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NOT THE NUCLEAR OPTION!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THE NUCLEAR OPTION (sees a crying Harley Quinn)
Nukes away!
Sounds like an interesting satrt for Badass Sunset
Welp. I guess we know how Fallout: Equestria Girls started.
This is gonna be good.
You have me intrigued.
Interesting concept. You have my attention, and interest.
Carry on.
This could use a bit of editing. I normally don't have much patience for stories with grammar issues, but honestly the concept and setup are interesting enough to keep my attention, and it looks like you've put some serious thought into this story.
Please do consider finding a beta reader, though.
Option "C" shall be then.
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oooh this
is going to be good~ >:3
Ah, so destroy everyone plan in the worst way, then expose Anon-A-Miss. Now, when it comes to mob mentality, they would go after a more vulnerable target. In X-Men, the FRIENDS OF HUMANITY go after Mutants they know won't kill humans. So, when Sunset shows she's a bigger bitch, the school turns on Anon-A-Miss since it'll just be easier.
Okay, now I did not see that coming, I thought the Sirens were sea-ponies that got turned into Sirens, not a Pegasus, Unicorn and Crystal Pony before they became sirens, also that last bit in the author note about a pirate more crazy then Jack Sparrow, I doubt that, Jack is the most Crazy Pirate EVER, no one can stop the Famous Crazy Captain Jack Sparrow, even Davy Jones Locker couldn't keep him down so no other pirate would be able to stand up against him.
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A) there is an Alternate Universe Tag for a reason and there is another story on this site where King Sombra was the one who turn them from crystal ponies into the Sirens to use them as part of his evil plans.
B) I was playing around, but if you want to compare the minds behind the two pirates then I see your Disney and raise you a Monty Python and Cheech and Chong.
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5 Pirate of the Caribbean Movies say other wise, Jack is the Top Pirate, around, all his crazy plans work out in the long run for him, no pirate can defeat the great Jack Sparrow.
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There should be a Captain in there.
Is Susnet going tog ive a Beat Down to Gilda and then Parade her around?
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You're taking this way to seriously, just watch the movie on google play and enjoy a good laugh.
I wonder if this nature documentary he saw involved wolves being reintroduced into Yellowstone. Because I've seen bits and pieces of that and the shit of having an Apex Predator brought back to a place that hadn't had them in a while is amazing.
well now a chimera fixing up a lion, that's a sight you don't see everyday. now lets see if this lion can do the right thing and rip the throat out of those three little hyenas.
How Sunset going to reveal these secrets? Post them oan forum as well, or announce them to the school or what?
I see potential.
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see that would be small scale stuff, if she has a stash truly worth a safety deposit box, those are truly life destroying secrets, that means blackmail and extortion to degree's that can only be described as beautifully excessive.
Yeees
Make Gilda her slave! :P
I hope that one of those life destroying secrets is Rainbow Dash's.
A nasty option would be for Sunset to not reveal who Anon-a-miss is until after she's nuked their families, then use that last revelation to drive the final nail into the coffin for their familial relationships. Something like a typed note addressed to the entire Apple family, delivered as they watch the Flim Flam brothers put up the new sign over the gate of their former property saying something like this:
Dear Applebloom, AKA Anon-a-miss,
That was how it is done properly, unlike your clumsy efforts.
Yours, Not-Anon-a-miss.
Information is power. She has information that is far more damaging than anything that Anon A Miss has done. Oh this is always a unique option! I'm looking forward to see what she does and have favorited. This is going to be unique. I'm also enjoying what you've done with the Sirens, putting them on both sides of the spectrum.
Interested to see where this goes.
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I'm glad your enjoying it
As for the Sirens: Sometimes the world needs someone to save it from both the heroes and the villains themselves
medusa was the only gorgon who turned others to stone, it was part of the curse directed only at her.
also the grey sisters and the fates where not the same entity despite common opinion, well the grey sisters had great insight into many matters regarding past present and future, they where children of echidna and considered to be inhuman monsters. the fates however looked like ordinary women, they where goddesses who looked after the life threads.
as for secrets, i think if sunsets going this route (which i fully approve of) i think it needs to be shown how badly she could ruin her so called friends. they made the mistake of comparing a hand-grenade to a hydrogen bombs, lets see sunset correct that, make the first secrets about her friends directly.
pinkie's family is practically amish so why not start there?
And so begins the terrible, painful end of Anon-a-Miss.
Okay, I have just one problem with this.
How the hell did the Sirens even lose to an amateur garage band, if they're so incredibly skilled and experienced?
Humans build continent spanning empires without magic powers, how do they not rule the world yet?
Is it weird that I could understand the lounge singer version of that AC/DC song better than the original? And CELESTIA-DAMN! THAT PARODY WAS GOOD!
"No holds barred", eh?
Off the top of my head, I've got one for Rarity:
On weekend nights she works as dancer and waitress at a strip club in Canterlot's Red Light District. You didn't really think she had enough money to buy her boutique, purchase enough materials, tools, clothes racks, mannequins, and get advertising from an allowance or that it was just given to her by her parents, did you?
Edit: changed from strip club to High Class Escort service.
Edit 2: Changed it back to strip club.
Oh! Thought of one for Cheerilee!
She served 5 years for being a pedophile, and she only got her job at Canterlot High because of a deal her parole officer worked out with Celestia!
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Why did Sonata give up the chance of being a multi-TRILLION dollar tech mogul in Silicon Valley? She could have been running the ENTIRE VALLEY if she wanted to!
Ok got to ask. How will this stop Anon A miss?
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By making it so that there are effectively no more secrets that Anon-a-miss could reveal. Or at least none more damaging than what Sunset is unleashing.
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Ok..... Well will the real culprits be revealed? Say Sunset leaves a message stating Anon A miss a warning or so?
Or will Sunset discover who they are and reveal it on her site?
As for dark secrets.....s sport enchancements , Spit Fire and the others Have taken them and use it to win a couple games.
worst yet Dash knows but never said anything.
I got one for Fluttershy but can't bring mysef to write it....
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No holds barred, remember? If you really feel like you can't write it in the comments, then why not PM it to the author.
*sees chapter title.* This calls for...
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Overconfidence and the fact that magically their an out of shape professional boxer just coming back from a long vacation verses an in shape up and coming amateur. Yes, they have experience, but they haven't used it in a while. Meanwhile Twilight has been slinging spells regularly and has several wins under her belt. Plus they handicapped themselves by only using their voices and magic while the girls used instruments as well as their voices and magic.
Without the magical power boost they needed they couldn't risk drawing attention to themselves from the other magical beings on earth. Plus they had to change homes and id's regularly to avoid problems from being immortals in a world full of mortals. Constantly changing lives meant they had to let what ever political power they gained die with that life. The Rich family is one of the few exceptions and has only gained from knowing the Sirens over the generations, in between different lives of course.
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Who says they aren't rich already? I mean they live in a mansion, drive a car that can out preform a cop car in a chase, have some kind of custom computer in the basement called the monster, has it so the Chinese government owes them a few favors, and a music studio fill with all sorts of musical instruments. Money is no problem for them, trust me.
Ok here what I got for ......fluttershy. to earn money once to save the shelter she........ did a Adult video for a few rich people who funded her charity once.
She went al out, here the twist. One of the clients could be a rival of Filthy Rich and thus helps him or....to make it more twisted.
Spoiled Rich is seen onthe video screwing Fluttershy, this scandal gives Filfty the reason to toss out the Selfish bitch out of hsi house.
Or maybe Spoiled revealed to be embezzling funds.
Here a idea, what when the scandals are being revealed they assume Anon A Miss could be part of it and finally have a good enough reason to track down the owners of the site. They fail to find the Sunset's site, but do discover the real culprits behind Anon A miss.
because I'm still trying to figure out how the truth is found out.
Rainbooms losing everything wilbe sweeter once Sunset is re4vealed to been innocent.
Trixie is child born form her mother turning tricks behind a local convenience store for Extra money years ago and neither her nor her father know.
The Diamond Dogs families own an illegal dog fighting ring and use hardcore drugs on the dogs to make them even more viscous.
Treehugger has made virtually undetectable pot brownies and has been bringing them in for bake sales and the like and she gets her weed for them from her parents supply as they are a licensed distributor for medial marijuana and they know she's been taking it but alter the numbers and look the other way.
Tried thinking of something for Zephyr Breeze as well... but honestly all of the things I could think of for him in this would have likely been reported to the police, with proof, by the old Sunset because it would be that freakin bad,
i feel like this story. there will be no happy ending
“Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.”
Confucius
OOOOH! Got another one. One of the various nerd or geek students is responsible for Swatting incident. but were able to cover the tracks from the normal authorities.
Well, the Rainbooms did attack Sonata first. She only came as a customer, nothing more. Oh, and Kijo is starting to destroy EVERYONE! Everyone that has messed with Sunset Shimmer over Anon-A-Miss. Well, Anon-A-Miss started this war, so they'll have to endure the storm now when everyone's secrets are exposed, causing them to suffer.
This is going to be some sweet revenge.
Got dam!
Jesus, Kijo's going all out and no one's safe. I wouldn't be surprised if the school has to shut down because the entire faculty is in jail. Just imagine Twilights reaction to all of this
O.O Oh shit.
Celestia damn-it, Sonata!
I retract my previous statement. Sonata is a savage. Just. . . Damn girl! No mercy!
This Gabby. . .completely terrifies me. I need an adult.
the fight scene with Sonata and the girls reminded me a lot of Kingsman
also fuck the five of them for intentionally starting shit, may the nukes of karma and justice hail upon them sooner rather than later
When they said "the nuclear option" I expected something big, but...
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This rabbit hole just keeps getting deeper and deeper, and I love it!
I find it hard to believe, that every named character in that school, has that kind of dirt to their person, but damn if it isn't entertaining.