Love is Chaos

by Brock Lesnar

The Beta Phase, or, Publishing (A fun short chapter)

After listening to Pinkie Pie's finding, our trio of misfits was no closer to their goal. So, as all great people would when faced with adversary, they blindly proceed with their plan. Of course, with the angle this story is taking, it's obviously going to be god-damn insane.

"So… when did we write a full novel detailing the woes of a ugly creature as he tries to romance a beautiful alicorn?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Oh, that was all done off-screen!" Discord explained, as Rainbow Dash twitched, as unwanted memories of the time she learned of the fourth wall came rushing back.

"Anyways, we have to find a way to get this published! Celestia will read it and be sure to read between the lines for this one!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed.

And by 'read between the lines', I do mean that in the most literal sense. As in, they literally wrote 'Will you go out with me, Celestia? Signed, Discord' on the manuscript.

As they sent off the important document, Discord turned to Rainbow Dash, asking the question that I'm sure has been pressing on the minds of each and every one of you.
"Did you call me 'ugly'?"

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It was a few weeks later that they received the letter from the publisher. During that time, they engaged in many hilarious antics, such as pranking people using chocolate explosives (this was stopped after they accidentally blew up part of Twilight's library after they smuggled an explosive into one of Celestia's letters), using the bag of Dragon Bribes to bribe Spike into dropping Tom onto Celestia's head (she had chased them for days) and going on a long, eventful journey where they each learned about each others individual strengths and weaknesses, and how to combine those strengths and weaknesses to overcome great challenges, eventually culminating in an epic battle to save Equestria from a psychopath alien.

But, disregarding all those everyday events, we reach this day. The day in which they finally obtain the letter from their publisher. The day that they will learn if the Beta Phase will work. Of course, they got their book published.

Of course, it went horribly wrong.

You see, they had written that note on the printed copy with pencil. It didn't show up on the digital copy. The note was never actually put in the novel.

On the plus side, they made millions, and Celestia loved the book

Author's Note:

just a fun short chapter!