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Thought Prism

There are two lives: the life you live before you see a unicorn, and the life you live after.


Twilight attempts to lose her virginity at a party during her college years.

The keyword being 'attempts'.

An entry into FanOfMostEverything's Imposing Sovereigns contest.

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RB_ #2 · Mar 6th, 2017 · · ·

Masters and Johnson you are not, Twilight.
This is the nerdiest I've seen her written in a long while. Bravo.

I request a sequel wherein Twilight actually does order her subjects to have sex with her.:twilightsmile:


*points to the author's note*

8000145 I never said that they had to listen to her! I feel that such a story could be a charming exploration of personal boundaries and the limitations of vested authority.

Twilight would go on to lose her virginity to Big Macintosh the week after she arrived in Ponyville. Apple Bloom walked in on them. Twilight gave her the sex talk. It was super awkward.

:rainbowlaugh: The sensibility of Naked Singularity as applied to hookups. Quite nicely done, and perhaps the best way to do an in-character Floozy Twilight. Thank you for this. Best of luck!

I take pride in upholding myself to the highest possible standards of personal decency

You can either uphold those those standards or hold yourself to them.

The only person ever to successfully uphold himself is the Quaker Oats guy. And even he doesn't do it anymore.

Very nicely done :)


Thanks you guys! Glad to see other people also think this was nicely done.

Nicely done

Twilight has problems

This was amazongly entertaining :rainbowlaugh:

You really captured twilight's old character well too

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