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Twilight has never been one to leave an endeavor half-baked, so when she decides to learn to cook, she demands nothing less than the best teacher gems can buy: renowned chef Spike the Dragon.

Eggheads will crack, nerves will grate, and longstanding national institutions will be shaken to their starchy, tuberous roots as Twilight grapples with the art and science that is cooking.

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Ok, this is adorable :3 I can't wait for the next chapter!

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Thanks! I hope not to disappoint :3

I think Twi-Chan's Super OCD has finally reach the logical extreme. Welp, time to go. *Backs away through wall*

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Ohhh, this is only the beginning. Just you wait. :pinkiecrazy:

Twilight is being Twilight...that's why she's best pony. :twilightsmile:

I wouldn't be surprised if she summons an eldritch abomination with her cooking.

Twilight is and always will be adorkable.

Please continue this adorable story about best pony :twilightsmile:

8375181 If there is one pony that can potentially topple Rainbow as worse cook ever, it would hafta be Twilight.

Just wait till she starts making cupcakes:pinkiecrazy:

Also will there be a book story of Bemused Look S-37c Expectant Look S-25c Sarcastic Look S-42f

I'm always happy to see someone else using my prefered Dewey Decimal pun.

Do I even want to know how underwater basket-weaving factored into that coup?

I suppose if ponies can farm rocks, it's a short leap to mining vegetables.

In all, this looks like a very promising opening. I look forward to seeing where you go fron here. I just hope Twilight doesn't notice the swapped books until after the lesson...

Cooking is art. Baking is science.
So how a pony as random as Pinkie is as good a baker as she is is just another level of the quandary that is Pinkamena Diane Pie.

This was hilarious.
I can't wait for the next part.

Sighing, Spike hopped off the counter and walked over to the cart of kitchen supplies. “That’s also why you insisted on using disposable, magically-cloned, diamond-tipped food scalpels?”

>disposable
>diamond-tipped
What is Equestria's geology like for diamonds to be disposably common?

“Indeed!” Twilight beamed. “The reclusive Da’iry tribe of Saddle Arabia is one of the most genetically homogeneous groups in the known world!”

Why do I have the feeling that "reclusive" and "genetically homogenous" are scientifically acceptable ways of saying "hicks in the middle of nowhere" and "inbred"? Maybe it's all the Alabama jokes a friend of mine has been making recently.

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