she'd assume Dash was playing some sort of prank on Twi, though she doesn't know exactly what). She sees Twilight as her daughter, and therefore wouldn't even imagine there to be a sexual component.
9501584 Considering the entire point of the Improved Alteration Circle was to alter biological matter long-term, I'm hoping more that they separate the two into two different bodies. Perhaps even a threesome between Twilight, Twily, and Dash.
9544492 You're forgetting the entire reason. For Twily to exist. Twilight wants to be stupid, to destress. Splitting the two into distinct bodies puts Twilight back where she started
Oh wow so I am so glad to have found this story again! I want you to know that I originally found this back when you only had the first four chapters. It was before I even joined this site officially. But I enjoyed this story so much that it was part of the reason for me signing up to make an account here in the first place! I'm happy to see that the tale has been expanded upon because this was a lot of fun to read. You are a fantastic writer, please keep it up!
Oh the ways that could go wrong. Horribly wrong, even.
Before I read this, I must know: How does Twilight make herself dumber? Or did you just make a spelling error in the synopsis or something?
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I have no idea how I could possibly make such a spelling error.
You should just read the thing
Oh, oh dear.
Most likely.
Oh good, her brain is back.
Good mare.
Wait what?
Being sober helps, yes.
Nice work.
This amuses me.
She's right you know. She kinda wears her heart on her sleeves.
Rainbow, stop.
She knows. She fucking KNOWS.
She's got a point.
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Celestia doesn't know, per say. She can tell that something is up, and she knows Rainbow enough to guess that she's up to something (she'd assume Dash was playing some sort of prank on Twi, though she doesn't know exactly what). She sees Twilight as her daughter, and therefore wouldn't even imagine there to be a sexual component.
I like your comment. Keep em coming.
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Fair enough.
Oh yes, Rainbow. Don't give Twilight her intelligence back. That's a great idea.
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I mean, this entire story has kinda been "Dash, no, that's a bad idea, stop, wait, oh, it worked out fine I guess"
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If this doesn't ends in a Jekyll & Hyde style confrontation I'll be sorely disappointed.
Awww...poor Twily
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Considering the entire point of the Improved Alteration Circle was to alter biological matter long-term, I'm hoping more that they separate the two into two different bodies. Perhaps even a threesome between Twilight, Twily, and Dash.
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You're forgetting the entire reason. For Twily to exist. Twilight wants to be stupid, to destress. Splitting the two into distinct bodies puts Twilight back where she started
Oh wow so I am so glad to have found this story again! I want you to know that I originally found this back when you only had the first four chapters. It was before I even joined this site officially. But I enjoyed this story so much that it was part of the reason for me signing up to make an account here in the first place! I'm happy to see that the tale has been expanded upon because this was a lot of fun to read. You are a fantastic writer, please keep it up!
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Glad to know you're enjoying, my friend. Thank you for reading.
It’s been maybe a year or two since I found this story and I am very happy I found it again because this is a masterpiece