Dude, Where's My Sandwich?

by Super Trampoline

Pinkie Pie visits the Human World

Pinkie Pie, as we all know from that one episode I think called "Putting your hoof down" is an excellent negotiator, so she loaded up her saddlebags with over 9000 decagrams of gold (She's a strong earth pony, so that wasn't too much.), and headed to the human world through her weird Pinkie Magic. She really wanted to bone Dan from "Dan Vs. Everything" (She was polyamorous), but that would have to wait for another time. She headed to

UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH FLORIDA MUMA COLLEGE OF BUSINESS – TAMPA, FLORIDA

, and bribed them to give her 500 ready-to-be-filled-out diplomas in exchange for a bunch of gold and also a cute little mascot plush. Then she headed back to Equestria.

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Comments

[Crimson Dawn]

I would have thought Pinkie would have gone to the University of Florida since then she could get a gator plushy rather than a bull.