Discord lay on the stairs. "I'm a loose step on a darkened staircase."
"Is somepony here?" called Starlight Glimmer from the second floor.
"What happens when a bum who won't move out - "
"Who's there?"
" - comes down the stairs?"
Starlight descended the staircase and suddenly tripped on the draconequus. "Whaa!!!" Thunk! Bang! Crack! Crrk! Starlight Glimmer lay unconscious at the bottom of the staircase, horn snapped in two, shoulder dislocated and leg broken.
A bright purple glow came from the second floor. "What's going on?" yelled Twilight.
Discord bolted through the front door of the castle and into the night. "If you have cut-rate insurance, you could be liable for these injuries. That's why you should get AllstateTM, so you can be protected from mayhem like me!"
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That’s good, Dreadnought. Discord was perfect playing the role of Mayhem.
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reminded me of this