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It’s not easy being Queen. Especially not if you’re the Changeling Queen. It’s even harder and more frustrating when some peasant convinces all your subjects to abandon you and instead become some colourful butterfly/deer thingies.
But hey, that’s just how it is. Times are changing, and Chrysalis will have to adapt to the inevitable, whether she wants to or not.
And with that I mean she really, really, really doesn’t want to.
Lesson one: Food.
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Ok, this was hilarious, but why was it rated mature?
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there’s a few swears sprinked into it, hence why I went the safe route of rating it mature.
Don’t want no Meester or Knighty knockin’ on my door.
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Ok, that's reasonable, but as long as it's rated teen, this is ok. It only needs mature if the swearing is super intense.
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I suppose that’s fair, lemme edit that real quick.
But damn it, if I get a message from Knighty I’ll make you responsible
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Haha, don't worry, you won't.
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I dunno man, Knighty and Meester are some Angery fools, I tell ya.
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Yeah, but you can find teen rated stories with worse swear words in it.
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You should see three of my Teen rated fics! 
Chock full of s-bombs and f-bombs 
Never had any of those guys come after me 
By the way, nice short little story here. Have a like 
Oh trust me, friend, I assure you that they'll be fine with a little cuss here and there with a Teen rating.
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Why thank you, good sir!
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Anytime!
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And a follow too!?
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*rubs defibrillator pads together* CLEAR!! ZZZZAAP!
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Woah, w-what did I miss!?
Who the hell puts Ketchup on any reasonable sandwich.
And great, now I want subway.
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You’ve never met me in person, amigo.
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HERITIC
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Boi, ahm aboot te releas sum cereal deus vult rite naow
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Not unless I do so first
HAVE AT THEE
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You’ll never defeat the Ketchup Imperium! We’ve got foul tomatoes to throw at you!
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It's not like Mayonnaise is any better.
Its only job is to stop the Sandwich from being dry and its flavor to be covered up by everything else.
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But cheese tastes awesum doe
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Yes, it does
I'm allergic to eggs. Thus, I cannot have mayonnaise.
I know how Chrissie feels.
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R.I.P
This, is a very true moral my friend.
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Amen.
Snrk, okay, that was hilarious.
... I can just imagine Twilight trying to find out why Chryssie beat Starlight senseless. "You attacked her over WHAT?!"
I have evolved far beyond you mere mortals and such quarrels are beneath me, for I love ketchup mixed with mayonnaise.
... You better watch out, Thorax, unless you want to find your antlers broken off and shoved up your ass.
Nice premise, but a bit short. You could wring a lot more story out of this.
Or *cough* Miracle Whip. *cough* it is the KING of sandwich condiments, LEAGUES better than that NASTY Mayonnaise
! Ketchup is okay, mustard is... eh, depending on the sandwich BBQ sauce is good. But Miracle Whip, ahhh it is by far the best. 
Okay time to stop being silly now heh. To be serious now, I enjoyed this. It was funny and a nice little one-shot.
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I could have.
But honestly, I was just hungry and had a pizza waiting for me when I hit 900 words or so.
I’m a simple man.
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Miracle whip is practically sugar! That's why people tend to like it more.
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Wew, thanks for all the compliments and the watch! Don’t know what to say, really
Pffft-- What heathen wouldn't like mayonnaise?
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Imma call the Spanish Inquisition if you don’t repent what you just said, heretic!
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Viva Lé France!
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Mayo lover and frenchman!?
We’ll need some serious reinforcements for a heretic like you.
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XD
I’m more of a mustard guy, honestly.
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Guess that would be true, lol. Hmmmm I'm just a sugar addict.
Ha! The one true sandwich condiment is a mixture of KC Masterpiece original barbecue sauce and Hidden Valley ranch dressing!
...You'd think more people would understand that. Really.
im not sure what the problem is. mayo and ketchup go really well together.
Mustard ftw
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Negative.
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TIS True
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Right??
Uh what ?
Well I suppose thats one way to put it, besides I would be fine, communism, fascism, yeah I like 'em both.
...I prefer Miracle Whip or Barbeque sauce.
Miracle whip on most, Barbeque on certain.
But that's me.
Tf2 Heavy: *sandvich noises*