when evil rules and goodness fails theirs only one hero who can answer the call, and he answers with.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Deadmanx513
When faced with the evils of this world, happiness can give you the foundation to bear it, sadness gives you the wisdom to acknowledge it, and anger gives you the strength to oppose it!
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OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS!
THAT WAS F*CKING GOLD!!!!
In all seriousness though, great story. Haven’t laughed so hard in a long time.
HAHA. Thank you for a good laugh.
I DONT EVEN NEED TO READ TO GIVE A THUMBS UP AND FAVORITE THIS STORY.
GO SLY, YOU MAGNIFICENT JOHN RAMBO AMONG JOHN RAMBOS.
What. The. Fuck
I see Aaaaaaaahhh and I instantly add to my queue without any hesitation.
This was fabulous! *Strikes Custode pose.* This was a great cheer up and a way to remove stress from my job interview Monday. Thank you!
Well that just happened. Great job BTW
What. The. Fuck. Did. I. Just. Read. Even the spelling and grammer mistakes only served to make this better. I must now go and find our who Sly Fucking Garbo is. I christen thee a certified genius. It is now that it is certified that you are a genius or you are a genius that happens to be certified. I congragulate you on joining our ranks. Well done sir!
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Sly Marbo is a Warhammer 40k meme. Basically, think of him as a more memey version of Rambo.
I'll just go ahead and leave these links for those who have no idea what they just read.
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Sly_Marbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCMNWAJiz5Y
CALLED IT!
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Sly is John Rambo to John freaking Rambo.
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He's 40k Chuck Norris, but he's also a canonical character. There's not much lore on him, since he's just as much a mystery to those in universe as he is to 40k fans. He's also arguably the deadliest unmodified or empowered human in history, being known to take on entire enemy forces by simply sowing confusing and whittling down their numbers over time. In one novel, Death World, he makes a squad of Catachan Jungle fighters, orders of magnitude more effective than almost any other guard regiment, look like a bunch of amateurs.
Do NOT fuck with Sly Marbo.
I know next to nothing about Warhammer 40K, except from "If the Emperor Had Text To Speech", and I recognize Sly Marbo from that series.
And I have to say..... I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!!!!
If you can, please make more!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like how everyone decided to link the same video, even though it had already been commented several times. Just goes to show you how great that video is.
This is so dumb that I enjoyed it.
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yey! i succeeded!
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!", said just about everyone.
He only listens to The MAN EMPORER Of Mankind.
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all hail the MAN EMPEROR OF MANKIND!!!
Aaaaaah...
Marbo's from Catachan. The Catachan regiment is based on the American soldiers who went to Vietnam and adopted a more... native approach to warfare, rather than standard American military tactics. The ones who "got lost in the jungle", so to speak.
Marbo, however, is based on the legends of ghost soldiers from 'Nam. Guys who went so native that they'd just be able to disappear and appear wherever they wanted, kill someone important, and melt away into the brush as if they'd never been there. This is notable for Marbo, who is essentially on par with a Grandmaster Assassin of the Clades despite having no life-long secret training with genetic enhancements - the man can out-hunt Tyranid Lictors, which are otherwise the greatest hunters in the galaxy. His own allies have no idea when or where he is, or how he gets from planet to planet.
That said for background, he's wielding a Catachan Fang. It's their signature knife. As the regiment's real-life basis had a big connection with knives and machetes.
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Only really one thing to say....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't even read the story before I gave it a thumbs up. Frikkin loved it. Well done.
*Pulls out a Codex Astartes.*
The Codex Astartes approves of this story. As do the Angels of Death. Well done.
I just reread this and it still makes me ludicrously happy.
What the fuck did I just read... I pretty sure I had a stroke...
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you ok there?
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Yee
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yey
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It took me an entire day to come up with my final rating, and I ultimately feel like this was an intense rollercoaster of giving no fucks and AAAHHHHH's... so I give a big hearty AHHHH out of one big hearty AHHHH!!!
What is this a crossover of?
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warhammer
After that day Equestria erected a statue of the strange creature. At first was of him in an elegant, heroic pose, but the next day they found it changed to look like the creature was stabbing tirek with the horn of sombra into his forehead, and on tirek's horns was chrysalis being impaled through the chest by both of his horns.
A plaque was at the bottom of the statue with the writings
"I changed it to be more fitting of the warrior who saved us, and yes he asked me to do it." - Discord.
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you win the comment section
THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING STORY I HAVE EVER READ!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
If I wasn't in a chair, I'd be rolling on the floor right now!