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Pillows is a janitor working at the castle in Canterlot. Basically, his life sucks. The only thing he can look forward to is his Saturday lessons with "Silent Chuck". Both princesses are mean to him, his apartment is the worst, and the pony he loves is an exact opposite of him. He can only hope for the best after each grueling day of his life.
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Special thanks to:

Twilove on fimfiction/Meevee115 on DA for the amazing cover art!

Chapters (10)
Comments ( 76 )

I like this story already mostly because I've never thought to think about the crappy lives some ponies have to live with. But I don't see in which direction this story is going.

I Loved the Ninja part. I was expecting some type of janitorial work (Is that a word?) like a leak, but instead, you go with ninjas. Just like on Mad TV.

Anyway, I really enjoy the story, and I hope you post more.

Have my like and Favorite, oh, and this too.iambrony.jsmart.web.id/mlp/gif/132603980888s.gif?1327826490

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Thanks for the comment! And sorry if you're confused as to where this story is going. Pretty much every chapter will be a small daily 'adventure' of sorts that Pillows has to go on. That's at least what I'm planning right now.
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Thanks for the like and fav! I do plan on continuing this story. Also, please comment on my most recent blog post. I want to see what people think of that story.
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Advertising, are we?

heh, ninja infestation.

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I'm writing another chapter, so keep an eye out!

I was laughing so hard at the potato and candy cane fight, I even fell out of my chair.

now i know what i will be doing at work when its slow as molasses!

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With his Silent Chuck powers, of course! :D
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Thanks for the feedback! :D

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I hate cliff hangers, but I guess this one will be an exception, seeing as how this is a really good book.

under the coat is...........another coat!!!!

Well, you have succeeded with making a wonderful, unsappy love story.
Even if it is with my favorite pony.

Here, I've been holding this for a while, but I think you deserve it. weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/i-found-exactly-one-fuck-it-is-my-gift-to-you.jpg

This is officially the best slice of life fic I've read.

Oh ma gosh.
This is officially my most sucessful story.
When did we get 3 likes?:rainbowderp:
BIG THANKS TO EVERYONE!!!!!
:rainbowkiss:

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I took the time to read your story and most say it was satisfying. A good Random Slice-Of-Life fic with a nice (and so far) unsappy romance. I'll be looking to more updates, keep up the good work man :eeyup:

You... You made me actually feel something.

MOTHER OF NUMEROUS DEITIES THAT MAY OR MAY NOT EXIST! I HAVE ACTUALLY FELT A EMOTION!

You sir, deserve a cookie.

I hope its chocolate chip! :raritywink:

Good job sir! Here, have a Chicken :scootangel:

where in the hell do the ninjas keep coming from?!

A message to all fans of this story:
Please check out my latest blog post if you ignored it.
It's talking about a pretty much never ending story that will be like a sequel to this one.
I bet you want that. :D

Hey guys! Guess what? This story will be getting some custom cover art, made by Twilove!
Here's her Deviant Art and her page on fimfic.

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Cool story bro, but really it's good to see updates on this again. Welcome back :derpytongue2:

I have no idea what I just read....
but I'm laughing so I think it's good.

Nice job introducing the character. Also, I like the informal writing style. Moving on to next chapters now.

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Thanks! :pinkiesmile: Try telling that to Equestria Daily.... :twilightangry2:

That may have been the funniest pony on pony fight I've ever read. Well done.

Okay so... he works at Wheat Hut for two days... and makes enough to buy a house? How much did they pay him per hour, holy shit... In spite of my little hang-up about that, I enjoyed this chapter as well.

Aaw... little Pillows has a date with Octavia. I can't wait to read how that goes.

I do hope she ends up being able to go to his house. That would be pretty awesome.

Bahaha. You are awesome. Like, for serious.

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I actually do want that. For this one, I mean. Because this story is awesome.

He grabbed a ninja... with his teeth.

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This is why I love this story.

Are you every going to finish the story cause i finished it ages ago and am still waiting for the rest of the story :fluttercry: Plz finish

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Yes, I am going to finish it, as well as all of my other stories.
I meant to make a blog post about it, but I never got around to it.
Point blank, I've been busy IRL and on other sites, adding up to not much time on fimfiction.
But, I promise you that if I have time this weekend, a chapter shall be made!
-Freeze

Very funny and
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The cover art looks great! Hope to see some new updates soon!

For some reason, his voice comes out as a slightly deeper TF2 Scout voice in my head.
I dont know why.:applejackunsure:

The weaponized candy cane reminded me of a D&D story my DM once told me about. It was a x-mas themed session and there was an enchanted weapon that looked like a candy cane normally, but when licked, it would turn into a +2 longsword (or some sword like that)

I just read this from start to end in one go and loved it.
Its a fun read and I look foward to updates:pinkiehappy:

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Thanks! Updates probably won't be for a while, sadly, as I am working on getting a Futurama crossover out.

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What no updates?! This story de-

I am working on getting a Futurama crossover out

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*reads again*

I am working on getting a Futurama crossover out

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You know what? I think Im comfy without updates if it means I get Bender, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash pranking or scamming the SHIT out of everyone.
Proceed:moustache:

The very last chapter of Janitor. I wanted to wrap it up, so here we are! My, what an adventure this story has been for me, and it will always be one of my top five favorite stories I've ever written. I want to thank all you guys who supported this story, liked it, commented on it, favorited it, the whole schmoo. And we can always look forward to the beginning of a new story, one that I feel very confident in; the Futurama one. Anyway, I think that's all I can really say, so have fun reading! :rainbowkiss:

Good job with this story I hope you has as much fun writing it as I did reading it. I'm going to have to save this one to read again latter.:derpytongue2:

I enjoy your story good sir will there be a sequel?

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This was a fun fic that really seemed to have fun with itself (....not like that:ajbemused:) and thus made it fun to read
As sad as I am to see the janitor go:ajsleepy:, I am looking foward to a crossover with Futurama!:rainbowkiss:
TO GREATNESS!!

(fuel for that fire)

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