The unstoppable farce is moving on Canterlot. Tales were told of the evils done by Nightmare Moon, yet history had forgotten those perpetrated by the Minions of Nightmare Moon. Soon Celestia's worst nightmare shall rise again and the two things they want most, are two things that the Princess refuses to give up.

Trigger Warnings: Fart Gun, Senseless Mayhem, Sororicide, Happy Ending?

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I regret everything.


I regret that too.

We need more!!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

MORE, I SAY!!:flutterrage::pinkiecrazy:

Also.... damn you, Fresnor!!:raritycry::raritydespair:
I'm in a public bus with about 50 other people so i can't laugh out loud and it's hurts my insides trying to hold on to all of that laughing:raritycry::raritydespair::fluttershbad:

Rarity was stunned by a fart gun, and then awoke as an alicorn. She ...might need time to pull herself together.
:raritycry: <I was NOT made a princess by a fart! No! It could not happen!)
:raritystarry: <I hereby accept my new status! I am the Princess of Flatulence!)

Yeah... this might take a moment.



This has to be one of the two funniest stories I have read here. Kudos for the minions (and all the shenanigans entailed in that), alicorn ascension, AND it being the CMC's fault. Priceless.

I am ashamed at how long it took me to realize the minions were Minions.

her assistant drags the medium-sized pile

No! My deserts! Guards!

Is something wrong young Twilight?
wrong, young

“Girls! I can't believe it! You're no hurt!”
not hurt

I forgot to my typo check on my first pass. Fixed!
Still a great story, btw.

“CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS MINIONS, YAY!” From out of the castle a swarm of rockets erupted through a window and flew towards the princesses and their companions. Before any of them could think to stop the attack, the barrage bombarded the are holding the five friends of Twilight, creating an explosion of fire. Twilight stood there blinking in shock, not believing what she was seeing while Luna just rubbed a hoof at her horn as a tingling sensation went through it.

I think you might want "area" instead of "are".

I almost downvoted this story, but decided that implied public ma... misuse of bananas wasn't quite enough to warrant it.

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