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Saatchi


Someone who forgot about ponies for years, but decided to come back when they started a particularly interesting pony project.

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Uh, I think you need to change the rating to M.

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You think? I saw the teen option had a sex thing to check off so I figured that would suffice. I guess that’s meaning more for boobs being on display? While mature is for actual penetrative sex? Either way I’ve changed it now to avoid any trouble from the mods.

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Teen with sex tag is more for scenes or references that are sexual in nature, sort of like the Questionable/Suggestive Tags on Derpibooru, but not outright any sexual act.

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Yeah that’s what I thought. Oh well, it’s changed now and any further sex of this nature will always be marked mature.

Thanks for letting me know.

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Cool story, hope you continue to write and humiliate blueblood. His personality is at odds with mine and I hate him. Seriously he sucks, why couldn't the writers of mlp have decided to give him a different persona :(

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I do intend to at least try and get another chapter out of it, so we'll see how that goes.

dear sweet mother of mercy. my fetish-o-meter is going absolutely ballistic. well done and i hope to see more

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They still make fetish-o-meters? I thought production stopped when the warehouse storing them exploded, because of the giant, Futa, orgy next door?

interesting read so far.

Heckin' wow Saatchi didn't expect to see new fics from ya anytime soon after seein you sorta vanish from mmp. Good fic so far and I'm lookin forwards to future chapters!

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It’s been a long time, Cosmo! But I figured now was a good time to come back. I got back into the show, viewed ALL the EQG stuff, so I’m pretty much as down with the horse as I used to be.

I’ve got some more big horse planned. And I suppose I can dump the last story I did for MMP on here too. (I don’t remember if the thread saved it or not.) Good to see you though!

Poor Blueblood! I actually like the guy (shocking, I know) but this was still hilarious. Write a sequel where even Princess Celestia (or Princess Luna, if you want to make her even MORE well-hung) goes to see if the rumors about Big Mac are true. And it turns out they are. Big Mac really earns his name. :rainbowlaugh:

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Hmm...interesting concept. I had only planned on one more sequel. Though I do like this idea a lot. I could spin it as a random chapter separate from the main canon. Or I could have Blueblood tag along and make it so Luna or Celestia is showing him that not all rumours are true.

Except the rumours about Big Mac are true.

Aww, rip cutest avatar on site. xD

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You mean mine? It'll cycle back around, I've got a whole host of daft pony faces to get through.

Realistically speaking, having his internal organs be squashed and misplaced by an enormous cock, it is a miracle he is alive and NOT screaming from excruciating pain. With that in mind, I would consider it to fall under the trope of ‘Disproportionate Retribution’.

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Realistically speaking, he’s a magical talking horse.

And I dunno about disproportionate. If you spend all this time treating women as nothing more than fuel for your dick, which you big it up as more than it is, I feel it’s proportionate. Ok, well, maybe she was a little rough but still. Shouldn’t start rumours really.

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I mean, to supposedly almost kill him because of it?

Plz UPLD this story, is INCREDIBILIS.

Ha realities a bitch isn't it BB.

So is this going to get a chapter 2

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