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I'm just a fan of MLP, Touhou, LoL and much more and now for a personal quote. "Inspiration is a fickle thing it’s there when you don’t want it and gone when you need it."


Master Sargent Hammer has just arrived in Ponyville. Unfortunately for James it's his day off and all he wanted to do was spend time with his wife and daughter and he has to deal with her. Luckly two unlikely ponies from town find them and one takes great interest in Hammer and her tank.

Warning there is cursing in this story if you don't like then then don't read it

Hello everyone hee's my third entry into the Nexus-Verse and I have to say this one gave me the most trouble. Tracer's flowed like water, Malfurion's almost lost the forest's trail but managed to find it again quickly, but this one almost broke down and needed to be scraped! Well at least I managed to pull it together in the end. Please let me know what you think of it and like always. I hope you enjoy the story!

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Sorry James you are the only one from Starcraft

If you are going by 1 only, then yes. If you’re counting everything then no and you even mentioned Alarak, who is from 2 and the Nova expansion. Of course I could and probably am missing part of a conversation somewhere

Short so can’t say anything about needing fleshing out, overall I thought it was hilarious.

...How the heck did I forget Alarak? :facehoof:

I can’t wait to read this one! :twilightsmile:

I hope you enjoy it. I tried to go for something a little different with Hammer and while I'm not 100% sure how it became this kind of story I'm still pleased with the results.

I love playing hammer.

as Dinky quickly put her book away and Dinky jumped to her feet ready to flee if need be.

Is one of these supposed to be Derpy?

“All of that is in here Ma’am. B.L.C. runs with Tardis logic, it’s much bigger on the inside, and the fridge is full so i won't need to leave for a few days.” Hammer said before looking at James. “Permission to speak freely Sir?”

All of my yes!

James eyebrow twitched as two Earth Pony Mares w walked around a small hill

Oh look an extra w.

Every since she got her gamming consol

Gaming Console?

“I’m not obsessed!” Lotus countered unfortunately neither James nor Lotus were paying attention to her.


“I AM THE HYPE!” Hammer roared.

Vegeta would be proud.

“Renegade for life.” Hammer smirked.

And this was quite an enjoyable read. I found myself laughing quite a bit. Personally I would have added the Romance tag. But that’s me. I certainly wouldn’t mind another one featuring Hammer and Lotus.

How the heck did i miss the extra w? My inner Twilight is screaming in rage right now!:twilightangry2:

Dread Nought, I have the same issues. :rainbowlaugh: You’re not alone.

I'm sad to say I currently have no intentions of writing more about Hammer and Lotus. Maybe in the future but I have other stories I want to focus on at the moment.

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