The Book Of Friendship

by XombieSlayr

Letters Between Sisters VII

My Dearest Sister,

You jumped to conclusions again, didn't you? How many times do I have to explain to you the necessity to assess a situation BEFORE you take action?

By the sound of things, you got wrapped into the rumors of some tourists and thought somepony, who may/may not have been the zebrican ambassador I was supposed to discuss alliance with, was a deadly assassin intent on trying to kill us and steal our children.

She sent me a letter about this incident as I was writing this, you know. Luckily, she was a master of the Falling Caesar style, and apparently gave you quite the fight. She would like to know if you would like to spar again with her sometime.

We got lucky this time. But please don't attack any more ambassadors. Thank you.

Love,

- Omni

My Dearest Sister,

It was my assumption that all zebras know how to kick ass. I was simply being humble, when I allowed her to beat me in our fight. And anyone that says different, is a F@#%ING LIAR!....anyways, she was definitely a worthy opponent, if you wouldn't mind letting her know that I am more then interested in kicking her ass for real this time. Kay, thanks!

I also wanted to tell you, that I have begun construction of The Eclipsa's Academy Of Kung Fu Fighting, and I hope to see you there for the grand opening. It's in the mouth of a volcano, inside of another much larger volcano.

Dress light.

Love,

- Eclipsa