Chapter 8
Discord poped into existence next to me as I was making some tea,mint,if you must know. "Hmm? oh its you,want some tea?" Discord responded by eating the kettle.
"I'll take that as a yes." I said in a deadpan voice.
"I challenge you to a chaos battle,cause Im bored and we both know we don't have anything better to do,winner gets the chaos dimension and the title of 'Lord Of Chaos' sound good to you?"
"Eh why the fuck not,the author has been sick the past few weeks and over all just hasen't had the time to write,so we might as well while he's typing this now." I shrugged.
Discord got a look of glee. "Goodie,I've been bored out of my freakin mind and you know how hard it is to find some fun around here,no good places to cause chaos other then me turning Clouds Dale into cotton candy last week,anyways lets start."
A chaos battle eh? well I knew a few things,mainly from the internet,that would put Discord to shame hehe. With a snap of my fingers all pine cones in the area began to open with the sound of charging energy before they all glew white and shot Discord with random memes.
"Gah not the internet!" Discord summoned Pinkie and used her as a shield,she only laughed at the random memes.
After the wave of memes stopped Discord floated up and snapped his claw,causing the sun to turn into cheddar cheese,somewhere in the universe one Nigel M Chalmers was drooling with a loving look in his eyes,while elsewhere in Canterlot Princess Celestia screamed in horror. (anyone who gets that gets a cookie.)
"Meh,you could have done so many things and you choose to do that?" Discord shruged.
"Let me show you real chaos!" With a snap of my fingers we where in space and I had a glowing rifle in my hands,aiming it at Discord I shot nyan cats at him.
Discord grinned and ate the cats before taking a sip of chocolate milk. "Not bad,not bad at all,lets crank it up to nine thousand shall we?" Discord laughed,but just as he was about to snap his claw Pinkie poped in.
"WAIIIIIIT!" She shouted,Im not surprised that she can breathe in space at this point.
"What?" Me and Discord ask at the same time.
"Well me and my buddy Morgan Freeman where talking,and we got the idea that maybe you two should send eachother to a crazy universe or dimension and see who survives the longest!"
"Eh why not?" Me and Discord snap out fingers and we each get sent somewhere else in the universe,I landed in candyland while Discord landed in genoration one My Little Pony,may god help that poor bastard hahaha.
Discord looked around seeing the generation one ponies,before he fell to his knees and yelled to the sky. "YOU BASTARD!" before the weird dullish rainbow hit him.
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Why couldn't there be more? This was a great story! Please do more with Bill.
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probably should've gone with that yeah,
... still tho it is very unfortunate that barely any platforms
support Minecraft enchanting table language font
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that is what I wanted to use lmfao
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