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TheSillyDuck


I am not a clever pony.

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Due to slipping popularity and a perceived lack of public attention at times... and an overabundance of negative attention at others due to several massive failures, Celestia has decided to showcase her Royal Guard for the world to see.

These are their stories.

Guards is filmed on location with the mares and stallions of the Royal Guard. All ponies are innocent until proven guilty, in a court of law.

Thankfully editted for me by the one and only Vivid Syntax! Thanks! :pinkiehappy:

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 9 )

Ha ha ha ! Pinkie, get twilight and Discord to be your lawyers! Don’t talk to the guard without your lawyer present!

Salt cubes make sense :rainbowlaugh:

They are mostly treats though so I guess I can’t wait to see what happens

Why is voting for this broken?

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It’s not. Votes just won’t show until you have 10 total. But thank you, I’m glad you like it! :)

Hey, it's like that bit from Shrek 2! Nice, liked and followed.

>The door flew open and in walked Lt. Steel Spear, his brow furrowed. “Hank! Where are the camera ponies? All you were supposed to do was bring them over to outbost ‘B’ so I… I mean we[/we] could film the next block!” He walked in and stared at the setup. Hank standing proud. Camera crew recording him. Drunk mare in the wagon outside. He facehoofed. “Oh sweet Celstia, Hank, you didn’t…” dropping his hoof he scanned the room. The open window behind him the only sign of change. “Where’d he go?”

why [we]
also Hank isn't a pony name

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Whoops! Thanks, missed that error in my editing. Bad silly duck! Fixed it! Also: if you've ever played (or heard of) Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder, it's an inside joke to the game, it actually IS a pony name haha.

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