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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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Ahh there is nothing more satisfying in life then ruining innocence, keep up the good work there chap.

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Well, at least he didn't intentionally do it, so he's a good person.

Wait, is Luna becoming an Alicorn squared? With two horns and four wings, maybe even with eight legs? It certainly would befit their alien anatomy :derpytongue2:

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That would be bad for my boner.

Ah! You horrible tease! :raritycry:

*upvotes anyway*

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Just wanted the first chapter as a short one. I'll try make some tender Luna blowjob action in the next chapter.

“Other hole? What other hole? Surely, thine appendage does not go up a mare’s nose or ears. How would it even fit? Therefore, it has to be the mouth.”

Next on Jerry Springer...

For thine fine tail, um, tale, have an upvote.

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Thanks. I guess that would be a funny episode.

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Fine, fine.

*goes to play Minecraft*

Wait! Pony reproduction in your story is exactly how sexual reproduction works in Minecraft! :pinkiegasp:

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Next on Jerry Springer.

Mares who take it in the ears.
What? I can't hear you!

And mares who take it in the nose.
Achoooo!

Can I translate this story into Russian and publish it on Darkpony ?Your authorship will be stated on your story link.

Comment posted by wing regent deleted Jan 4th, 2018

InB4 she asks where this weird human hole is normally located, and then tries to do something to... rectify the situation with you. Like magically moving her mouth there.

Did that get too weird?

Yeah, too weird...



Considering how pony copulation works, I have to wonder about her motivation with you. :pinkiegasp: This situation is going to result in the first recorded case of orally-transmitted pregnancy, isn't it?

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I'm not sure if the human could maintain a boner. That might be too weird for him.

He would probably ask her to move the mouth back to her head.

That was a awesome read Ihope theres more or will be some day soon.

Can you please make part 2 of this or a sequel to this soon.

“A penis, sounds lovely. A befitting name. Can thee stick thine penis in our mouth?”

I lost it at this shit.

So if cumming into anypony makes him/her an alicorn, what does cumming into an alicorn do? The logical assumption would be that it would refill the alicorn’s magic or something.

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