Spike is a friendly dragon, respected in his community and seen as productive member of society. However, that is all called into question after running across a mare who appeared to need some help. Accusations fly and a trial is set.
Will Spike be convicted of the accused crimes, or will his underwhelming attorney be able to turn the court to his favor? Read to find out the truth and make a judgement for yourself!
Written for the first Barcast Writing Competion: Spike Must Suffer
Prereaders: Jack of a Few Trades, NickyDs
Editor: ChappedPenguinLips
Chapters (1)
My brain is full of wat
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That’s the way I like it, broski.
The part at the end killed me xD
While I do agree with SJWs on certain things (as in, things need to change and there are major social issues that need to be tackled)...my gosh, is Berry exaggerating gender politics!
This is why I go on blogs that have peaceful discourse that genuinely aims to educate people rather than hang them out for making the tiniest “wrongdoings.”
I loled, I cringed, I hated it and I loved it
*clicks upvote*
I feel like this completely missed the mark.
Downvoted. Sorry bby.
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It's okay. Much love.
I love this as much as I HATE this
...
Thank you
8217825
My thoughts exactly. It's terrible in the best possible way.
... What the hell?
I wondered when you would try your hands at a troll type story again.
The name of this story reminded me of this
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Yeah, it was high time to write something for the sake of just blowing off some steam again. How you been?
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busy. Truck’s been having more trouble lately and work 10 hours a day four and soon, five days a week
8217907
I know the feel, man. I’m on vacation right now, but my usual schedule is 50 plus hours a week. Glad to hear you’re hanging in there, though.
So bad it's good *clicks upvote and favorite*
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Thanks a bunch, man!
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Not a problem them SJW’s need a brain recheck
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Just barely, but somehow. It gives me a better chance to get stuff done and makes it go better, but I’m there from 10-8:30 wanting to just go home and relax
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Everyone’s entitled to an opinion, but I just wanted to write something for fun where I didn’t have to think too hard, lol.
As the standing president of my community college’s ‘Genders & Sexualities Alliance’, I approve of this message.
WHAT THE F-”brain explodes”. Okay, good story, funny ending. I'm kinda hoping for a alternate ending if you can. Other than that, the story was in my opinion , really good.
I am pleased that this is the first story entered into the contest. Excited to read over it!
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It was not easy to write Spike in anything but the undeservedly bright light I usually cast him in, but I made an exception. Also, we’re allowed two entries, right? Because I want to try my hand at a more serious topic story as well. I just needed to get my feet wet with this one.
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Yes you are. Please do.
... What.
Hmmmmmmmm....
In my heart, I will ship BerryXSpike.
She obviously had fantasized all that jazz.
A feminist Muslim genderqueer SJW professor and antifa was teaching a class on gender studies.
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Hillary Clinton and accept that she is the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than knighty from fimfiction.net!”
At this moment a rational, logical, egalitarian internet debate champion who had over 30,000 comment karma and understood the necessity of unfettered free speech and fully opposed all Tumblr posts stood up and held up a picture of a homeless man.
"How privileged is this man?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite Cultural Marxistly and smugly replied, "Maximally, you misogynistic racist." (He could not call her heckler stupid, because that would be ableist.)
"Wrong. If this man is privileged, why is he homeless?"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and laptop onto which an episode of Dear White People was loaded. She stormed out of the room crying his feminist tears. The same tears feminists cry for "rape victims" (who today live in such luxury that most are not immediately beheaded for adultery) when they jealously try and claw freedoms away from innocent men for literally no reason.
The students applauded and all declared themselves classical liberals and accepted Sargon of Akkad as their lord and saviour. A red-and-black alicorn OC named "Rational Logician" cantered into the room and sat next to a Gadsen flag, shedding a single tear. Socrates himself showed up and liberated the SJW-infested university with the power of asking a bunch of annoying questions. (He died for this shit, you know.)
The professor lost her tenure and was fired the next day. He fell victim to the the SJW plague autism and was tossed into cringe compilations for all eternity.
MAGA
PS: suspend social justice courses
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I don't get it also the title is a quote from sandlot when Benny the jet Rodriguez was talking to Babe Ruth the great Bambino
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One of the greatest movies ever made.
Yes definitely
twas an honor to preread
This hurt to read.
Fristly whut? Secondly, while interesting and somewhat a comedy it's Monday painful to read when you have a good idea of who spoke tends to be.
And lastly, why a spike must suffer as a topic? Random pick from a hat or purposely hard subject?
You screwed Spike!
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it pained me, but I had to. Rules of the contest.
Uh, wouldn’t Equestria be a Matriarchy? Eh, who cares, this is hilarious.
Also, have some amazing sorta-fitting music:
And before his sentence was carried out, he showed them why it's really good to be a dragon an managed to burn down most of Ponyville.
<_< >_>
Well, at least I feel a bit better now, anyway...
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A humorous topic that doesn't require you to think too hard? Social justice CERTAINLY meets those requirements.
Berry Punch was found with flourishes and bows tightly tied around her neck and hooves sewn to an old apple tree covered in confetti and streamers her body pummeled from the forces of a sonic rainboom, her eyes pecked out by a murder of crows and an empty soda bottle stuffed you know where. A $50,000 bit reward is offered to find the ones who did this... No witnesses have come forward.
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Spike's Bail has been paid off mysteriously...whoever di all this wanted to leave a warning...Don't Mess With Spike!
Hey...hey... Spike and Trixie are stuck in a hole together.
Hello!
I have reviewed your story as part of the Reviewer Cafe! As always, I thank you for the time, effort, and hard work you have put into the creation of this narrative, and I hope you find my review to be helpful.
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/211585/reviewers-cafe/thread/308771/reviews?page=8#comment/6290375
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So, I'm actually shocked this story got accepted. Let me tell you the story behind this fic.
It was my first story on this site after over a year of inactivity. It was for a contest about making Spike suffer. Be that as it may, Spike is my favorite character, so I had to make it a bit satirical. Even more, though, the favorite characters of the people hosting the contest were, you guessed it, Cadance and Berry Punch, so I had to call them out.
I also wrote another fic for the contest, I'm Lost Without You, that actually won the whole thing. I would submit it, but it was already accepted like four months ago.
I'm just really happy that you like this story, because as you can see, quite a few people didn't.
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Indeed. I'm shocked that I accepted it too. But, I mean, it worked for me. I saw where you were going, and I thought you executed the satirical concept you were going for well. I totally understand why some people would hate stories like this. "None of this makes any sense, no one would ever belittle Spike like this." or "The grounds for his arrest make no sense."
But the underlying premise you provided was a huge exaggeration of events that certain individuals do in real life, which blow certain things completely out of proportion. Given the extreme circumstance you provided, and fleshing out the narrative's prose with a comedic overtone and well placed jokes, and this is what is rendered. And isn't that the point of a satire?
I, for one, will not reject a satirical narrative solely on the grounds that the situation is entirely inane, as I view it as a legitimate and sound storytelling technique. My friend, I'd say you earned the acceptance.