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Dragons, as a rule, are not subtle creatures.

Dragonlord Ember is far from a typical dragon.

Garble wishes he had a sane dragon for a Dragonlord, instead of some Cunning Optimist who's going to get them all killed.

Change is coming to dragonkind, one way or another.

Written for FanOfMostAnything's Imposing Sovereigns contest, taking the slot for Princess Ember, the Mad. Madness, though, is a matter of perspective. After all, it's not madness when you're right. :pinkiecrazy:

Edited by SirNotAppearingInThisFic.

Cover Art (permission pending) borrowed from DeathPwny.

First Published
19th Mar 2017
Last Modified
19th Mar 2017

Ok, I laughed hard enough at the intro that you earned a like just based on that.

(2) Not only are canvas and linseed oil quite flammable, dragons find the heavy-metal-based pigments delicious.

(3) More time was lost on trying to give dragons the concept of fine jewelry. Jewelry, to a dragon, is viewed very similarly to how flower arrangement is viewed by ponies. A particularly fancy gem setting has about the same life expectancy around a dragon as would a specially arranged bouquet of exotic flowers around a perpetually starving earth pony.


(7) In much the same manner as a mother might hang her child’s hoof-painting on the fridge.


“Besides,” he said, a grin spreading across his face, “it was really hard to argue with her closing remark. ‘Greed is good.’”

I understood that reference.

Garble Gecko.

This makes perfect sense.



Glad you thought so. :twilightsmile:

>>8033657 >>8033678

Ember got to be in the position of a matriarch who has to make do with being proud when her kid puts the paste on the paper instead of in their mouth. Everybody's got to start somewhere, right?

That's not to say there was nothing truly museum-worthy in the mix, though.

Glad you had as much fun reading the footnotes as I had writing them!

And I'm also really glad that prologue got a good laugh out of you. :pinkiehappy:

Insanity is a mentality that deviates from group consensus. Driving your entire civilization mad can be tricky, but having an obedience-compelling artifact definitely helps.

Fantastic story of how dragons had civilization forced upon them, even among the most grudging adopters. I can only imagine what Spike thought of these developments. Indeed, I'd love to see what Celestia thought of them. I don't think she saw this one coming. Plus, the idea of Ember getting just as much pony lore as Twilight did that of dragons is a fantastic idea in general.

Really, there's nothing here I didn't love. Thank you for it, and best of luck in the judging.

Tiamat take us all. It's a really dark day for dragonkind when a Cunning Optimist is in charge.

The great dragoness raisers her head to the sky noticing the sudden use of her name...She turns to hatchling that she was teaching, "Your girlfriend causing quite the stir among those fools it seems, hmmm her actions seem to be a reminder of what dragonkind was before the great collapse of Shangri-la and what it might be again...."

"She is not my girlfriend." Was the young drake's reply, curt and short, the way he cut his attempts at his mentor figure shipping the two of them together.

"Oh surely you jest, you gave her the center piece of the royal hoard surely you realize..." a long pause ensued as the the elder of the two looked upon the confused face of her junior, "I can't believe this...she never bothered to..." A single roar was heard across the multiverse as the young dragon looked on in shock as a young purple alicorn materialized in front of a particularly peeved Dragon Goddess of Chaos, Monsters, and Motherhood.

"Oh thank Celestia your here I just finished reading this primer on draconic social traditions and I just realized that..."

"That Spike giving Ember the Bloodstone Scepter is the equivalent of putting a ring on it?" Tiamat inquired of Twilight arching one of her eyebrows, "And you just now realized this?"

The poor alicorn bobbed her head up and down in a rather quick fashion and Dragon decided to send a note to Faust Epona to tell her how badly her eldest daughter had blew the hooch on this one.

Any good mom was a stickler for education of the children after all.

I think Talc should have the last line to Garble saying Greed is Good.

Yes, Minister. :moustache:

>>8033798 To reply to other comment y'left - that's my 'Stuff that tickles me in the perfect way', so can't easily answer it because, well, it's sort of a 'Either it does or doesn't scenario and this one has no real flaws sticking out to critique, on my end :)


Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Senpai noticed me! :rainbowkiss:


"Sister, come quick!" Luna said(1), snatching a startled Celestia in her telekinetic aura and teleporting the both of them into the skies above Stalliongrad.

After shaking her head and ensuring she didn't plummet to the busy streets below, Celestia fixed her sister with one of her medium rare glares of irritation. "Luna, what is the meaning of this?"

Unfortunately for Celestia, Luna had long since grown immune to every last one of Celestia's lesser glares. "Look!" Luna said as she once more grabbed Celestia's snout in her telekinesis and twisted it towards the Problem.

She swiftly forgot her erstwhile irritation.

"What in my name(2)..."

A massive hoard(3) of dragons, ranging from adults to whelps, was marching towards the city.

"By Star Swirl's famed invisible pants(4)!" Luna shouted, chipping some shingles off an unfortunate roof. "They're bringing..."

After a moment of Celestial squinting, followed by an air-lensing spell, Celestia turned back to her sister. "Statues, among other things."

"The fiends intend to shatter our walls with golems of stone and steel, then! We must rally the troops at once!"

"Nay, sister. Hold your horses," Celestia said, the wheels within wheels of her brain visibly turning. "

Some of the letters I've been receiving from Princess Twilight are beginning to make sense. I think we should have a word with whichever dragon is in charge."

"The largest, then?"

"Most likely."

(1) The words "Luna shouted" are reserved for instances involving actual property damage.

(2) People at the top have unique lexical difficulties.

(3) The proper name for a large gathering of dragons.

(4) Some people are more creative about resolving the aforementioned lexical difficulties than others.


I'd say Spike is a lot closer to golden dragons in diet and demeanor than to any sort of chromatic dragon I've ever heard of, but perhaps Tiamat would be able to look past such details for his sake. Thanks for the scene!


But then we'd have nested references. Don't want this getting too crazy. :pinkiecrazy:


Can't fault you for that. Taste is a fickle, hard-to-pin-down thing.

Welp. I guess I'll have to settle for 2nd place now.



I mean, it can't be that good.

And now such a Cunning Optimist was in possession of the bloodstone scepter, and she had no intention of giving it up any time soon.

Shouldn't "bloodstone scepter" be capitalized for consistency with the rest of the fic?

Clever, funny, and an interesting take on dragon culture. Good stuff.

Do wish it had been a bit longer, if only to smooth things out a bit. Word count may have been a factor, still a bit rough.


Ember, at this point, is still getting used to the fact that she is the head honcho now.

Love your profile pic, by the way. Both cats and snakes are pretty awesome. :pinkiehappy:

A fun story about Ember being a much-better-than-expected Dragonlord. Though I can't help but think Celestia might come to regret that when she has to deal with a thriving nation of industrious, larger than life dragons living right next door.


Glad you had fun following the rise of dragonkind.

And why wouldn't Celestia be happy about it? Twilight assures her that their Dragonlord is perfectly friendly.

(A sequel dealing with the effects of modernized dragons on pony (and other) society could be fascinating, come to think of it... No promises just yet.)

Simplistic, but pretty good.


Like banker dragons, for example? Because I´m not sure teaching a race of overpowered, fire breathing lizards defined by greed the joys of capitalism and globalization was a good idea to begin with. :applejackunsure:


Thank you.


Well, I'm not claiming it'd all be sunshine and rainbows. A loan shark would be way less intimidating than a loan dragon, after all. And I don't currently have a handle on just how international lending would work, or how extradition for contracts in default would function, or... Well, international trade is complicated. :derpyderp2:

It would certainly make the world more interesting, though.


banker dragons

see, the ferengi were bad enough, but when your ferengi can destroy a small town...

that cover art...

reminds me of Napoleon


Makes sense, as the art is an allusion to a painting of him.

obligate quadrupedalism

This is the sexiest two-word phrase ever


Nah. Doesn't have nearly enough consecutive vowels in it.

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