Rarity sat down before her sewing machine. She had a lot to do to make six dresses in time for the Grand Galloping Gala. She began to sing:
Thread by thread, stitching it together
Twilight's dress, cutting out the pattern snip by snip
Making sure the fabric folds nicely
It's the perfect color and so hip
Always gotta keep in mind my pacing
Making sure the clothes' correctly facing
I'm stitching Twilight's dress
Yard 0.9144 meters by yard 0.9144 meters, fussing on the details
Jewel neckline, don't you know a stitch in time saves nine?
Make her something perfect to inspire
Even though she hates formal attire
Gotta mind those intimate details
Even though she's more concerned with sales
It's Applejack's new dress
Dressmaking's easy, for Pinkie Pie something pink
Fluttershy something breezy
Blend color and form,
Do you think it looks cheesy?
Something brash, perhaps quite fetching
Hook and eye, couldn't you just simply die?
Making sure it fits forelock and crest
Don't forget some magic in the dress
Even though it rides high on the flank
Rainbow won't look like a tank
I'm stitching Rainbow's dress
Piece by piece, snip by snip
Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip
Thread by thread, primmed and pressed
Yard 0.9144 meters by yard 0.9144 meters , never stressed
And that's the art of the dress!
I hate the metric system!
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The word "meter" doesn't have good meter in this song.
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Metric system? That’s been outdated for a while.
Hey, it's prolly not exactly a yard either. And SI units are pretty cool