Highly amusing! And you're right, a pleasant relief from the news of late. I know a few bods who had relatives at the arena (though fortunately they were all alright) - it's a good reminder that, even though we're away from the capital, we cannot let our guard down.

8187849 Thanks, and I totally agree.

As soon as I saw the title, I immediately thought of this:
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=jINWZrg5yl8
FimFiction won't let me do the "add YouTube video" thing.

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FimFiction won't let me do the "add YouTube video" thing.

FimFiction's YouTube tag can't handle mobile-friendly URLs. You're going to have to find the video using an actual computer, and copy/paste the full link into the YouTube tag popup (no URL shorteners of any kind).

Knighty really needs to do something about that. FimFic can't afford to be behind the times.

8188079 or remove the m. Part and put in www. instead. Works for me all the time.

Despite this being yet another "Not what it sounds like" comedy, I couldn't stop laughing. But the bit about the service offering stuff to colts and fillies should've been Spike's first clue that he was on a different page compared to Starlight and Twilight.

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8188010 It can, just remove the m

lol very funny

Twilight burning a book?

0/10 unimmersive, thumbs up, and favorited.

It's mature-rated?
I don't think this was enough to be rated M. Anyways...
I had a good laugh.

8192215 I don't wanna take no chances. Thanks for commenting though, and glad you enjoyed it.

Oh kay. Gonna sleep with the lights on. I need an adult.

I don't no wat the purpose of life is

I love this kind of jokes.

Hope Starlight gets reimbursed for that joke book. xDD

Most excellent,

8232065 If she gets reimbursed for the book she might buy a replacement

Genius...

I wanna see that discussion between Spike and Starlight... lel

Probably could have made a few more innuendos if it had been a water pick.