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A teacher at CHS has assigned an extra credit project. It's a bit out there: Come up with an idea for an original invention and write an oral presentation and pitch for it to give in front of a panel of judges and an audience of peers.

There's no possible way that can end badly, right?

(Rated Teen for language and suggestive content.)

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Also, nice one.

film full of short skirts and explosions,


Also these are some interesting inventions. Might be a bit much to ask, but it's be hilarious if there was a "just girls talking" chapter that touches on Pinkies banana habits again :rainbowlaugh:

the guy you're with takes you to some action film full of short skirts and explosions


I do love the idea of the muffin drone... though given the chance of a flying, burning, quad-rotored death machine, it's probably a good thing that Ditzy didn't make a full prototype.

Poor Flash. Though as was said, he'd definitely have a market for the idea.

Fluttershy's presentation has shades of Contraptionogy! Thank goodness she didn't actually have access to any genetic modification equipment...

This does paint a disturbing image of Pinkie's home life. I assume Limestone is involved. ("Get up or you'll wish the next one went up your nose!")

Luna being intrigued by Rarity's creation is a fantastic touch. Sibling warfare never dies; it just grows cold.

Hmm. I wonder what Sunset might have gone with. Recreating some Equestrian innovation without magic, perhaps?

"Bears! Has this ever happened to you? You're at the movies on a date, the guy you're with takes you to some action film full of short skirts and explosions, but all the greasy pizza you ate before the movie makes you feel like your colon's about to implode?"

"And worst of all, he insists he's just your ese!"

I love how you used alphabetical order to coordinate the story beats and lead into the punchline. And how Twilight, true to form, made a scientific friendship device.

Lovely story. Many thanks for it. :twilightsmile:

Moo moo moo moo moooo


feel like your colon's about to implode

I think someone has been reading another someone's work:trixieshiftleft::trollestia:

Interesting ideas. Rarity’s and Twilight’s were my favorites. Let’s just hope that some of the more questionable presentations don’t end up making them lose credit for being inappropriate or anything.

A fruit intervention with AJ MIGHT be required at this point.

True! And doesn't fluttershy still need to "get it out of her system" since she was busy the first go-round? :derpytongue2:

Oh and a rarity intervention for reinventing the shock collar and publicly demonstrating it on a minor humiliatingly.


so rarities getting grounded forever then?

Well. I hope the Equestria Girls government has some sort of protocol for aliens.
Someone needs to have a serious talk with Twilight about not acting on her impulses without thinking them through first. I thought that was more of a Starlight Glimmer issue, but maybe Sci-Twi needs to learn to control her impulses as well.

Apple Douche -- the cousin the Apple family doesn't speak of...

Rainbow's invention: :facehoof:

Rarity's invention: :facehoof::facehoof:

Pinkie's invention: :facehoof::facehoof::pinkiecrazy:

As far as Twilight goes, this immediately came to mind.

P.S.: Loved the shout out to SS&E.

Oral Presentation! (laughs)

This was great.:yay:

@shortskirtsandexplosions You earned this call out

Was I the only one thinking twilight would be more like well..

It's in the ballpark though.

Poor Flash... he is just a punchline these days. He'd make a good beaker though.

Comment posted by DeltaXeno1138 deleted Oct 27th, 2017

And now I'm wondering what insane thing Sunset would have come up with.

As is usual with the best Pinkie bits, I laughed my ass off at this one.

This was deeply amusing. :rainbowlaugh: Washing your balls. That was too priceless.

Out of sheer morbid curiosity, I kinda want to know what it is Harshwhinny got up to on her bender that let her be blackmailed.

Sci-Twi's was the best!

an oral presentation.

Man, I wish this was rated mature...:twilightblush:

My head while reading Rainbow Dash's presentation:


You're at the movies on a date, the guy you're with takes you to some action film full of short skirts and explosions

But I like that writer...

Oh frak, I wanted a death ray :fluttershysad:


Let’s just say that it’s illegal in every state and it took 3 of the world’s intelligent hackers to remove the digital traces of it off the Internet.:pinkiegasp:

*screams and screams forever and frantically deletes your .chr file*

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What made you decide to skip Sunset, besides taking away from the hilarious punchline?

Couldn't think of a way to make Sunset embarrass herself in front of the school.

Then canon came along and did it for me. :facehoof:

I have GOT to catch up with the new episodes. :)

*Ponders*...Nah, anti-humor of having her produce a perfectly reasonable project wouldn't have been better. Still, this is a 10/10. SciTwi is awesome. :)


So 2 questions

First - What short is it that Sunset embarrassed herself? I haven't kept up with them.

Second - Didn't you used to post Ranma 1/2 and Sailor Moon stuff to the FFML?

Checks your website, Your into Miraculous Ladybird fanfiction too? that's just freaky to many of the same fandoms.

1. In Sunset's ending for "Opening Night", she delivers a painfully embarrassing and awkward monologue.

2. Yes.

Thanks for the response.

We need more Mad Scientist Twilight stories.

Oh my, the things you learn from a FIM fic. I had no idea that Rainbow had so much trouble cleaning her balls. And Hoo-Hah huh? Is that what that's called? This was story was totally bizzare, and one hell of a lot of fun to read.

Oh wow. That double entendre during Rainbow's presentation. :rainbowlaugh: Pinkie's was... oh boy.:twilightblush:

My only issue is that it just stops right at the end. Something felt missing, incomplete. This was a fun read, though.

Why do I keep imagining the alien holding a fruitcake?

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