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AkumaKami64


Insane, Reality-Warping Chaos God? Warring and Reunniting Siisters of the Day and Night? Vague backstories? How was I suppose to resist? My Patreon!

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Celestia brings the Statue of Discord to Ponyville with the wary intention of releasing him, as per a mysterious deal negotiated between Discord and the alicorn sisters. With the ancient war between Harmony and Discord now officially over, with the Chaos God curious over his own defeat, both sides most decide what to do now. Can Discord make a place for himself among ponykind or will he leave Equestria entirely?

It'll at least be interesting with the reluctant supervision and aid of the six who defeated him, Discord actually putting forth some effort, and Celestia personally keeping an eye on everything.

A retelling of Keep Calm and Flutter On with a more long term reformation of Discord.

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I had to check on google for the Wolpertinger..... oh god, and now i imagine Angel, after some Discord related shenanigans, becoming one.

Fluttershy : Oh My.
Discord : I suddenly have an intense feeling of dread, like if i did the biggest mistake of my very long life...
Angel : The World is going to be mine ! Mwahaha !
Fluttershy : Maybe later, right now, finish your salad.
Angel : Yes mistress.
Discord : And suddenly it don't feel like a mistake anymore. And Mistress ? Kinky !
Fluttershy : Discord... Please, no.
Discord : yes Ma'am !

... I dunno why it went out like that in my head, i'm a dumbass sometimes. X)

dear god you made another one
how many of these are you going to make before finishing one? :C

"Ponies generally don't respond well to having their bodies altered without their permission," Twilight explained evenly.

Niether do the fan base:trollestia:

OH! I was waiting so long for a story with an alternate Discord reformation! KCaFO was way too quick and sudden and did not fit Discord's character, so hopefully this will be good :pinkiehappy:
Also, as it is written by non other than you, I am especially excited to give it a read! :twilightsmile:

Pretty nice! Off to an excellent start! :heart:

One thing that always bugged me in the show was how Celestia suddenly came up with a spell that prevented Discord from stealing the Elements. Why didn't she use that before they were stolen the first time? You know, from that 'chamber protected by a powerful spell only I could break'. If Discord got past her first safeguards without even alerting her, what made her so confidant he couldn't do the same again? I mean, the guy took control of the sun itself from her with little effort.

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Best guess for canon? She saved a sample of Discord's magic from his break out and managed to work up a chaos-proof spell. Here, she might be fibbing about that a bit to just reassure them.:derpytongue2:

I really like how you're dealing with Rainbow; she dosn't like Discord, but I'm glad that she's giving him a legit chance

This is great I love rainbow interacting with discord, and spike is great to.

I love the interactions and antics, hopefully we'll delve more into Discord and Celestia's history as well as awesome entertainment!

You know, I never really thought about it that way. The ponies are all about expressing their individual talents, but trying to stop Discord from causing chaos is like trying to stop a pony from using the gift of their cutie mark. It's what he was born to do, and asking him to stop is like stripping Rainbow of her wings, or making Pinkie stop throwing parties.

This got me thinking. What if there was more of Discord's influence involved in the formation of Twilight's friendships than it first seems? After all, going to live in Ponyville was a big disruptive change to her usual life, and Chaos is all about change. Even if it is frightening at first, it can sometimes be for the best to uproot things and start anew. That certainly appears to be part of Discord's sphere of influence to me.

Wow, this is great. :raritystarry: Totally want to find out more about Discord's "flaws." Keep up the good work!

This is SOOOO friggin hilarious, I need more! <3

Observant Rainbow! Love it๐Ÿ˜Š

"Well, it's not like some of us don't have problems respecting personal space," Spike mused dryly, "So, anypony got any ideas how to entertain a god of chaos?"
"How about Risk?" Pinkie Pie suggested, producing the board game...from her mane.
"See! Right there! Why doesn't she get any flack for that?" Discord asked with a mock pout, "....And I call Austallion!"

The Draconequus does have a point. When Pinkie does her 'impossible' stuff most ponies don't even bat an eye. :derpytongue2:

I suggest the card game depicted HERE in the background of the deities' discussion.
There's even a unicorn!

Dash's view on Discord is quite astute, really. The little childbirth joke was great too.

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She does tend not to invert houses doing so, though. Still, she DOES confuse the crap out of people.

Also, there's probably a sanity filter running for her that causes people to ignore it, though (or drops flowerpots on researchers, ahem). In that regard, she's smarter than Discord, if she knows anything about it or made it.

I enjoy this story already. I hope you'll update it one day

I'm still waiting for next time. Why is there no next time? GET ON WITH IT!!!!!

This is a great story please continue it!!!!!

Interesting. I'll be reading on. It's funny how only three items in the entire series can affect him and I'm entirely convinced that he created two of them eons ago. I like this.

This was a great chapter and fun to. I enjoyed it. Keep it up please.

i love this chapter so muich

There is talk that during Anno Discordia, many ponies starved to death because Discord altered the day/night and planting/harvest cycles, so the entire food production chain was disrupted, leading to famine. Maybe this fanfic can deal with that rumour.

Across the many hundreds of pieces and tiles, Discord's smirk was almost predatory, "May I introduce, Taikyoku Shogi. The Ultimate Chess-"
"Thirty-six by thirty-six with four-hundred and two pieces of two-hundred and nine variations with a total of two-hundred and fifty-three moves to remember."

Somewhere in the multiverse a pineaple haired shadow ninja just woke up with a feeling of deep interest. :trollestia:

Celestia mused as she held up a piece in her magic. A piece labeled Ryume. "May I have this match, Old One?"
Discord crossed his arms and rose to be staring down at the princess. "It would be my pleasure, Little Sun," he accepted, holding a piece sticking out between his talons: Temma.

Loved the interaction between Celly and Discord. :twilightsmile:

"M.O.M?" Twilight asked curiously.
"Mortal Overreaction Moment," Celestia answered with a playful smile.
"...Huh?" was the universal response.
"It's what we immortals call it when you with finite lifespans read too much into what we do," Discord explained with a smirk. "Like the whole smiting thing. You have any idea how often that's usually just a misfire? Wrong place, wrong time? It's like hitting someone with a baseball to us."
"Or when they started thinking the eclipse was a sign of me having an incestuous love affair with my sister," Celestia muttered with a scowl.
"I think that was more wishful thinking on the part of malekind," Discord remarked, wiggling his eyebrows before his own annoyance emerged. "That's still not nearly as bad as the time I was accused of eating little fillies for breakfast: I cursed one village back into infancy, ONE!"

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowkiss::pinkiecrazy:

"But you said two against all," Spike commented curiously. "Who's your teammate?"
"That's the fun part: The rest of you get to pick between Celestia...and Pinkie Pie," Discord answered with a smirk.
"Oh my," Fluttershy said in worry.

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Amazing chapter, absolutely loved it!

"Her whole family is just a bucking herd of nerds, aren't they?"

"Heeeeey!"

"Discord, I can say this honestly: You have NO idea,"

"Prinnnncessss,"

.....DED.

I love this chapter more then I thought I would. Question, do you see Spike as Celestia's adopted son? I'm very excited for more of this, this is just to much fun.

"Yeah, have you seen how many apples Twilight can get off at once?" Pinkie Pie asked with a grin. Everyone stared at Pinkie Pie, while Twilight and Applejack blushed in mortification. "What, what'd I say?" Pinkie inquired in supposed confusion.

get your minds out of the gutter everyone.

This moment in my Life.... Is happiness

"The princess? Like Rainbow?" Rarity asked skeptically.

Well they do share mane colour.

I just took notice of the annount of views this chapter has. Others have been bit slow to notice update havent they? If you are reading this, may I ask when Celestia of Chaos is going to be updated?

This whole chapter was great. Shame there was only the one...

I never even thought about eclipses that way. It's funny to think that even the natives might have their own suspicions about what the princesses do... :D

Nice inside joke with the chess, as well.

Those were just the more notable comments; the other jokes were great too. Especially the innuendos at the end...

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