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Dismayed by worse than expected results in the skies over Vietnam, the US military began to study the problem.

The Department of the Navy decided that the issue was inadequate training for close-in fighting. A cadre of experienced F-8 Crusader pilots led the charge to reform air combat maneuvering.

Their mascot helped, too.

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Ah, good old F-4 Phantom. 2nd sexiest American naval jet. Behind the F-14 of course.
Fucking awesome. Great story.
I love this.

Oh, this is a gem. Any tie-in to any other stories?

Extremely interesting, but that ending so made it look like it was part of a considerably bigger story.

Oh, and if that's not dedication to a prank, I don't know what it is. Did she always speak English or did she learn in Nam'/after that?

Love it!

"It takes a fighter with a gun to kill a MiG-21!"

Thata girl, Rainbow!

Very nicely done, sir! I enjoyed this story so much, I read it twice. Loved the fighter jock descriptions, too. The ' no shi, I was there and I saw it' is one of my favorites, and is, oddly, a good indication of a true story.

Okay, now I've found something in the Silly Ideas bin. Happens I was just re-reading Coram's biography of John Boyd with Hammond's retrospective of Boyd's work a while ago. Rainbow meets Tomcat Connolly and bursts a bubble or two.

NAS Patuxent River, circa 1971

"Admiral, you got us out from under the Air Farce's F-111, and that's great, but you borrowed the engines and the swing-wing from that turkey, so you could get the lift and the thrust to get off a deck after wrapping the airplane around that big ol' AWG-9 radar for the fleet defense interceptor part of it. It's gonna bleed out speed like a grape and maneuver like a wagonload of horseapples when you get it into gunfighting range. She flared her wings for emphasis. "All the wingpower I've got wouldn't mean horseapples if I weren't small enough and light enough to use it. And, I'm sorry as hay, but this airplane won't do it. First one you send to Miramar, I'm gonna end up hoofwriting my name on the tail, because it won't be able to dodge me...."

And, she did...

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"Well, at least this one has a gun."

I loved how you combined naval (aerial) history with a cartoon character. The two have been hand in hand since the first ship took to the sea to the modern day, where squadrons have adopted their own symbols, some of which have remained the same since WWII.

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Whoa, that's unexpected, I submitted it almost a day ago.

Neat concept. The joke at the end definitely made me smile too. Well played indeed Rainbow, well played indeed.:rainbowlaugh:

no. The problem for US pilots in Vietnam was that Vietnam had the best air defenses in the world, MiG-17s didn't have missiles and the US forces ONLY used missiles which didn't work half the time, and US forces were prohibited from going into North Vietnam.


the F-8 also had gun problems and its guns constantly jammed

can we have more please?

In the end RD revealed she played the biggest prank.

LOL this was great. I love the casual realism of this.

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If you appreciate other stories about Rainbow in the human world, I once wrote one where she went as Jeff Gordon for Halloween.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/23103/11/the-roommate/11-canadians-dont-understand-nascar

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