Robot Pony

by Dreadnought

Things Not To Say To Rarity

Things no one should ever say to Rarity:

"DRAMA QUEEN!!!"

"Stripes and polka dots are in this year."

"In my fanfic, you're shipped with Prince Blueblood."

"You looked much better in droopy drawers and a straw hat."

"So, what would you say you did in The Movie?"

"Sweetie Belle hates you."

"In my fanfic, you're shipped with Discord."

"Look at my new dress from Suri Polomare. Isn't she the greatest designer ever!!!"

"If you're so into fashion, how come you always walk around naked?"

"I thought 'petty' was what you're all about, Rarity. With your 'petty' concerns about fashion. "

"Are you ever going to level with Spike?"

"You look fat."

"That dress makes you look fat."

Comments

[AvengersWorld]

You actually raise a good point;

Why doesn't Pony Rarity wear clothes?

[Dreadnought]

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Well, that's something that predates this chapter. I've long wondered how someone who loves fashion doesn't wear any clothes. What's more, she own a dress-making shop. Wouldn't it seem wrong if she didn't wear/show off/advertise her own work?

[Brian Sheil]

I wonder if you saw the Equestria Girls music video called “Five to Nine”. Rarity’s human counterpart wore bib overalls.

[Dreadnought]

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I must have missed it.

[Kegworth]

Really missed the opportunity for the marshmallow joke... but this chapter is still funny.