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Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.


A lonely Princess Celestia asks an equally lonely Anonymous out.

Short, cute and fluffy Anon x Celestia story. Contains (among other things) cuddling, power metal, cosmology, terrible pacing and South Park.

Rated T for swearing and some mild sexual stuff.

Now with dramatic reading from StraightToThePointStudio.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 17 )

This made me gigglesnort and I'm not proud of that. A cute little read.

I fail to see the Power Metal! Unless a reference flew on by and I had no idea! Also that wasn't even a good episode of Terrence and Phillip! I kept expecting one of the guys to show up. It's downright surreal!

An Anon story I like....:rainbowderp:

Such a rare thing. Fav and upvote.

The arguable god character of the setting asking out some unlikable toggaf.
Go back to tumblr and neck yourself.

There's this link in the story.

Oh, you have no idea how I've missed your particular brand of humor!
Even if you said that this will be fluffy, I expected less fluff and more absurd humor. And I'm not complaining. Fun read!

Well, this definitely wasn't your average fluff.

Nice and comfy short. Thanks for sharing.

That was pretty good! :twilightsmile:

Dammit, you've had enough. Essentially pushing them off you, you get up and shout, "RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!"


"No," Celestia replies flatly, her horn lighting up. You sigh in defeat, letting yourself be magic'd back on the couch.

God dammit

This was very cute:raritywink: and very nice to read. We need some wholesomeness everyone and then:pinkiesmile:

Next up: Heartbreak Armageddon, a Story about Anon getting back at the mare who broke his heart by... I dunno. Nice Dragonforce joke though :3

That's actually a fairly good idea, I might write something like that.

Anon snorts. "Are you an ever receding pocket of ignorance?"


And, I've never heard of DragonForce, but that particular video feels a tiny bit... um...

It feels like "boy bands meets speed metal", to be honest. :D Sorry. :DD

Yup, I'd read more of this shit. It sounds like they'd flip Canterlot on its goddamn ass, between the two of them. Or possibly three. ;-]

Cute and comfy :derpytongue2:

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