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Not sure what you mean by "4 paragraphs". But Robot Chicken does a lot of Star Trek, and so does Robot Pony.
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8551639
Sorry, I meant to say the LAST 4 paragraphs in your Star Trek: Pony Contact chapter/segment.
Yeah, that chapter seemed like a decently written Pony/Star Trek Contact Fic, and less like your other, shorter Robot Chicken-like Robot Pony sketches, until I read the last 4 paragraphs and then I understood why it was still Robot Pony.
All in all really funny! Great job!
I love the accompanying video. How did you do that anyway?
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You can embed YouTube videos. If you like that, check out my story, "The Disney Princesses Meet Princess Twilight Sparkle."
8551639
yeah my favorite was the one where captain kirk has herpes
and on the subject, I saw one fic that I thought was going to be like a robot chicken sketch but turned out to be a slice of life fic
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/411791/princess-celestia-gets-a-colonoscopy