Shadow Rift, an amazing Pegasus, died in a battle with Discord. With everypony mourning his death, Celestial and Luna combined their powers to resurrect him. Resurrected, Shadow's memory eluded him. As a powerful Alicorn of the night, Shadow now embarks on an epic quest, slaying dragons and fighting his own demons, while banging a few mates every so often just for the hell of it.
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This is my third attempt at writing a story for my OC. If you don't give this story mass likes, I'll cry.
Chapters (1)
8066613
Yay! Someone noticed my talent for creating ert! And has more followers!
Fuck you!
Told you Shadow!
this is a great story keep it up
8066642
Pert 2 came soon...
A true literary masterpiece in every respect.
It's not that bad I think?
Disliking because you begged. Troll life, yo.
8066792
It's meant to be bad
8066804
I don't like hearing that. That's mean!!!
8066789
Indeed!
10/10 would kill myself again
8066910
Am I right?
8066932 I think -twitches sporadically- that I've found life -blood starts gushing out of mouth-
All hail God...
-eyes limp over to the side-
8067028
... I don't know what to make of it anymore
8067106 You weren't expecting someone commenting like I did? Funny...
8067110
I was honestly expecting a lot more dislikes, if anything. I know none of you can see it, but this story stands at a 4 to 3 ratio of likes to dislikes.
Yeah, maybe more of the dislikes would scream at the asshat who made this story to never write shitty things like this again.
8067112 This was fun! Does anybody have a gun? Or bleach, that works too! Hell, rope works too!
8067114
Rope is better...
8067121 ...Is that a new type of chocolate?
-sees edit-
Yeah... now it's proof that it totally was a typo.
8067130
It'd be a hell of a chocolate
8067175 Considering Shadow's making it, in which I say, it will be a 'hell' of a chocolate.
This is gonna be a fucking nightmare.
8067494
Hey! I said no mean comments! I have a point to prove!
8067547 I meant that in a joking kind of way. I'm sure this story, though unique in it presentation and appeal, won't be a complete nightmare and might actually accomplish something meaningful.
8067781
oh believe me, when I say it's my Magnum Opus of Shadow's career as an OC sorry character, I mean it. You won't regret your decision!
Fucking... run...
You call that cover art?
8070370
It's awesome, isn't it? Should be on the cover of every amazing story every made!
IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ME!!!
YES, MY GLORIOUS LITTLE CHICKEN, ROAST SLOWLY...!