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"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Roselucky Seven; Want to support me?


This story is a sequel to Cuddle-Your-Own-Celestia

You are a royal night guard in Canterlot. You were just promoted and given a new post, which has been really nice. However, you do have a teeny, tiny little problem:

You have a massive crush on the alluring Princess of the Night...And you're going to have to do something about it!

In this Choose-Your-Own-Adventure story, you make the decisions, you are responsible for the consequences, and many possible storylines await! This is the spiritual successor to Cuddle-Your-Own-Celestia.

EDIT: Featured 5/30/17- Thanks so much, everypony!
EDIT: Edited and reposted May 2018. Toned down suggestive content to reduce personal shame (rereading it made me physically cringe several times)- story moved from about a 16+ story to a 12+ one.

Chapters (59)
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Comments ( 292 )

I'll be honest here. My first attempt involved staring at her rump and admitting it, which got me the bad ending. Then I backtracked and dodged the question and got myself here. I'm going to try and find the other endings later, when I have more time to read.

Oooh! I got here on my first try, very nicely done! Making the chapter numbers into links has certainly helped with ease of reading/following the path.

I literally have no idea how I found this story.

I got a Great Ending the first time.

Also Luna is such a pretty pony.

Stretch the truth? I thought he was enjoying being at that post?

I seriously hope I made the right choice here. :twilightoops:

Got to this on my first try! πŸ˜ƒ

Its litty fam πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

I got the good ending the first time. Glad I found my way to the Perfect here.

Though... not really sure what the difference is between the positive endings. You end up with Luna, so whats the difference.

Perfect ending on the fourth try. Wish it had been the first, but one choice made the difference on my last attempt. Still happy I found this.

Umm, I'm not quite sure how I ended up here... Heheh...

perfect endingfirst try! love this type of writing and the way it progressed was very nice!
i'll be a bit more devious the next time around and see what i get :)

Oh, what do we have here? πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

I can't just tell her "no" and leave it be? Both of these choices seem a little extreme...

YES! First try!!!

She's just not going to let this go, is she?

Why did I do that...:fluttercry:

8198921 yeah same here. I don't wanna kiss her back but I don't want to sue her either

Ooh, this'll be fun! :rainbowkiss: Let's see where my route will take me.

Looking good so far...

I thought he likes his post. :twilightsheepish: I guess I can understand - it's probably a bit boring standing outside Luna's chambers for the whole day.

Yayz, I made what looks like a good choice!

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Ha Savage πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Kinda don't like being whipped like that but it's luna so it's okay.

Perfect ending 1st time, Gotta love me some luna. Great story overall once again. I hope you try to do one for twilight as well, and if you ever felt like it maybe the rest of the mane 6. I can see these types of stories becoming slightly bigger now.

As always, I think I'll just be me. I always seem to come out okay in these.

Best ending.

Great story as always! Since you asked, I'd love to see a CYOA with any of the Mane 6!

If you wish to sue Princess Luna for sexual harassment, proceed to Chapter 46.


Huh. Good ending, first try. Awesome.

8198935 Because we are monsters that's why.

34? You bastard I see what you did there...


Yay about 60 whole chapters of this?

You're amazing!

Edit: got to this end organically. HOT

I was here for the memes!!

Hmm, both chapter 1 and 2 take you to chapter 3...

Edit: deleted comment.

So looks like both 4 and 5 bring you here...

I think this is the first real choice we'll be able to make. Important chapter here folks...

If you wish to sue Princess Luna for sexual harassment, proceed to Chapter 46.

0-100 real quick

recurring nightmare

I wonder if that's a coincidence...

Also, this is probably the best way to hide a secret ending; make it the meanest ending possible.

Chapter 22 is the same as if you had agreed the first time, just in case anyone is wondering.

When you've chosen one path, you'll IMMEDIATELY want to come back and choose the other, trust me on this.

Wow, that one was harder to get than the Celestia one. Good show, that was entertaining.

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