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Petrichord
Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? (He/Him)
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Why, Pet. Why.
~Skeeter The Lurker
I would get on you for basically plagiarizing the meme but goddamnit even written down I'm howling with laughter!
And Twilight's interjections 
Fuck now I'm emberassed
7967812
I keep asking myself that.
7967840 If you're going to write a memefic, you best go all the way. Think of it like having sweet, consensual intercourse with a dragon. Also, like having sweet, consensual intercourse with a dragon, things are probably going to end with pain and burning and an indeterminate state of "worth."
7967812 because I've lost control of my life
Goddammit Petri, why.
7967877 I get the feeling this is going to be my most commonly asked question.
I don't get why this story has so many downvotes. Sure it's completely ridiculous and meme-driven but if you didn't pick up on that reading the description then you had no business reading it in the first place. I for one think it was well-written considering the subject material and am awarding it an up vote and fav
Why must you make me sad :C
This needs to be featured.
Congratulations, I am left asking '...what?' after reading this.
.....what did I just read....why? Why did I read this? I regret everything (and nothing).
Man... That lightsaber vote battle going on...
Totally awesome.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Um... uh...
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We need to have a talk.
This was funnier than it had any right to be. Seriously, this was a thing. It was also not something one would write without some form of hardcore narcotic in their system. You sir, you need a medal and some therapy.
I predict this hitting the featured box.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
0:19_2/22/2017
Well you definitely had fun writing this, and that's all that matters in the end!
I sat and waited and waited for something that did no come. I pondered and pondered why it was never done and laughed and sighed for it will never come.
Come on Twily, he even got you a book!
Just let him smash already!
Reminds me of the time I wrote AS FAST AS KENYANS. It was less of an actual story, though.
OMG yessssssss lol just saw the bird video and lost my shit thank you good sir
Too fucking funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
It isn't funny when you haven't seen the video. But when you have, it is pretty darn funny
I read all of Shining's dialogue in Filthy Frank's voice, lmao.
Uhhh.... Is shining drinking vodka lately?
Jesus
I've reviewed your story HERE
Considering how, later in life, Shining used his wife as a javelin, I would say that this is an accurate portrayal.
I think some of my brain cells died from the lack of oxygen I was getting from laughing to much reading this.