Been away for a while. Figured I'd give writing for this fandom a shot.
H-883 never liked his job in the droid army but is going to Equestria any better?
Featured! 8/4/17
I would just like to credit my pals
Deeed22 Who has provided some ideas and quality control (mostly making sure I dont post anything too cringy)
Traintrackstonowhere Who has provided much moral support.
And Admari just because he helped me get started writing in the first place! Thanks all!
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No offense, but I found the droid posing like one of your french girls to be far more interesting.
8147518
Yeah I'm not all that great at comedy. This was more of a writing exercise than anything. Still, thanks for checking it out.
8146973
Yeah I'm with you on that one. I tended to find them more adorable than frightening tbh. Anyway thanks for checking out the story.
Oh. Well that happened. I get this is supposed to be comedic, but it could use some work.
So no chance of a continuation?
8148544
Yeah sorry about that. I'm not really that good of a comedian.
8149490
Hmm I dunno, do you want one? Maybe if a couple of you want it to keep going I'll do so.
8149668
It's marked as incomplete, I thought it was going to continue anyway?
8149700
I wasn't really sure if I wanted to or not so I left it marked as incomplete. I didn't think many people would even read this let alone want me to keep going.
Oh Chrissy... all the fails.
I would like to see one of the old battle droids finally get some peace in a slice of life continuation.
I´m just going to fave this because B1´s are hillarious. That and I love your writing.^^
8162098
Hey thanks possibly dead lady!
I'll warn you though if you read this it's more of an attempt to excersize my atrophied funny bone than anything.
People seem to like it though.
Dear Sir/Madam,
It is with great pleasure of mine to grant you the following message *clears throat*
"DEAR GOD PLEASE DO MORE THIS WAS AMAZING"
Thank you for reading and have a lovely week.
Sincerely, a random person from the internet
YAY THE STORY CONTINUES!
8162209
I am totaly fine with that.^^
8163583
LOL that gif
Also your name...
Both are funny...
Also Also thanks!
This story intrigues me, continue!
I was hoping for a more serious version of this story, but I guess this will do.
8166156
I would refer you to another Battle Droid story but the few I've found haven't been updated in quite a while sadly.
Don't worry though I have some things planned that aren't pure crack and should satisfy some of that craving.
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Wow, not a very good mercenary, giving himself away like that... not that anyone noticed.
Defenestration and bifurcation, eh? Must be a powerful electrical circuit.
Defenestration.
The act of throwing someone out of a window.
Bifurcation.
The division of something into two branches or parts.
8170698
"Must be a powerful electrical circuit."
Whaaaat nooooooooo, I don't know what your talking about.
8171036
Well considering it's now on fire AND shorting all the transformers...
Let's just say the not-robots-in-disguise are dead ten times over.
I think it's pretty funny! Though it does feel a bit rushed, no offense.
8172522
Well it started life as a one shot crack fic so yeah the pacing is pretty fast.
I love this. Especially the parental controls.
Not gonna lie, while this is incredibly fast paced and silly, (plus you used the same cover photo as I did!
) I'm finding this increasingly entertaining.
Please continue.
8180186
Hey thanks a bunch, glad you're enjoying it.
Been meaning to read your fic btw, just haven't quite gotten around to it yet.
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8180309
oh thank you, I've been meaning to update it. I should hopefuly have the next chapter out in a few days!
Okay, first b-1 Droid I've seen brave enough to punch a 'Jedi'.
8180404
Ok not a Jedi and the droid isn't the one doing the punching but...
8180451 Main difference is, the one who did the punching succeeded in your story.
8180451
He tried his gosh darn hardest though and isn't that all that really matters
8181403 But even though he tried so hard to get so far, in the end it didn't even matter.
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8187578
My life is a joke...
Conflicting directives 513. Duplicate.
8189196
Thanks, didn't catch that.
I'm glad you extended this.
8189266
Well thanks a lot!
People seem to really like this idea so I'll keep it up.
WHY IS IT SO short?
8189585
Hey it keeps you coming back doesn't it?
I never thought I find it so delicous to see a battle droid going through an existencial crisis.
8190070
Poor fellow. Your misery is our entertainment!
Huh. This droid is reminding me of how I feel at family reunions. Whelp, time to write some code for the little buddy. Hope it'll help him cope.
Cracks knuckles
8190254
Now only if life worked that way...
Best first contact protocol ever.
I didn't even read yet and I'm already interested just by the fact of the Droids being my favorite of Star Wars.
8234000
Same here, the B1's in particular. In fact all the separatist droids were just awesome.
Anyway I hope you enjoy my sad attempt at comedy!