• Member Since 13th Sep, 2015
  • offline last seen Dec 1st, 2023

Belligerent Bindlestiff


Casually serious gamer and speculative writer. Breaking the boundaries through crossovers.

T

All sorts of weirdness has been occuring across Equestria. Cockatrice attacks on Canterlot. Changelings taking over everypony in Ponyville and replacing them.

None more weirder than what is happening in Manehattan. Some pony scientists are about to uncover the machinations of an ancient cult.

The Ghostbusters team in New York wasn't the only attempt of The Destructor entering a world.

Here is the parallel tale of Equestria's paranormal investigator and eliminator pony team.

Takes place during the events of the IDW MLP comic's first arc.

Sex tag for Sumareian summoning rituals and innuendo.
Decompressor created this amazing fan art I used for a cover background.

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 20 )

I'll give you a mark for creative thought, but now we're all beating on a dead horse when it comes to this crossover.
(Get it? Dead Horse?)

8459323
Oh, I was hoping it would raise spirits around here.

Wait, why would there be cockatrice attacks on Canterlot?

8460759
Its a reference to what was happening in the IDW MLP comic during the first arc. A marshmallow pony attack was happening in Manehattan as well.

Coco’s nose caught the smell of fried egg and looked to see that her groceries had begun to prepare themselves. “What the hay?”

Language!

“Oh, so you are real?” Swift said. “Run!” The scientists bolted out of the sublevel and make a mad gallop out of the library, bewildering those they passed by.

Get her!

-Oh, they’ll be discrete, I can assure you, just send the address.

No, they're not.

“That just ruined my appetite.” Vay said.

Not mine!

“Affirmative.” Vay said. “It was a class 4, floating, non-repeating phantasm. But you’re good to go.”

5. Slimer's a class 5.

“Gawker Peck, Anti-Necromancy Bureau, Equestria to Griffonstone ambassador.” He offered a claw to shake.

Gawk Pecker. Nice one.

“Yes, its true.” Swift said. “But honestly, Mr. Peck is probably only a little cocky.”

Yes, it's true. This bird has no dick.

9285408
Fixed! I also went to look back at the differences between class IV's an V's. Poor Slimer, not a trace left of its living memory.

9286270
Yeah, poor guy... Also, Slimer's a full-roaming vapor, and a real nasty one too.

“What do you mean ‘ancient’?” The mayor asked.

"What he means is old testament, Ms. Mayor. Real wrath of God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the sky! Rivers and seas boiling!"
"40 years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes!"
"The dead rising from the grave!"
"Pony sacrifices, dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!"

The trio emerged from the room with a steaming trap aloft in the air.

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

“Arrest these ponies!” he demanded. “They just set off a necromantic ritual with all the ghosts they’ve been catching. This explosion is a direct result of it!”

YOUR MOTHER!

9286270
they are not even sure what Slimer was when he was alive

“These are extenuating circumstances.” Peck said “The princesses are indisposed at the moment and The Elements of Harmony are out on duty who knows where. If you haven’t heard, terrible things are occurring across Equestira and your little scheme is just one of them!”

This griffin is toast he has violated the regulations

Street signs were flickering the wrong colors and even synchronized themselves with a performance with a group of possessed instruments that had floated out of a music shop, and began playing a tune.

“Gawker Peck thought we were the ones doing the city harm.” Firm Ground said. “But his overzealousness let all of the ghosts out. Which is why Manehattan is in all sorts of trouble.”

He had no athority to shutdown anything

“Yes, help.” Luna said. “There is more to helping that accusing others of doing wrong. These ponies are trying to do the right thing, we can sense it. Gawker Peck, your services are no longer needed.”

Finally 😎

I wish that had happened to Walter Peck in the movie.

Login or register to comment