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I'm a giant ball of hate, alcoholism, and shipping.

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When Trixie and Starlight find the friendship map after Trixie misplaced it with her wayward teleportation spell, the two discover a horrible mistake that will haunt them for the rest of their lives. After all, there's a reason most ponies don't teleport big things around on a whim.

Good thing Starlight has a plan and the know how that can take care of the whole problem.

Prereading by: Majin Syeekoh and Rainedash

First Published
19th Apr 2017
Last Modified
19th Apr 2017
#1 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·

Pretty good. Loving how you wrote The Ditsy and Careless Trixie here.

#2 · 1w, 23h ago · · ·


Trixie's really come into her own as a character the last few seasons.

#3 · 1w, 22h ago · · ·

Comedy's hard. But you have the gift.

#4 · 1w, 22h ago · · ·


Unlike Starlight. :pinkiecrazy:

#5 · 1w, 21h ago · · ·


Thanks. It was a fun change of pace to write something dark and absurd for once.


Starlight's a bro tho.

#6 · 1w, 17h ago · 2 · ·

I now want a story with Trixie and Starlight as the most incompetent hitmen in history, yet still ending up getting away with everything.

#7 · 1w, 15h ago · · ·


That would be pretty entertaining. Starlight and Trixie suit up in tuxedos and fumble their way through an assassination attempt and miss getting caught by the skin of their teeth. I'd read it.

#8 · 6d, 16m ago · · ·

I guess it's true what they say. A real friend will help you move bodies. Or in this case get rid of a few witnesses and bury the evidence. Friendship problem solved!:pinkiecrazy:

#9 · 5d, 22h ago · · ·


That's how you know they're the best of friends.

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