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Locky


wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I find this absolutely hilarious for some reason.

Bah-hahahahaha! That was great. Oh, poor Twiggles. You're an ass, Locky. A horrible person, as well. :rainbowlaugh:

ayyy I tried.
I'll surely make a sequel someday, because it was fun to write.

What did the fourth wall ever do to you? :raritycry:

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Thanks bb

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Hey she started it. You don't stop a man from jacking off.

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It wasn't tall enough. It needed to be ten feet taller

JackRipper
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Quite the improvement over your last story. :twilightsmile:

Maybe you'll be able to write actual stories soon! :scootangel: sarcasm

But before your mind can count the pros and cons of your newfound form of cutting-edge autism, your screen gets turned off.

Autism isn't a form of insanity you insensitive twit. :twilightangry2:

Other than that, I guess the story was pretty decent.

Locky #8 · May 10th, 2017 · · 3 ·

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Wow dude, are you actually saying that people with Tulpas are insane?
That's harsh man.

Also, I'm not being insensitive, I'm being a comedian.
But thanks

way to not satisfy book horse man, very inconsiderate.

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Oh, you're right, I actually didn't emphasize on it as much as I thought.
Because that was the main idea behind that fic.
To get her all hot and bothered, get your way and gtfo.
I'll look into it for the sequel.

Wait, what? :rainbowlaugh:
That was quite amusing. Tsundere Twi pretending, at least from the start, she didn't like it. I think that this Anon would flip his shit if he found out it wasn't just his brain going derp.

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Who knows what's going to happen!
jk, I know

8153390 You know what's going to happen? Are you a wizard? :pinkiegasp:

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Why, yes. I'm even going to give you a teaser for the next episode; Anon's going to groan and facepalm when he'll see his monitor covered in his dried cum, but then, something will happen!

8153422 Does he accidentally cover his face in his own jizz?

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Also, I'm not being insensitive, I'm being a comedian.
But thanks

Dude, are you Bo Burnham in disguise?

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Eh... no. It's not accidental, I mean
And I have literally never heard of your guy, sorry bb.
Then again, I don't remember when was the last time I watched a one man show.

8153505 Yikes. (About the whole 'sequel thing', I mean)

Oh god, I hope its not true lol

.....well this was.....enlightening

Yeah enlightening that perfectly describes how I fell about this

As someone who can tell you from experience what it is like to be crazy yeah that whole situation does give you the feeling of being insane

But it still ain't comparable to what drove me into my tiny bout of insanity

If you are wondering yes I am indeed fully sane again

I thank the higher powers above that my sanity came back before they handed me over to my sister

Her idea for a cure involve her slapping me with a dildo.....And then using it on me

8153422 the monitor will short circuit because the liquid ran down and got into the screen's circuitry? Wait, it's dry. Durrrrrrrrr.
Anyway, that gonna be a separate story or a next chapter?

So do you have a Tulpa? Or are you trying to get one? I'm trying to get one. If you have some tips care to share?

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A-are you okay Anon? It's okay, everything will be okay.

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Well, it was going to be a separate one.
But since you need 2500 words to get featured (from what I saw)...
Yeah.

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No, I don't. I'm sure it'd be fun, but it would be just too much work to become insane.

8154348 WHO ARE YOU CALLING ANON!

I am the great and powerful Toneri!

For such an offense I will now proceed to drop you're own moon on you!

....hehe lol jokes aside yes I'm definitely fine

Though the events of last year and it's....devastating conclusion during December all the way to early January....left me and everyone else in my family in an unfathomable amount of depression

Though we're fine my mom and my sisters can't help themselves and start crying whenever they remember....And eventually dad gets sucked in too and cries along side them

Well he either cries or tries and get wasted with beer

Not me though

Gotta love my somewhat minor case apathy for that

It allowed me to be the strong one in the family for once and resulted in me being the one calm my mother and sisters down and having to keep an eye on my Dad As he and his brothers tried their best to get wasted

And it wasn't like being depressed was anything new to me so I either got over it quickly or just acted on it while I was by myself

8153989 ....thanks?....I guess?

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I'm sorry m8, but everyone here is an Anon to me.
Except maybe a handful of writers I really look up to.
But it's okay Anon, Trump won't be as bad as the medias says, don't listen to them. Everything will be fine, you just have to work for it.

8154501 I really couldn't care even less about the whole trump situation

My problem was family related....And hospital related too...scratch that the problem is already buried six feet under

The depression that I was supposed to feel back then is just kicking in now

But enough of this pointless rabble focus less on me and more on a sequel to this story

Judging by that supposed trailer you gave that other guy I think the next one would involve Twilight literally phasing through the screen to either give him lip service....or lower lip service

This was hilarious!!!!! Awesomely hilarious!!! :rainbowlaugh: great job!

Audimat?

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Wow, I always thought it was an English word! Heh, the more you know.
It's the audience rating.

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Yeah, all I got back from Google was French

Ten outta ten

Would fap again

cutting-edge autism

:rainbowlaugh: that's where I lost it

Huh, why did I get featured now?
I thought I didn't put in enough words, but I somehow get featured now, 24h later?
The FB is such a mystery.

SEQUEL

PLEASE

a sequel would be kinda cool.. would read it that is for sure :)

did purple smart die? (since the power was cut, sooo)

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What are you expecting from a sequel? Comedy? Smut? Both?

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Oh no, I'd never kill purplesmart.
Sci-twi maybe, but she deserves it for cucking me with that fgt.

8156236 I would appreciate a little of both. This was a good story.

8156236 both is good.. either way is really good.

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One of these is coming right up, whenever I decide on an ending I'm happy with.
And thanks, feels good to know so many people liked this little thing.
It really just started as another loud shitpost.

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Aight, I'll see what I can cook up.

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What if you wrote a couple alternate endings? One could be more comedy, one more smut, and maybe another with a good mix?

8156395 thank you kindly :)

That was funny.

What got me was Twi (and crew) was actually "working" in the GIFs and redoing their episodes. Its one kind of mindfuck when you think the characters are aware and acting in all of their depiction that a "user" see or make.

Like, their entire society exist to do just that?

And they also see the user at the same time too.

This is interesting and kinda scary.

Yes! Very entertaining stuff. :rainbowlaugh:

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I have to agree. This was a great, short story. But if the characters could actually see the viewer or rather us the whole time we were watching or looking at pics of them, it'd be scary but also...pretty cool when you think about it.

>believes he's dead
>"I've got work in the morning"

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I'll do that if I'm really inspired. Because it would take a while otherwise and I have tooooo much stuff to write.

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I found my old 'brony music' folder, that I didn't touch in years, and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ixvsV-ahI0 is one of my favourite songs.
I've had these '4th wall breaking' ideas for a while now too. It's kind of funny now that I think about it, this is what happened;
Bendy's 'Being shipped' > makes me think about the 'they know we watch them' headcanon > Toymaker's creation trapped inside a crystal ball > and then an Anon posted this image
So, yeah, it was a series of improbable events that lead me to write this.

Also I didn't dig too deep into 'this' specific headcanon, but here's what I was thinking of; 'every screen is an entire dimension' and they live and work in there, so there's actually as many Twilight as there are screens showing her. Or at least, looking at her. Maybe we could go the Toy story route and make them do whatever they want when nobody watches.
That could be funny too now that I think about it. I'm not going to write that tho.

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Huh, now that I think about it you're right. Then again, I didn't really think the whole thing through, it's just a silly little fic.
At first I was going with 'Anon is horny, gets off, then is too tired to care about the situation and go to bed'. Added the job line right before posting the story here.

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I'm a big fan of Bendy, because we actually share the same humor, or something along those lines.
And write so well is giving me far too much credit.
Tbh I have no idea what I'm doing, and I feel like I'm ten times better at writing now than I was two weeks ago.
Also, I write smut. People love that, that's why I get featured.

That's it. You finally did it. You got yourself your own Tulpa.

No. No please I already have two of those. I do not need another one.

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