Episode 13: A After Shower Talk
You stand awkwardly in the shower, trying to contemplate why Rainbow of all ponies would want to talk with you. After thinking for a good couple of minutes on whether or not you should actually get out, open the door and talk to Rainbow, you decide.
Ah what the hell? Knowing her, she'd just bust open the door if I didn't.
So with that in mind you...
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Look around for your towel as you quickly switch off the shower.
You grab one, but it's a much smaller than the one you usually use.
Dang it! Is today laundry day?
It barely wraps around your waist as you quickly attempt to cover yourself and give your body some decency. You have to use a hand to keep it closed and together.
I really hope I can keep myself decent and not end up like some comedy where the main guy ends up flashing a bunch of girls...or I guess in this case mares.
With that thought you make your way over to the door. You place your other hand onto the knob and take a deep breath.
Now let’s see what Rainbow wants to speak to me about, I hope it's not gonna end up with me in pain.
With that you open the door to a sheepish looking Rainbow Dash. It looks like she was about to knock on the door again.
The two of you stare awkwardly at each other...
and stare...
and stare...
and stare...
That’s it. First chance I get I’m getting a skull mask so I don’t have to make eye contact anymore. Deciding that you've had enough of this awkward staring you cough into your hand. Rainbow seems to get the message as she snaps out of it and puts her hoof down.
"So...uh...okay this was easier in my head," she chuckles awkwardly.
Easier to do what? You raise an eyebrow. Is this some sort of weird pony thing or...?
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"Listen, that food fight was...actually pretty fun. Like, super fun," Rainbow Dash hesitantly admits, which makes you raise your eyebrow in confusion even more.
Wow, she's admitting I did a good thing...wasn't expecting that this early, but I already have three quests. Maybe it's just a-
"But, well, after it ended, me and Gilda got talking. She lost her temper, and started-" Rainbow Dash hesitates, before she continues, looking melancholy, "She started badmouthing my friends. It was pretty...scathing. Yeah, that's the word."
WHAT?! Oh, no! It didn't change! How?! It’s only been like 5 minutes!
"I know it's not your fault...but me and Gilda aren't friends anymore." she says, before passing you a note.
Shit! You start wigging out. Maybe I really can't change fate! Maybe I'm doomed to keep canon forever. Stable time loops, paradoxes. I'll never get my Stand, or conquer Castle Gre- Then, you look at the note, and your thoughts change to bafflement.
It's your old note, showing Gilda losing her temper, except, there is a new drawing attached to it, showing a chibi RD laughing. You look up to see Rainbow Dash trying to stifle her laughter. She fails, laughing as you just stare and stare.
"Gotcha!" she says, "Pinkie showed me that note after the food fight, and I thought it would be funny to mess with you. Me and G are fine. We talked it out over cake and cider!"
...This is simultaneously not enough to be put you on my He-Man list, and yet it's still enough of a transgression that you're in the running to be put in the top three.
“You should see your face!” At your glare Rainbow seems to laugh only harder, which only causes your eye to twitch in annoyance.
Yeah yeah laugh it up. You may not be on the He-Man list (yet), but you will be getting pranked later. Mark my words you'll be covered in glue and looking like a chicken before you can even blink.
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After Rainbow has her laugh, she looks back up at you.
"Hey," she says, "I know I've been kinda of a jerk to you, but in my defense, you did help try to take over the world and you've been a bit of a jerk yourself,"
Get to the point Rainbow, you give her a stare conveying your message.
"But Gilda, Pinkie, and that guard told me how you helped out earlier, and I just wanna say thanks." She gives you a half hearted glare, "this doesn't means we're best buddies or anything, but I'd be okay trying to be…friendly with you," with that, she turn to leaves.
You stealthily fist pump, Yes, progress has been made today! With your confidence boosted, you proceed to make plans to head to bed.
Before you can even do anything however, Rainbow is suddenly right back in your face. You jump back at her sudden reappearance, and you barely manage to keep your towel secure.
What the heck Rainbow!? What's with the last minute jump scare?! Rainbow, oblivious to your thoughts, simply stares you down as she asks,
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"So listen, since we’re all being friendly and stuff, what is up with that cupcake Pinkie said you made for me?" You smirk at that trollishly.
"I'm serious! What's in it?! Is it worms? Hot Sauce? Some weird voodoo? WHAT?!"
You flip your notebook to one of the pages dedicated to the few response words you learned, and tap "Maybe"
"Ugh! I'll throw it away then...unless that's what you WANT me to do?" she accuses.
I'll never tell...I'll never tell... you think creepily as you put a finger to your lip in a shushing gesture.
"GYAGH!" Rainbow huffs, tearing at her mane as you shut the door in her face.
Good, let the paranoia flow through you...
Cackling silently you grab your Poncho, but before you can put it on you hear Rainbow shout from outside,
"Hey, open up! I’m not done talking yet!"
God dang it Rainbow, Quit ruining my rude manners. You open the door to see Rainbow floating outside the nearby window with a smug smirk on her face.
I don't like that smile, you think wearily. That smile is giving me the bad vibes. Rainbow just keeps her smile though as she says,
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"So, G says you are quite good at kissing, even though you accidentally cut your lip there. I can give you a few pointers if you want?" You get all wide eyed at this as you think,
What?!! No! That’s gross! And wait, how would you know? Are they actually a couple!!??? I mean-I ah--wha...
Before your brain can completely shut down, you hear Rainbow laugh along with what sounds like Gilda and Pinkie laughing coming from outside.
“He actually bought that! He’s totally thinking perverted things, you guys owe me five bits!” You glare at Rainbow and shake your fist at her as you think angrily,
Oh, ha ha, real mature guys!! Nyeh!!! Soon, Skeletor will prank you back so hard! You guys are THIS close to making the list!!
As soon as you think this, you realize something. Something very important. Something that will cause mass embarrassment. What did you realize?
You used the wrong hand to shake your fist with.
Time seems to slow down as your towel begins to fall in slow motion. You and Rainbow’s eyes widen, and there is only one thing you can do to save yourself. You...
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Give out an airy scream, that is somehow more high pitched and girlish than usual. This manages to startle Rainbow, and you take this chance to quickly dive back into the bathroom and shut the door behind you.
You breath deeply and try to clam down at your almost flashing of the rainbow maned pony.
Dear lord that was way too close! I'm in enough trouble with people thinking me petting Gilda is intimate, I do not need them thinking I purposely flashed Rainbow. And right after she said that stuff to Pinkie and Gilda downstairs. Damn you sitcom clichés, damn you all to hell for making this happen!
However before you can curse out every know sitcom ever, you hear Rainbow mumble,
"Huh...wonder what that was about. Probably just some weird ape thing." And with that you hear her flap away from the window, followed by another pair of wings and some hoof steps.
You sit there, wide eyed as you try to process what happened. When you do, you can't stop yourself from face-palming as you think,
Oh yeah, I forgot. In ponyland, nudity is far more common than clothing. The fact that she didn't see it probably means that she just thought...I don't know, that I was decent or something. God I hate pony logic.
With that thought you dry yourself as best as you can, put on the tattered poncho, and head to bed.
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After all that excitement, you lie in bed, and fall asleep, checking over your notes one more time.
Easiest quest to do is to figure out Lyra's story. If an episode isn't happening then, I can do some errands with Pinkie, then do that on the way back. Sounds right to me. Before you nod off, though, you have one last thought.
...Hold on. Hamon is connected to the sun. So, what if Celestia knows it? If she's anything like a Zeppeli, maybe canon will change into a funeral, you muse, before closing your eyes and nodding off.
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LATER THAT NIGHT
As you sleep you start to have a...well let's just say weird dream.
It starts out nicely with you, Pinkie, Spike and Gilda doing JoJo poses in front of a crying He-Man on a techno dance floor while a bunch of video game characters cheer you on.
“Come on He-Man! Step it up! Nyeh!”
But it soon turns into a nightmare. He-Man stops crying and gives you the most evilest smile you’ve ever seen.
“Nyeh?”
He soon rushes forth and picks you up by your throat, and the music cuts out. Your dance partners and the audience disappear, and He-man begins to beat you. The worst part is, he never says a word, all he does is smile at you as his fists strike.
“What the hell dude? We were just dancing?!” You’re on your final straw and He-Man is about to strike you down with his sword. But before he can a new challenger approaches!
A bright blue light flashes and he freezes mid swing, before he suddenly dematerializes in front of you. After he does, you see that your environment has changed. You are in a grassy field under a clear night sky. You look around in wonder, at both the environment and the night sky.
Okaaayyy, did I eat too much chocolate before bed? Or have I been drugged?
You then hear a tapping, as if someone is tapping on a window pane from very far away.
You look up at the moon, and you see a faded out shadow illusion with glowing white eyes.
It looks like a slightly bigger version of Woona! She still looks like her post-harmonization form, but she is a bit taller. She gives you a reassuring smile and waves her hoof.
You slowly raise your hand and wave it back at her. But all good things must come to an end as the world around you begins to fade. The last thing you hear before going to the waking world a whisper of a breeze.
"Soon." And then, you return to the waking world.
THE WAKING WORLD (AKA YOU WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY)
After you wake up you think for a moment about what just happened before shaking it off.
No way that was real. Luna is still too weak to do any dream walking yet. Still...that felt pretty weird.
Shaking your head yet again you get up and begin to do some morning stretches. As you do you can't help but reflect on the events that transpired the day before, and you cringe.
Ugh...I have to do something for Foxtrot for defusing what could have been a huge problem. The only question is...what the hell do I get her, and get O'Carroll too...or was it Oak? Eh I'll think of something today.
With your stretches out of the way you decide to see if Pinkie is up yet. Looking over to her you can't help but chuckle slightly.
Yep still asleep, still surprising she doesn't move around considering how much energy she usually has. You decide to wake her up, if only so you can get started on your side quest of figuring out Lyra's human connection.
You lean in to shake Pinkie awake when you notice that it's not Pinkie but a Piñata made to look like Pinkie You only have a moment of shock before it explodes giving you a coating of ketchup.
Wha....what just happened!? You blink cartoonishly just as Pinkie opens the closet, revealing her and Rainbow laughing their butts off. You glare at the two ponies as Pinkie says,
"Sorry Skelly, had to get you back and Dashie was nearby so she decided to help!" You just roll your eyes and sigh.
It’s gonna be another long day, isn't it?
LATER THAT DAY
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During the next couple of hours (after a quick shower), your attempts to find Lyra have been unsuccessful, and your frustration is steadily growing.
How hard is it to find one pony?! You think. You decide to take a break in your quest and sit down on a bench. Fluttershy, your escort for the day, sits down next to you.
You two proceed to sit in silence for some time. Really in fact, she hasn’t said all that much, just followed you, asking about your lips every now and again. Still, it’s been kind of nice. As the two of you sit in silence you notice a certain griffon fly over head with Rainbow in tow. You stare at them as they fly off.
At least that proves my theory. Looks like my intervention has actually managed to change some things. Gilda sticking around longer than before is proof. Her visit wasn’t cut off after one day! Nyeh! You celebrate, pumping your fist. Now what episode came next?
Before you can think too much on it, you see everybody's favorite baby dragon and his purple unicorn sister/mother figure. The two of them seem to be conversing about something, but it’s kinda hard to tell since the poor drake is holding onto a stack of quill boxes.
Poor guy, must have had to buy more after Rainbow and Pinkie’s prank yesterday.
Seeing the two of them, you get an idea. You decide that since looking for Lyra is a bust, maybe it would be a good idea to get those clothes you need. So you should enlist the little drake to help you.
I've got bits, I'll get her hopeless suitor, and perhaps an owed favor since she didn't heed my "psychic" warning. I'm getting some new duds so help me God! Or at least some new underwear!
You look down your poncho at your hole filled and torn white briefs. Weeks of constant wear, not to mention countless pratfalls and broken chairs have not been kind to the tighty whities.
And Tennis Shoes may be out of the question, but some socks or even just sandals couldn't hurt either.
With that thought you get up and start to head over to them, but your sudden movement causes Fluttershy to squeak in surprise. But she quickly catches up along with your two escorts.
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Yes and by the power of cartoon logic this has to work out for me somehow . Or it could go the same old route where the universe picks on Skeletor. Pondering for a moment you recall you had a different name at some point before you came here.
I wasn't always called Skeletor right? No that's impossible my name’s always been Skeletor. You gain a worried look as your thoughts start to go deeper and deeper,
I..I can't remember what I was doing before I got here! Wait no I was...I was playing video games! Yeah and my name was...it is...Then as soon as the strange feeling had come it was gone.
What was I thinking about again?...Eh probably nothing.
With that thought you continue to walk towards the drake and pony, oblivious to the fact that they are farther than before and Fluttershy has a worried look.
However just as your about to reach them, Spike gets dragged off by Hasbro's first poor representation of male kids, Snips and Snails. Your eyes widen at this as you begin to remember what episode is next, or rather what one you’re in.
Crap, it's Boast Busters! Why is this one happening so soon? Griffon the Brush Off was just yesterday! Gah, think about timeline later, what happens in this episode agai-OH HELL!
Your eyes widen in panic and fear, to which Fluttershy notices. But you don't care as only one thought is on your mind,
URSA MINOR!!!!
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Looks like Skell's first real threat is coming up, I wonder if you'll survive or not?
Man I haven't posted a chap early in forever! I guess this chapter being short helped in that department.
Anyway, last episodes question answers were interesting. Kazuma with the classic anime trope, and Sunbro with a...interesting non-movir entry. Honestly more of a slapstick, like that one movie where the guy had his uh...little guy stuck in his zipper. Forgot what movie it was called.
Oh and Greatness, you wanna make something canon, you gotta work hard for it. After all if I just made it so where would the fun be? 
This episode's question is...
What is the scariest monster in the mlp universe?
For a show meant for girls there sure are a lot of scary and deadly creatures in it. But I wonder, which one is the scariest of them all?
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Pre neon changelings kinda are scary if you really thank about it replacing some one and you may never know .
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Get the aid of flutter butter and find twilight and have a "Vision " about snips and snails bothering the Ursa Minor and about The well dressed street magic unicorn Trixie , as well how Twilight and her friends will lead to danger and have her read up on the star bear just in case something happens .
Then Zoidburg out of the library and go to find Trixie and maybe help her show be better or something .
Not sure what is the scariest monster is, they're all pretty scary.
You panic as you grab your notepad and try and make up a timeline of events for this episode but make sure to time in a 'vision' that will help corroborate your knowledge and information of which you proceed to do and show to Fluttershy.
Her reaction is of confusion and then shock and now horror at what may happen.
Ok, i reformed Glynda, er i mean Gilda. Where did that come from? Anyway, now i need to think of how to do the same to Trixie. But first, as i remember, those two idiots are gonna hear Trixies story and have Trixie face off against what they think to be an Ursa Major at the time.
All right, you have 2 options here. Both involve trying to distract the pony versions of tweedle dee and tweedle dum over there. First, try to either keep them from hearing Trixies story there, and if that fails, just try and use your 'psychic' powers to warn Spike what they are about to do, and hopefully, he will find a way to stop them. Hopefully you could think of a way to reform Trixie by than.
With the aid of Fluttershys kindness! Her cute, huggable, adorable, whoops, stay on track Skelly! Focus!!
Think of me later? Think of ME later!? Pudgy Skeletor, I'll make you think of me now! I don't care how hard you try to change me or how hard you try not to change me! I'm like an ex-lover, in the end I'll find a way to screw you!
Anyway, for scariest monster I'll give the award to the Cockatrice. Simply making eye contact will basically kill you. Or it doesn't and you get cured but you have no clue how much time has passed and for all you know everyone you know and love is dead. Though I believe the Tatzlwurm would make a better movie monster based on it's looks. Think of it! You could shoot the movie in Appleloosa, get like 3 Tatzlwurms and make it a corny survival horror flick. Hmm, I think a good name would be Tremors.
Oh also Pinkie's Great Great Grandmother Loki is wondering if she will come visit for poker night. Since you can't speak, just keep poking Pinkie, I'm sure she will understand the message... eventually... maybe.
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Not to mention there basically a succubus that feed on your
soullove.Scariest mlp monster hmmm? I'm gonna have to go with the parasprites on this one. Why? Because not only do they reproduce at a rapid rate, they can potentially cause a massive famine by eating everything, and practically ate an entire town within a day. If it wasn't for Pinkie, there would be no Ponyville.
That or the Ursa Major, which is just a really freaking big bear.
You quickly make your way, following Snips and Snails. As you reach the town square, you see that the show has already started. You hear the last bits of Trixie challenging the residents to see if they can outperform her.
Craaaaap you moan, I'm too late to stop the Ursa Major fib. I need to try to stop this before it gets too far.
"What in Celestia is that?!" You hear Trixie call out. She seems to have seen you and is rather surprised.
You prepare to write a response when Twilight answers, "This is Skeletor, he's a human who can't talk."
"Oh," Trixie gives you a quick one over, "Well then, Skeletor. The Great and Powerful Trixie has chosen you to be her first challenger."
Ah. I remember why I don't like Trixie now. seeing as you have no choice, you make your way up to the stage. Facing the crowd, you do the first thing that comes to mind.
Making some mysterious movements and gestures, you proceed to do the old detaching thumb trick.
Behold my magical pow-
"It can detach parts of its body?!" You hear one of the ponies scream. This causes the rest of the crowd to either faint or look at you in awe.
Oh, I forgot that ponies can be really gullible. You decide to go off with a finale and show off your beat boxing and breakdancing, doing it with the usual success you have.
As you finish, you give Trixie a smug look as she seems completely baffled at what just happened. Try to top that you little show off.
Ultimately you realize that trying to change something as drastic as stopping the Ursa Minor would derail the moral that Twilight learns. Maybe there could be a way to keep Trixie around afterwards, but for now the best solution for you is to find a place to hide for when that Kaiju shows up. Pinkie's party basement seems like the most safe location.
Also, when it shows up, it will be the perfect moment to loot. Perhaps you can pilfer some socks from Carousal Boutique, or even have a chance to get the Havoc Staff and hide it from Twilight.
You have a "vision" and rush over to Twilight as soon as possible. Once you've gotten to her you show her a drawing of a bear with a constaltion in it to warn her of the Ursa Minor. She looks at and fixes the star placement, then proceeds to give you a lecture on constellations.
You cut your loses and rush over to Rarity to warn her about the whole green mane thing. Might as well rack up some free clothes points.
The most obvious solution is to have a beat boxing contest with Trixie to show off your skills and take her down a peg. Maybe, if you get lucky(Or unlucky) , Snips and Snails will follow you around instead of her.
Fair enough. :) As for the scariest monster...well, does Demonic Sunset Shimmer count? That transformation was freaky as all hell, and what she looks like after is so unlike her normal appearance that it makes her look...well, demonic! I think the wooden Wolf creatures are freaky. And of course, King Sombra.
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She does. In a fanatical display of stage magic, she uses her magic to simultaneously do the Quintessential Card Trick (is this your card?), juggle three magi-tech Chainsaws, and do a crossword puzzle where she only needed help with one question.
And for some reason, you muse, it was 5-Across. "A crystal that can take the form of quite a few colors, but usually appears blue." Stupid sapphires...
"Voila!" Trixie yells, "Mere child's play. Not even the hairless ape can top my awesome power!"
Sometime after the show, you see Snips and Snails sneak away.
Oh no you don't! I swear on Skeletor's name...my name...what's going on?
In your vague existential crisis, you've let them get away, so you take chase into the Everfree Forest. It reminds you of home, in a way. Crisp trees, cool air. It takes a load off your mind. And yet, it's as if it were Jamais Vu: you know for a fact this has happened, that this reminds you of something, but it feels brand new, as if it were impossible to tell whether or not you truly experienced it.
T-This whole thing is weird. Let me get Snips and Snails and I can-
You are interrupted by a large growl coming from in front of you, and thus you do the one plan you know you can count on: A technique passed down one of the most badass lineages of all time...
...Run as fast as you possible can away from the Ursa Minor!
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Skeletor starts dancing away after Trixie is kinda stunned and grabs another empty cup taking the most of crowd Trixie had as they toss some bits in got you as you dance like the good part of your dream before He man went all psycho on you .
- Back to Trixie -
Trixie comes back to reality and sees her crowd is now gone she grinds her teeth "oh Skeletor you have no idea how the great and powerful Trixie will repay you for stealing Trixie's crowd" Trixie starts to laugh thanking of her plan only to be stopped by a tapping from the like 3 or 4 ponies that did not follow Skeletor .
- back to Skeletor-
This might bite you in the butt thanking how you might become Trixie rival instead of twilight, but your busy wowing the masses of pony ville as you quote unquote remove your thumb again as you see one of the stallions pass out from this .
Applaud during trixie's performance, and try to stop the elements from ending a poor performer's career. If that doesn't stop snips and snails, kill the children to prevent the destruction of the town!
Let the story play out. No one was badly hurt (and no one actually likes Trixie), so leave it alone. Though, keep Fluttershy close by in case of things going off the rails. Baby animals love Flutters after all.
After the problem is taken care of, you sigh in relief as Trixie runs away. But then you feel like you forgot something. You swear you hear glass shattering as you remember what it is.
Crap! If I didn't change this episode enough it's probable that Trixie will still go after the Alicorn Amulet for revenge! But then again, if she comes back and I already have the Havoc Staff back, she will be no match for the great Skelletor! Nyeh heh heh!
You then take another look at the retreating showmare.
...Uh, I better not take any chances though. Not that I am scared or something, I am Skelletor! I am just... Concerned about what could happen to my pink party pony! Yeah, that.
You then remember that you can't covey your thoughts to anyone and facepalm, before taking off in the direction of the showmare. Your escorts notice this and rush after you.
"Hey, where are you going!" You hear the guard with a name that is probably related to wood say.
"Yeah, come back! You have to stay in the presence of at least one of the element bearers!" You hear the guard in your He-man list finish. She sounds annoyed. But you didn't care, you had something really important to prevent.
Question is how I'm going to do that. Hopefully, I'll think of something on the way, that's how it works in movies when the main character needs a plan quickly, I hope the same rule applies to magical pony lands.
If the Ursa comes to town, try to tame it as your loyal pet for battle against He-Man.
When in doubt, get hit in the nards with a random object.
Also, when Trixie's performance is going down, Rainbow getting humiliated by Trixie will cause Gilda to want to retaliate, but you give her a quick ear scratch which makes her stiffen up, before eyeing you with a frown.
Don't worry, I got this, you wave her off.
Well since it is a baby bear... well calling on mommy is not a good idea.
So how about you try to make it go to sleep?
Were back in business boys!
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Find some nearby beehives.
Convenient. you think as you grab two of them and the bees start stinging you.
OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH! WHY DIDN'T I PREDICT A COMEDIC PRICE FOR THIS CONVENIENCE?! WHHHHHHHHY!!?! you mentally scream as you run around with a beehive in each hand.
"Just drop the beehives!" one of your escorts scream, but suddenly you see the Ursa and get the strength to ignore their stings,
NO! Now's not the time for Nicholas Cage impressions! Now's the time to gain an awesome steed to destroy the accursed He-Man with!
With that you start ignoring the bees and pleas from ponies to turn back as you confidentally stride towards the giant star-bear with a beehive in each hand.
This Ursa's just a cranky baby right? Then all I need to do is feed him what all bears love most; HONEY!
With that thought you rear back your hand and throw the beehive as hard as you can, the hive goes flying and manages to land on the Ursa's tongue. The Ursa pulls back its tongue in shock only to start chewing. Soon it's anger and shock is replaced with joy and after swallowing, starts looking around excitedly for where that delicious treat came from.
OVER HERE! You mentally yell as you jump up and down waving the beehive above your head.
"What the hay is he doing?!" [insert pony name] exclaims as the Ursa comes closer.
"Has he lost his mind!?!" anotehr says as you hold the beehive above your head, your grin growing with every step closer the behemoth bear takes,
YES! YES! COME TO ME MY FUTURE-AWESOME STEED!
The Ursa stops in front of you, takes a curious sniff, then takes the beehive off your hands in one lick. As the Ursa chews, you take the opportunity to quickly climb up it's leg and mount the back of it's neck like it was a warhorse.
"Is he... taming that Ursa?!" [insert pony name] exclaims in shock.
"Okay... That's bucking awesome." Gilda and Rainbow Dash both say, jaws dropping.
MWAHAHAHAHA! The first part of my army has been acquired! I shall call you Fluffy-McDoomy and together we shall finally conquer Castle Greyskull!
With a crazed smile on your face, you victoriously raise your fists in the air atop your mighty steed... only for said "steed" to think you have more honey in your hands so he stands on his hind legs. This would be adorable... except for 3 things;
1. It's a giant bear
2. It's still a baby and has the coordination of one
3. You're currently on it's back.
As the behemoth falls on its back sending all it's massive size crushing down on you, one last thought goes through your mind before it all goes black*
CURSE YOU HE-MAN!!!-*THUD*
*From unconsciousness of course. I'm not ending this story early.
Scariest monster in MLP? Hmm that's a toughie but if I'm gonna be honest I'd have to go with King Sombra for the terrifying wails he made as a shadow demon or Queen Chrysalis for her being... well you know, that scene where she's doing the poltergeist and turns her head upside down and body around
it was just gah! Horrific! Also I found something you all may want to see. Never did trust photographers.
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If Skeletor does get hit in the nards, he should say, Gah! My one weakness! My balls! How did they know?
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Any way on with the show!
"Crap if the Ursa minor runs amok it could kill some pony. I mean me being here might also affect the timeline in a bad way. I may try to be skelator, but I don't want to hurt anyone! Hmm, if I find snips and snails after trixie's show I can get my escorts to stop them and intervene!" With determination in your heart you proceed to go to Trixie's performance only to be challenged on stage 8408359