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After a trip and tumble into a rather poorly fenced off interdimensional mirror, Cadance ends up on Earth with a human named Scott. And it seems she'll be stuck with him for a while, so they might as well pass the time.

Here's how they do it.

Thanks for the edits, Mugs.

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This is a super adorable story, I'm intrigued to see where it goes. It's got a simple premise but the dialogue is fun and though Cadance is a little out of character, considering the tags and such, I think it's more than fair and all in good fun. Definitely worth the read and the watch to see where it goes!

I have to say normally I am not a big fan of human in Equestria or vice versa stories, but this one seems very fun:pinkiehappy: Keep up the good work.

Don't take this too seriously. I'm not.


Well this looks like fun, the princess of love doesn't take star billing very often, she could really do with a bit of a vacation.

...I've seen that image before...can't quite remember where...

ohhhhh boy...

this is going to be a TRIP

The art is from NCMares
Here's the source

And it's the background on this music video
(here it's flipped tho)

Now this is an interesting start to a great read! Right into it and gets quite heated in such a blissful way! Certainly caught my attention the whole way through and kept the smile goin' non-stop! Hope ya didn't mind, but I made a reading on this hearty story!

Audio Linkyloo!: https://youtu.be/pUTwM_FmNK0

(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment!)

Fun, but I've always pictured Cadence... um, Cadance as more of a sherry kind of girl. Or wine coolers. Maybe margaritas.

Set 'em up and keep 'em coming.

Adorable, but why burn him and threaten him for screwing around with harmless jokes?

Of course it's Cadence.
Burn all heretics!

“Finish that and I pierce your testicles with a thousand crystal needles.”

I stopped, eyes widened and face pale.

I'd be afraid too if someone told me that.

Even more if it was a pastel-pink talking pony from another dimension.



TYSM for the kind words, and I hope not to disappoint!


I'm absolutely flattered you'd even consider reading something of mine. I'm so excited to see how it comes out considering how incredibly talented you are. I'll probably blog it if you don't mind.

You could swap out Cadence with Moondancer and it would still make perfect sense *and* probably be more in character. :rainbowderp:


Nah, I'm getting a sort of a "valley girl" attitude here, much more casual and off the clock than we usually see. Definitely not Moondancer.


I really enjoy the interactions between the two:twilightsmile:

“Because no one’s been it!” she barked.

"Because no one's been in it!"

“Ah, just like the people that live in the Nunavut territory.”

“Yeah, I don’t understand none of it either.”

Oh yes, there's a joke I've never heard before, Yukon guess how I feel about it.

I wouldn't mind that silly! After all, tis your great story! :D Thank you for making quite the enjoyable read for all of us!

That ending haha, love the pacing! Interested to see where this goes C:

“Hold on to what? I have hooves, dork!”


I just made it 100 likes, I feel like I contributed to something.

"I had everything I needed to wash a large dog, or in this case, a very small pastel pony. I had a shampoo bottle,, a sponge and a brush."
Why two commas?

Very nice comedy, I want to see where this goes.



Because it was 8am, and I was very tired haha. TY for pointing that out.

Moar! (If you don't mind, of course.)

This is the Cadance we deserve.

Hmm, I think I agree with Caddy on this one. What Black Magic created that abomination of a shower. 100% someone thought they were summoning a space ship from the aether.

How does your Sun and Moon move without such powerful magic?”

Gravitic clockwork. It's honestly amazing. There are circles bloody everywhere.

“Not even,” she said, sighing. “She’s the ‘ya talkin’ to me’ type of drunk that will challenge anyone to anything. The ‘horn-measuring’ type, I guess.”

“Hm.” I nodded in understanding. “There’s got to be at least a funny story or two there.”

Well she did an amazing cover of Uptown Funk that one time on karaoke night...

The sun is the middle of our universe—

Solar System

I've regretted reading some fanfics. This is definitely not one of those! Have a thumbs up. Have a fav!

same give me some drinks and i will be the happiest blubbering mess you will encounter

“Fuck this, I don’t care enough, can you give me the remote? I want to watch Gilmore Girls.”


This coming along greatly. I would love to read about Cadence and Celestia's drunken adventures.

“So, essentially, The Earth, what we live on, is a planet that rotates on an axis around a fixed Sun. The sun is the middle of our universe—”


“Ever heard of a game called ‘kill, fuck, marry?’”
“Have you ever ever heard of the part where I said ‘My Aunt’s and sister-in-law?”

Cahnidce has not been introduced to the wonders of the South, I see...

I get the feeling Twilight is the cuddly, clingy, flirty kind of drunk.

What the hell is going on in this comment section?

“Indeed I am, and don’t you worry!” she cheered, grin stretched ear to ear across her muzzle. “I will take what I’ve learned here on Earth and apply it to my politics back in Equestria!”

Don't show her Japanese game shows

particularly on your sister’s wedding day when he says it’s the sunniest day of the year.

I can’t help but feel there is a personal bias here somewhere

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