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TheNewYorkBrony


The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

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Oh my OwO

Siren shark week? God help us.

Ohhh.... Excellent work!!! Please have Wubcake read this on YouTube!!! She would like this!!

Hahahahahaha!!!!! Of course she did!!! She is a huge fan of Sundaigo. However I can't understand why Wubcake thinks Sci Twi and Princess Two are the same person when they're obviously not.

Your going to ended it right there?

I forget that the Dazzlings (and Sunset) are slowly succumbing to their mortality. These four are more human than equine.

well im going to hell for laughing at this

That escalated quickly at the end

This was the fucking best! I had a dream about something similar to this just a week or two ago! I'm so glad this is a thing!

I liked this story more than I probably should have. Nice job.

I may write stories teasing Sunset×Rarity, but I'll gladly ship Sunny with the Sirens.

And why am I not surprised Wubcake was involved in this thing's creation?

Oh my gosh that ending was disgusting. Also I find it hard to believe she's been on earth for a thousand years and never learned about the human menstrual cycle. And don't give me the "She never had a period before" BS. I never had a period either and I know what they are. I have a sister and a mom and I regularly watch TV and use the Internet.

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Its not that deep fam.

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Okay I'll admit that I look too deep into these kinds of things but I'm sticking behind my original opinion about the ending that is just gross.

Do you want a massacre at the Homecoming dance, Lana? Because this is how you get a Homecoming massacre.

This is one that pushes suspension for disbelief for comedy. They have been on earth for a thousand years, but never learned about human reproduction?

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Yeah, but they've got None of the Above. Still, you're right, all mammals have some version of this.

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You don't think they've never used the internet or watched TV? At least Carrie had a solid excuse since she was cut off from the world for most of her life.

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We old fogeys don't use the internet much. I only got on about 5 years ago because Amazon put most of the bookstores out of business. It was "get an Amazon account or quit reading" & I had a HELL of a time doing it. The 18 in my name is because it was my 18th attempt. (No it's not THAT hard -if you've ever seen anyone do it before or know anyone that you can ask (& trust with your password)).

As to T.V., on free T.V. they don't mention it that often & don't go into the details when they do.

Well, that just happened

i cant be the only one who felt that ending came outta nowhere.

Sonata’s eyes widened, her expression almost an exact mirrors of Adagio’s from earlier. “Ari, we gotta help her! She might be dying! Call the hospital!” she pleaded, shaking the older siren’s arm.

She's not gonna die from a bloody toe, if she was bleeding from her chest then she would likely die. :ajbemused:

“Like, well...maybe since we don’t have our magic anymore, maybe we’re starting to become more human.” Sonata explained, twiddling her fingers.

It could be a good theory if you ask me. 🤔

“You were the one a few minutes ago screaming for us to call a doctor. If you don’t know what’s wrong with you, why not swallow your pride and ask for help from someone who does?” Aria said, rolling her eyes.

Can't argue with that one. :ajsmug:

“But I thought humans had heat cycles, you know, like we do,” Adagio said, twirling her hand. “Expelling blood from your nether regions sounds appalling compared to an endless sex drive.”

That's not how the human body works adagio. 😑

Adagio got up and shrugged, pulling Sunset towards the bedroom down the hall. “Eh, what the hell.”

😨

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